Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 5
By TDR
Party Phantasm,
Epilogue
[ Canterlot, Two days later.]
“So then what happened?” Celestia asked taking a sip of her tea.
“Well then, when he woke up, Shaka made Rutherford start fixing all the damage done by our visit, and when Spike sent me the deal drawn up by the actual ambassador, he told Rutherford to sign it.” Twilight offered.
“ I got a copy of that, it was quite well written.” Celestia nodded. “ Seems everything went fine.”
“Yeah well, there was a bit of an issue. Seems once I came back though the main village, my rampage gained me the interest of a number of Yak bulls.”
“Oh?”
“Thirty six marriage proposals, and more than twice that in salacious offers.” Twilight grumbled.
“I expect your brother was amused?”
“As far as I know the idiot is still laughing.” Twilight sighed. “Then it got weirder.”
“Weirder?” Celestia questioned.
“Discord showed up.”
“Oh no.”
“With Big Mac.”
“Oh No.”
“And well... lets just say after Big Mac had a few words with some of the more insistent bulls, and launched a few into a low orbit, he had a bunch of awe struck yak cows fawning over him.” Twilight grumbled.
“Twilight.... are there any Yaks left in Yakyakistan who are not injured?” Celestia muttered.
“Quite a lot actually, that thick fur of theirs absorbs impacts surprisingly well..” Twilight offered.
“Right..”
”Still the whole thing went surprisingly well once I name dropped Bleu. No idea where Prin went though.”
“Well Bleu has not always been the nicest of gods. For quite a while she took after her father because that's how she was brought up, even after she beat the fool out of and banished Forgescale from the dragon lands she was very aggressive. The War of Shadows hardly calmed her down and she picked fights with a large number of other gods afterward, myself included. Then one day she seemed to lose the taste for it as if she had realized everything she had lost, and she even gave me the egg you hatched into Spike as a peace offering.“ Celestia explained. “Granted it was much more complicated than that, and she also agreed to help Chrysalis for some reason, but at the very least she doesn't fight with every one any more. Since Shaka's last time in public was her coming to have a word with him at the height of her angry stage, it's small wonder he is terrified of her.”
“Still this whole mess could have been avoided had you told me that the prince was an ass.” Twilight glared at the solar princess from the other side of the table.
“I did, as a matter of fact every failure to appease them was noted in those books I had Raven lend you.” Celestia retorted.
“Alright that is true, this was on me then, I didn't think any of those failures were anything but embellishments due to how ridiculous they all were.” Twilight huffed.
“Then you met Prince Rutherford.” Celestia smiled.
“Then I met Prince Rutherford. “ Twilight agreed.
“Still Twilight you succeeded. “ Celestia offered. ”Because of that. I may have something else for you, a little less strenuous, if you want it.”
“What is it?” Twilight stared at Celestia skeptically.
“Something more local and less yaky, the Grand Equestria Pony Summit.”
“Really? Huh, doesn't Cadence normally do that?” Twilight asked.
“Usually yes, but she's been a bit busy the last few years and it's not been as big of an event as it used to be. Cadence wants to start it up again like it was, but she has to run the Empire on top of being with foal. While I'm sure she would come and help, I don't think I should put the whole thing on her, and Luna... well. She still has some issues, thankfully I've managed to get her away from the Neighties fashion trends she was enjoying.”
“Oh no...”
“She had so much neon and day glow clothing and gear on at one point it blinded me, and I stare into the sun every day.” Celestia smirked.
Twilight chuckled.
“So are you interested?”
“Alright, I'm game. Dealing with the yaks wasn't that bad in the end and it gave me a few ideas of my own. If I can handle this, I might have my own project to set up. I figure Rahs and some of the others would be willing to help particularly with a known thing like the GEPS.”
“Well then I'll let Cadence know, the event is planned for the start of next month, that should give you plenty of time to get together with every pony and Cadence and figure out what you are going to do.” Celestia offered.
oh... shit...
Better question was "Is there any of the Yakyakistan still left on the planet?"
And this is how Twilight got groomed to be queen.
Discord brought Big Mac? He must have wanted to watch Yak Ball...
Is it too late to put Yona into the predictions for Rahs' last suitor?
man this chap was hilarious
Twilight hands over a nice, new, shiny, and very, very generous for Equestria trade treaty with the Yaks..... and a restraining order preventing Rutherford from coming within 100 miles of her...... an order Rutherfrod insisted on receiving.
"Lemme smash!"
wait.... what? how?
Ah
Oh, Discord must have been very pissed he missed the fun.
Also, I half called it! It's just, not Rutherford Mac has to beat up for hitting on the Smashy Pony.
See that's why I said let Sombra make with the slicing first!
Wait, I thought it was Starswirl that trapped him in the mirror, and him being out of commission as a God then led to her taking up the God of Dragons portfolio.
Just.. slowly easing her into taking up those Princess duties, aye Sunbutt?
She missed so many possible phases to go through, let her have some fun!
Sofun little episode, yeah...... the Yaks were never not going to get on Twilight's bad side.
I wonder how many of the gods are still wary of Bleu from her agressive times and might treat Spike with a lot more... ahem, care, than they would a normal young dragon, never mind the Sparkles...
But yeah.
Also, how's Celestia gonna sucker Twilight into taking over Equestria is probably up for Season Nine if it ever happens, but most likely there's gonna be too much major divergence by then to be even remotely relevant.
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It pretty much says she kicked him out of the Dragon Lands, Removal from Dragon Lands =/= Banishment from the World.
I have no reason not to suspect there will be a personal motorized two wheeled vehicle of some type in the next chapter.
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Considering the kind of head busting that Twilight and Big Mac got up to within Yakyakistan, I wouldn't be surprised if those two ended up being a celebrity power couple to the Yaks.
So are we getting the MLP movie early then? Because the talk of a summit makes me feel like it is.
Yuri Yak was very insistant.
Yuri Yak first Yak in orbit.
Yak make Yak Space Program.
You know I realised that Celestia is still chess-mastering twilight into being the replacement princess right here she is slowly weaving political responsibilities inti twilight’s day though I don’t believe she has really thought this through because once twilight realised what has been happening she will probably burn down the current equestrian law system in such a way that celestial will have to take back her job as princess in order to fix everything
For some pony who doesn’t want to be princess, your doing a lot of princessing Twi. Might want to slow down before Celestia decides to take that vacation after all.
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The sumit was the basis for Princess Spike episode.
so we are going to see Princess Spike this is going to be good.
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Applebloom would be very confused doing the episode
I’m looking forward to seeing Spike point out to Twilight that Celestia is manipulating her into Princess Duties.
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Maybe, but Twilight has refused being a princess, and if the Rarity/Sombra thing keeps on the way it's going, the former bearer of Generosity will be in line for the throne, despite not being an actual princess.
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Currently the line of succession goes like this.
Celestia
Luna
Cadence
Sombra( currently ineligable)
Sunset ( currently ineligable)
Sweetiebelle (due to adoption)
Prince Blueblood( due to distant blood relation to luna)
Shining Armor (due to marriage)
Twilight Sparkle( more due to being a god than anything else)
Rahs Sparkle(due to adoption though the legality is questionable)
Grannysmith, Applejack,Bigmac, Applebloom due to family ties to celestia
Spike Sparkle( hes only this low due to his being the son of a former enemy of equestria and not being direct relation to one of the main princesses)
Some other nobles( they will argue about it for years and it would likely devolve into a civil war)
I do like Twilight getting more comfortable around others. Her being the Goddess of Friendship didn't really fit her character at the time, but she's really grown into it. I love that she's able to deal with others a lot better now, with only a mild panic attack, to the point where she takes the Summit with no complaints! It shows great character development. I love it!
I was confused which episode was next and then I remembered, princess spike p
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Celestia and Luna could still try to weasel their way out of Canterlot to go on a vacation for a month/year or two?
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Eh, the Sparklewrath Drive is rather ineffective and rather not user-friendly.
Yak will have to find different way to space.
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And when they try turning the month into a year into a decade, I think Rahs would likely be sicced on them to bring them back.
Wonder when she'll get a minor in (un)imaginable violence.
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Probably after she deals with Glimmer.
Nice conclusion of Yak smash i guess...
Smashing Yak's must be a very effective anti aggression therapy
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It's cathartic even
Isn't it spelled "segues'?
Twilight probably wasn't that mellow for years, getting to almost Doomguy the Yak population
celly should know twilight need more time then that for a event like that she done goofed
Mass Effect 2 reference of the Krogan trial event aftermath.
Maybe Twilight should start combat training as stress management tool. It helped me a lot their physical exertion and learning of self discipline.