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Flawed minds trapped within impotent shells, functioning in an all too imperfect world; how could we possibly comprehend the heights of our own ignorance... when our very souls are left to rot.

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Feb
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...stars... · 12:12am February 3rd

What is your earliest memory?

The most distant thing I can remember, even before seeing my parents, were stars. A vast field of white dots set against a background of inky blackness, slowly getting closer towards me in the accompaniment of a deep humming noise. For a long time I believed that it was a sign of something special, that there was some small spark of something greater in us than our every-day, mortal shells. It gave me hope, it gave me a reason to try live a good life; that even if all things went to hell then there will be something--infinitely more complex than "simple" genetics--that will continue to last when we are longer here. For all eternity and beyond.

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Having a horn and a pair of wings doesn't make you an alicorn.

Sometimes, the answers to the most difficult questions are just too simple to comprehend.


The Things by Peter Watts
This short story, based on John Carpenter's "The Thing" movie from 1982, is a really interesting example of how two beings can perceive the world in vastly different ways. Here, the action is told from the thing's point of view. I sincerely recommend it!

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