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Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

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Comment posted by grammar404 deleted May 14th, 2015

You're missing a tag somewhere...
:(

Deepthroat Cockslut, eh?...

She's probably an accountant.

Also, God is confirmed as creator of Equestria. Seems legit.

For a second there, I thought she was going to earn her cutie mark from her father.:trollestia:
But yeah, that was hot, funny, and cute. Good job, man. :twilightsmile:

*stares silently*
-6 minutes later-
*sits down*

To think this is happening somewhere in the world now...

Tumblr isn't all awful, sometimes it comes up with amazing things like Deepy.

Though, I don't like fillies mixed with the sex tag; I'm intrigued in what her life is going to be. But, I got a wild guess!

I love how you putting some kind of story for this.

Any tumblr link to the creator, or are there multiple ones?

Comment posted by Donuts deleted May 14th, 2015

I can proudly say that I approve of this story.

5976627 It's mostly just a clop repost blog, but here ya go. http://ebonmanensfw.tumblr.com/

If you're looking for the owner of Deepy, that would be this guy. http://jonfawkes.tumblr.com/

Will you include the moment where Celestia unbirths her?

Ahahah! Thats fun! :rainbowlaugh:

Already interesting.
I will continue reading to figure out the braves of young Deepthroat Cockslut :pinkiehappy:

Heh, I just realized that Deepy, when spoken aloud sounds like DP. Trading one sex joke for another. :rainbowlaugh:

I'm a mite disappointed that her parents act ashamed about it in this story. Half the gag - pun intended - of the character is just how the proud the Cockslut family is of the name. The joke is in how embarrassed and awkward everyone else gets.

Good writing, though.

I knew, when I saw these posts on Tumblr, it was soon time for someone's rise to glory.

5978011 A story about an unashamed slut is less interesting than a story about said slut trying to be herself in a world where everyone struggles to accept her.

5978037

I think I getcha, sug. I'm surprised you wouldn't go straight comedy with a character named Deepthroat Cockslut, but I think I getcha.

5978061 Oh no. I don't operate that way. Things shall get real.

Wat
Her name is Deepthroat Cockslut

The Life and Times of Deepthroat Cockslut

I can tell this will be quite a cryptic, Pynchonian story with lots of nuance and complex characters. Count me in.

I don't get the cutie mark...

5978254 Me either but that's what it is. If someone would care to explain, I would be much obliged.

Just, wow.

The way her birth was written and how Deepy was introduced was so beautiful and serene, but then that bitch called fate came by and suckerpunched this story.

I found this to be very funny so far. I shall keep my eye on it. (From a safe distance with a rain coat and a splatter guard ready. It's going to be like a Gallagher show up in here.)

The Life and Times of Deepthroat Cockslut

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isn't it a... used tissue?

edit: Never mind, enlarged the picture and it's a rose.

5978260 Well the creator of the OC actually gives the reasoning at the source of your picture in the comments. "yellow roses are symbolic of good cheer and optimism" "Depending on the culture, yellow roses also symbolize infidelity, or maybe platonic non-romantic relationships".

5976341

That was 4chan, not Tumblr

AH HAH HAH HELL YES! XD

This is, literally, the greatest story ever told.

Everyone can quit writing pony stories now.

5976397 I'm thinking this is just the intro and the story will more focus on adulthood.

I... I choked on my spit laughing at this.

5978577 Probably, the description does say she'll charm every stallion, well that's what it previously says I think.

Eww... really? Like i understand the needing to get her cutie mark thing... but at 11? Its rather gross.

The FBI should be knocking on my door any minute now...

OMG this is f*cking amazing!! I can't wait for more!

I really need to stop judging book by its cover. I didn't think this was going to be very good, so I didn't want to read it. Yet again I needed a fork to eat my own words. Actually, this is one of the few times I'm glad I was wrong.

Those last few lines when she answered the teacher put me in stitches. My sides still hurt.

I can only imagine the secretaries reaction when they file her birth certificate.....

"Her name is WHAT?!"

......Remember when My little pony was innocent?......Neither do I!!

That's fucking hilarious

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