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Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

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Buck me !!!! That was good.

Short and sweet, just what I needed! thanks! :pinkiehappy:

Yet despite her cheer, she answered, "No. Can I come inside?"

Now pinkie you know that is a loaded question.

"You know, a penis. A dick. A cock. A schlong. A wiener. Sausage. Love tube. Happy stick. Meat sword."

This. This is gold.

"You know, a penis. A dick. A cock. A schlong. A wiener. Sausage. Love tube. Happy stick. Meat sword."

Oh Pinkie Pie. Don't ever change.:pinkiesmile:

If I were Pinkie, I probably would have added something like "I'm the jockey of my one-eyed horse. I'm talking about my dong, of course." (I ripped that line off of a Key of Awesome YouTube webisode, so in good conscience, I can't take credit).

Who thats alot of Confetti

"Yeah! If I were a stallion I'd wanna hump your brains out!"

Only you would, Pinkie! Only you!:rainbowlaugh:

Heh, odd as hell but, sweet all the same. Loved it to bits~ :pinkiehappy:

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