Already interesting.
I will continue reading to figure out the braves of young Deepthroat Cockslut

I... I choked on my spit laughing at this.

I can only imagine the secretaries reaction when they file her birth certificate.....

"Her name is WHAT?!"

That's fucking hilarious

.......Hehehehehehehe.......

This opening is fucking golden

...How's she going to get her cutie mark?

I like the idea of parents magically realizing the name of their child. Makes all those names that match cutiemarks make a lot more sense.

she'll be very popular in high school XD

I'll burn destiny's house down!

HA! HA! HA!

*giggles* Me curious. lul

5984427 WITH A LEMON! A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

Starlight Glimmer should totally be the "villain."

5984578 I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons!

Destiny is the bitchiest bitch there was.

5989642 I am now imagining sprinkles there singing that phrase..

5989642 no no, kyles mom is.

5980571
There's a tumblr specifically for that character now. You can either wait and read this fic, or you can go to the tumblr. It'll prolly be a doozy either way,

This has to be the best opening i have read on this website. There are stories made of liquid gold and awesome, but nothing holds a candle to this beginning.

now that i read the first chapter, i think this woul be a cool enough oneshot on its own^^ and its funny. lets see what awaits me further down the
cock uhh i mean road,... i mean read ... yea

Well, I see that this is going to be a philosophical, mature story speaking of the trials and tribulations that come with such a distinct name.

All the stories on this site, and this is by far the most convincing explanation of Pony names I've ever read. Amazing