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Ants in pants while Bucky rants!
I approve of Gossamer's crude yet effective means of healing.
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There is a Discordian proverb: Sometimes, you have to kill to be kind.
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...Why did you have to say that. I am now reminded of a terrible fic where Fluttershy restrained ponies in her basement, and put some kind of corpse butterfly eggs inside ponies still living bodies and would kill them from the inside out after they hatched.
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Past it.
7071264 Hehehe I've been a proud supporter of kudzu for quite a while. Sometimes I get busy with work which gets in the way of me reading and I fall behind. This last time I had about 30+ chapters to read. I binged and caught back up. Kudzu was the reason I made an account here to begin with.
Lol, silly mortals. Always trying to blame God for their misfortune. "Why god, why can't I hold a job." "Because you slack off at work and refuse to heed sexual harassment policies." "Why God, why is my wife leaving me." "Because you always put your friends before her and despite knowing of her paranoia insist on having groups of female friends. I know what you did." "Why God, why did you let our people fall into madness, why did I have to slaughter half of my people to restore sanity." "I was tied to a stone as the bloodthirsty leader of old threw out my teachings to make pacts with dark forces for power."
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While I might not cotton to the lack of equality in the first two examples, I completely agree with this. It continues to annoy me how few shits people give about meeting their gods. No respect for a being whom, if not for them, they themselves would not exist. I don't doubt if Odin just slacked off and gave up on the griffons first Gossamer wouldn't have been born.
This is the problem with being terrestrial deities. When you walk among your people they take you for granted. They get used to you. They throw the respect you're due out the window. Gossamer seems to feel justified because she had what qualifies as a hard life even though frankly it wasn't nearly as hard as it could have been. Does no one ask how much work Odin's done for them? Surely it was MUCH more work than Gossamer could comprehend yet she treats him like her efforts give her the weight to throw around and blame him for. Where's the prostrating heartfelt apology and attempt to truly understand his pain and sacrifice? He is literally her god.
No respect, I tell you.
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Sorry those first two were examples from my personal life. Its silly how often people are quick to lay blame on outside factors without looking at their own shortcomings. "I lost my job, it must be a test from god." I had to bite my tongue to keep from saying, "Yeah, don't act like a prick at work." But then again maybe that was the test, for him to realizes that on his own.
Many of man's failures are blamed on god, or what many choose to believe is god. But the truth is that god gave us the gift of choice. And everything on this green earth is the result of Man's free will. A choice made by one, to act out at work. That lead to a boss somewhere deciding to take the easy way by firing an employee. Were these part of gods plan? NO, because man was tasked with his own fate. All on the hope that despite the freedom to choose anything, man will have the will to choose the right thing.
And yes, all respect goes out the window. But this isn't limited to physical deities. I wonder if one day god doesn't come down from heaven, week and weary, and just go, "I'm done GTFO."
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I was stupid, back then. I didn't make a very good estimate.
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Maybe try consulting a dictionary and see if the word has a different meaning?
But for now, drink and be merry!
7075731 For tomorrow, we die
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ants in his pants
bucky starts to rant
about cosmic pants
and lord hades' plans
to kill bucky's aunt
Ended up as little more than sand,
slipping through the hand
of the new lord of-
oh wait,
nevermind that,
my rap just fell flat
because that
fae creature passed it on
just like that
to the sun mother
This was unexpected
i expected him to smother
All the old ways of the others
But he passed on the power
to the sun god? How the-?!
nobody knows what will happen next
so now we just gotta wait and see
what the author puts in the text
im done, get me of the set!
*throws the mic at the cameraman*
THERE ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY?
*storms off and hides in a cave (with my computer set and internet, of course)*
I messed up the ending... but hey, i tried