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Forget Alicorn of War. At this rate, he's gonna end up the Alicorn of Appetites.
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The Fates look after ALL of the races... they want to save all life if they can. They settled in the zebra lands because the zebras and the equines of the savanna needed protectors.
Doesn't change the fact that the Fates are bitches.
epic.... all i have to say is... SOON
Best use of this line.
And that evening they found Bucky, sitting on a stump, facing east and commenting on how beautiful the sunset was. Said comments mostly confined to repetitions of
“ Ooooh whoooow look at the pretty colors!”
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Really, he is. The Lord of Winter is expected in Labyrinthia just a few days after Nightmare Night.
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Or staring at Celestia's ethereal mane...
"Oh far out mang..."
Either Bucky just found a way to stay happy forever and gave Fluttershy the means to start possibly the most productive company ever, or Kudzu is just trying to make us laugh. I'm not sure which I would be prefer...
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Cannabis is perfectly legal in Equestria. Most ponies grow it for the seeds, to make flour or birdseed.
Fluttershy and Zecora both use it for medicinal purposes.
Bucky just discovered it can be brewed in beer.
I like Bucky when he's high, he's hilarious.
Imagine what we'd learn if Sentinel was high.
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We can't stop here! This is bat-pony country!
5468652 bad pony... no drugs for minors
Damn, I wish I had a case of that beer. Would be fucking hilarious at me and my friends next D&D night.
5468525 lord of munchies?
shrugs. i have heard that cannabis is more or less harmless but i am not sure personally. it is still screwing with your brain's chemistry, if in a much more mild way.
5468571 I think you did not understand.
The Winter is COMING !
Got it !?
Sobriety must not be allowed! Bucky must wage war on it!
Is that an allusion, or...
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But there are plants and/or drugs that are forbidden or restricted? Opium poppies, for example?
5468694 try it... its good for you
here, take a pick (from my last trip to Amsterdam)
dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/11012971/2013-08-25%2018.13.52.jpg
going there again on February
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Perfectly legal. That's a human foible.
Poppy seeds make nummy muffins and Zecora, along with so many other alchemists, make useful drugs.
I mean, you can buy anything from Zecora.
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Maybe it effects equines more. There was a line about how the Equestrians have evolved from horses in our world so even if that isn't true for actual horses, it can be twisted around to fit this story too.
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Mhm, makes sense.
Can't just stop thinking about the children in the renaissance era getting send to bed after their evening dose of laudanum.
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The stuff Mister Rich accidently killed himself with.
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For some reason now I picture this being a corny in-joke with Bucky and his wives right before climax. Berry off the corner with the corny jokes and puns while he's busy with Derpy.
Man. Bucky ate like, a couple thousand dollars worth of Marijuana.
5468265 (Please note that I have not read the current update because I've been busy, so things may have changed.)
There is no objectively right way of going about this. The very worst mistake they are making, as I have said, is refusing to accept surrender; using Bucky alongside this lack of mercy only makes them out to be cruel, and those who have no mercy in th field of battle are precisely the sort to ten on those around them the moment they step even slightly out of what Equestria perceives to be the line.
Equestria, by ignoring the rules and traditions of warfare has opened themselves up to an equal reprisal, which I still fully hope they receive. They're going to make the world fearful and paranoid around them, no matter their current stance. The best way to avoid the paranoia and future bloodshed is an actual invasion of the city, though at severe military casualties, but any caring commander would take ten thousand losses to prevent just as many, if not more, civilian casualties from revenge or preemptive strikes against them.
You know Kudz... There is a reason why coca cola stopped using cocaine in their recipe. People just sat all day getting high from drinking cola. I can't help but to suspect that the same would eventually happen here. But that is just a little trivia, cus ponies high on weed is just too fucking funny.
Especially when the munchies kick in.
Also, I know fuck all about beer making but I am pretty sure that it involves boiling at some point. Ho-ly hell that would get you high. Cannabis releases the "high" chemical when it gets hot, when you put it in brownies or muffins for example you expose them to a lot of heat for a long time which makes them release a fudge ton of the stuff (good times). Boiling is for a long period of time? Oooooh man, I would want to try that.
And to end it, I must say that you actually pretty much nailed the effect of the good herb on him. Grats.
Cannabis = Marijuana
I'm 2 sick to tap more words.
I... I have an idea on how I fix the issue in Minos. Giant gas bombs, several thousand tons of them, full of compressed cannabis smoke. They explode about thirty meters above the streets, and since the smoke is denser than air, it floats down and floods everything, and all the rebels can be subdued in short order. Nobody fights while stoned off his tits. I've tried.
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Each one enchanted to seek out those with hostile intent, and then mark them as rebels while stoning them out into docile cud-chewin' cows? That could work. Then you could round up all the rebels and execute them, leaving everything else intact.
5469372 WHOA WHOA WHOA, settle down. If they're captured, no killing. Again with the rules and traditions of warfare man.
I'm only cool with chemical weapons because their worst side effect is asthma attacks and acute hunger.
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Hnngh, the high'd eventually wear off and they'd go right back to their expansionist doctrine of murder and slavery, though. What would you even want to do about that? You can't reform them (especially not that many, we're talking an army here) unless we're talking magical mindwipe, which for some reason people in these comments tend to dislike even more than killing. Just going to lock them up until they die? They've proven they're evil and for all the world believe they are the superior race. It's like offering a second chance to an army of Nazis after they get finished burning a building full of Jews. I mean, look - they even have concentration camps, where I'd imagine they're keeping and breaking prisoners to be used as slaves.
They've gone the way of House Avarice, and Avarice had their magic taken and were banished to inhospitable lands. What would we do with minotaurs? Cut off their fingers and send them to... I don't know, Draconia? It's simpler for all involved if the murderous rebel forces were offed, make a note about it in the history books - and everyone gets on with their lives. Not to mention this is a joint operation, so there's not going to be nearly the sort of hostile backlash against Equestria you're campaigning if they off the slaver-conqueror army, especially if they had a way to leave the innocents alive and safe.
If anything they'd be praised for the latter. For finding a way when the other nations could only see that the best option is to raze it all and start over with the ones who managed to escape, since it's hard to tell rebel from civilian otherwise, and you can't have them sneaking out of the conflict and into other nations to stir up trouble again later on.
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Great... now I have this image of Zecora standing in an alley whilst wearing a trench coat....
"Come my friend, let your mind and body be freed. See you anything in my coat that you need?"
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/picturing Zecora sending Twilight an invoice for that alicorn-magic-activation potion from the series
"With timely arrival my potion you did quaff, but at this bill you'd best not scoff."
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Pay this bill, I will not beg, This diamond dog? He'll break your leg.
You know, I just had a weird idea. That potted beer of Bucky's (HA!) would probably make ponies less violent or warlike (or at least that's what I understand about its mental effects, having never had any). Bucky could put his talent to use by brewing lots of that beer and distributing it around to warlike places, who would suddenly find themselves less violent and more disposed to sitting and staring at their hands, or racial equivalents, for a while. Might not be entirely moral or ethical, but then, the world's shades of grey, not black and white. (Not 50 though, that would be a horrible Equestria.) Also, I'm not entirely sure that beer would hold that much THC, it not being that water soluble, but heck. It's a story, narrative license, suspension of disbelief and all. I can't really complain about stories.
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It isn't very water soluble, but it is alcohol soluble. What many people don't realize is that, in brewing, some of the hops (or in this case, cannabis) winds up in the fermenter. This leaves a layer on the bottom called the trub. It is possible that the process of fermentation would allow just enough circulation (from CO2 bubbles) to do an alcohol extraction. Add in Bucky's magic, and you can likely guarantee extraction.
Yay brewing science!
5469652 I knew that, just thought the beer wouldn't have enough alcohol in it to hold that much. But heck, I could be wrong, I don't know much about brewing, weed, and how they combine, and there's always magic (specifically, Bucky's brewing talent helping him out) to explain if the effect of the beer is greater than it should be.
5468722 Think of the children though!
So will Bucky ever learn what happens when you stick that cannabis in a pipe. Because the THC content is obviously enough to get him high. And while the high from smoking it may not be as strong or last as long in the system as edibles it definitely takes the edge off. Also Bucky took an edible for his first time which causes a significantly longer and more intense high then smoking. But a common mistake made by many new users that Bucky is finding out is that if they take an edible they typically don't immediately feel the effects then they end up taking more. Well then about an hour later it will hit em like a right hook from Tyson.
Why did it take me this long to remember this?
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The effect of what Bucky took should linger for like 22 to 36 hours... feels good mang...
Berry is going to learn just how hungry Bucky is.
"Dear diary.
It´s 6th january, 18:27 where I live. So far kudzu did not update his story, The Chase.
I´m dying.
Goodbye. "
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Sorry, writing lost chapter... and staring at the wall... and watching beagle.
And feeling the cold. I'd really distracted and having trouble focusing.
5472319 Please, kudzu, I hope you understand I´m just joking. By all means you have all the right to recover, rest or anything else, I´m just making fun, okay ?
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Writing helps to deal with the pain... it is kinda how I stay sane actually, funny as it sounds. If I can lose myself in a stream of consciousness, the part of me in pain kinda drifts away from my mind and I exist outside of time and space for a while. Which is nice.
Having some trouble making the magic happen today.
Really difficult to write romance stuff when you feel like barfing from pain
Oi, guys, I went back and I did a little looking. I've got time on my hands, going on a road trip so all I've got is my phone. I bookmarked a comment that I found that I want you guys to look at. It made me stop dead in my tracks and just kind of gape at it.
On chapter 170, second page of the comments, you'll find this message
This message was by one person so infamous. One so hated and overly judged. One who you'd least suspect.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, Lordofmyth's first comment!
*Collective Gasp!*
Now, it's up to you guys.... tell me.... what the hell went wrong?
Another chapter has been lost people... you know where to find it