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This is why I love Sentinel. He's so awkward, but tries so hard at the same time.
lol. Sentinel, Y u so awesome?
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Luna insisted that Sentinel stop being so formal.
INB4 SENTINEL GETS DESTROYED
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"So this is what the moon looks like."
Sigh.
"I suppose I'll be here for a while."
5744490 Bucky gets mooned too, cause
HA! Sentinel, I don't think thats how your father meant for you to use that lesson.
Sentinel...
Maybe the coffee wont be as hot this time as its blown through several noses.
Sentinel used humour...Its not very effective
Hey, Sentinel, do you like bananas?
*get cup of coffee*
*drink all the content*
*aim to the nearest person avalaible*
*spill all the coffe in the target*
*remember your wife usualy does the beating in your house...and you just spilled coffee all over her*
*run your fool !*
i lost my shit mid chapter... Bucky giving his version of "the talk" good maintenance is always important, at least mares have a single button, much more simple
... he was a good colt, i knew him well...
sentinel deserves three different medals for that!
Oh, Sentinel. I can only hope that you'll learn someday. Today is clearly not that day.
Adorable foals are adorable, but that isn't exactly news.
Also, slight typo:
I think you forgot a "will help" at the end of this sentence.
breathe
whole lot
here is my wild typo
Yes Sentinel just yes
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Betwixt is also correct.
Well if the pun blows up, blame Luna. "Don't be so formal."
I sense that the table will be brought up laaaaater in the future, and will slap our feels.
5744866 thats a word?
Humor is not for you Sentinel.
I still love you, even though you make me cringe so hard sometimes.
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She flew while wearing them, setting herself free.
By the hatred of the deepest circle of hell WHY didn't you include the reaction to sentinel's last comment.
Made me spurt tea all over the cafe table.
Wait... I know that ADHD is treated with methamphetamine to help calm down the client and I guess that other stimulants like caffeine could have similar effects. Lyra having ADHD I can easily buy but sentinel never struck me as someone with that sort of disorder.
The vagina is nature Rubik's cube, and each one is different; it may take a while to solve, but when you get the solutions, you get the solutions.
Ok, Sentinel just pulled a fast one with the timing of a professional.
5745063 Having ADHD myself as an adult, I can safely say that there are quite a lot of different interpretations that still fit into the mix.
Coffee doesn't speed me up unless I let it, but I can be exhausted and running on fumes when suddenly the right stimulation hits and I go hyper. Freaks people out sometimes and it's funny as hell. It's much more a mental switch you hit than anything else.
And without it being specifically stated, why coffee would relax Sentinel is wide open for speculation with no real answer.
Sentinel's progress as a smart-ass grows...I approve.
I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. Smart-ass Sentinel is best Sentinel!
Have you tried turning it off and then back on? Is the power cable inserted correctly?
...I want to hear the potty song.
Oh Sentinel... time to run for your little room under the stairs.
As a person with ADD and a prescription for Adderral (and three brothers with similar situations), I can anecdotally confirm that caffiene can be used as a substitute focus-generator. My mother would often "dose" my brothers and I with caffeine (usually in the form of soda) if we were out and a little too hyper. It worked to calm us down pretty well.
This is the most shocking chapter yet... no typos were mentioned in the Author's Note
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And that's why he didn't need to include it.
"Luna ... technical issues..." *SNARF* hehehehe rofl.
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Read in Eeyore's voice. Temporary Sentinel headcanon: storyofsize.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Eeyore.jpg
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Read in Morgan Freeman's voice. So much better now. epollresearch.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/morgan.jpg
5746774 My internal narrator is always Morgan Freeman. It's safe to say everything I have ever written can be read in Morgan Freeman's voice for maximum effect.
5745119 The most Pro Professional ever LOL
5745100 This implies, however, that there is a mathematical method that can be applied for every new vagina. As far as I know, no such method has been found (if one has been found, please send it my way). Also unlike a Rubik's cube, a vagina comes with a time limit.
5747785 That's true, vagina's have time limits, a bit like defusing bombs. Luckily, enthusiastic use one one's tongue has been known to delay the timer.
XD
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT
oh god, laughing too hard! Ass fell off! Can't find it, laughing too hard!!
PPFFFTTT. Hehehe, oh, that's funny
Trying not to laugh out loud because it's 3am. Failing miserably.
Sentinel is top colt.
Some of the best advice I have ever read.
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theres already too many kids. adding the 5 or more that are coming will just be annoying as hell. 1 or 2 is fine, but 7 or more is fuckin ridiculous.