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Sucks to suck, Bucky
- With love, Celestia
In the distance, one can hear Celestia's laughter.
10/10 Celestia is best punisher, serves Buckminster right not attending tea time!
Also I just realized that I have not gave this story my favorite finger even though I've been reading from chapter 1 until now. I'm gonna rectify that. :)
I see an inter academy prank war already brewing
Celestia's revenge needs butter.
Oh, this is going to be delicious.
So... revenge is a dish best served with copius amounts of Berry butter and salt?
and tried
capitalize A
too
Question. So Lugus calls Peekaboo his foal in the story. She is in fact a foal yes but if it was from Lugus and his P.O.V. wouldn't it be his cub?
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He knows she is a foal though.
5501848 Indeed.
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That was me being stupid and slipping into 'write a paper for school' mode.
Ah, Celestia has finally gotten revenge.
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congrats on your addition to the plan 9 group
(readies popcorn)
he still had.
were should be where.
Celestia's not his headmistress anymore. There's no more ethical issues revolving her pranking him. She can FINALLY get him back, show him how they did it a couple thousand years ago!
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dang beat me to it
Really Celly?
Only popcorn?
You don't think she could manage to get that one sun praising golem in on this... do you?
hahahahahaha!
Trollestia is on the loose!
Why do I get the feeling a prank war is about to commence?
For a second there, I thought you mixed a lost chapter in with a regular one, then...TWISTER!
Twisteeeeeeeer you glorious horse loving author, inb4 ceiling furniture
I hope Bucky starts teaching his students to prank, just so he can weaponize them against Celestia. This is going to be glorious.
Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, VS., Bucky's School of Badassery.
BEGIN!
And I have now coughed up my diaphragm. Please send help.
damn you TROLLESTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Seized control of her mind and tried to make her kill everyone... among other things.
5502572 You know...Twister can be a very good way to set the mood, right ?
Hey, Bucky, pass the popcorn, I want to watch this.
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What a twist?
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The young colt penned his journal in what he hoped was the last entry for the war. "Ever since the first shots were fired, we knew it was heading towards this. First was the popcorn. Then there was the Cupcake Cannon, designed by Pinkie herself. But the Noodle Incident, that was going too far. Now, Celestia will pay. I have the spell ready. It will transform her throne into used bubble gum. Luna is in place and ready, for as soon as Celestia sits, she will be forever known as Bubble Butt."
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What about Derpy?
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You thought a simple nickname is all that is planned? THIS IS WAR, SOLDIER! Luna would do that just to really mess with her sister AND her minion!
Bucky: Okay, students, specifically unicorns. The practice for today shall be simple.
Students: *Stare*
Bucky: *Grabs a piece of chalk in his telekinesis* It's quite a simple question, you know. One that was asked to me when I myself was a colt. A question so perplexing it's stopped many a unicorn in their tracks. A question so infamous, it haunts the dreams of happy ponies to this day.... *Chalk stops and is gently set down*
Students: *Stare intensifies*
Bucky: *Clears his throat and calmly steps to the side to reveal the question on the board. "Class, Do you even lift?"
THE PRANK WAR HAS BEGUN!!!
5502701 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpic Rap Battles of Hiiiiiiiiiiiistory!!!!
5503321 Dear Diary,
It's been mayhem ever since bubble gum prime intuitive. Once the bubble butt dropped it was true war. Water Balloon Warfare sprang out between the two schools. Without any assistance from the griffons it was a massacre. The school of gifted unicorns just had too much experience on their side with telekinesis. Not to mention their uncanny organization.... Over the first few hours we lost a lot of good men and women. Their pelts got too cold so they had to go inside and get some hot coco. Our numbers are dwindling and there's no sign of Headmaster from HQ. He's abandoned us.... This isn't our war.... but, of course it's always been like this. The old start wars that the young have to end. Typical. Now we hide in a recently made bunker, pinned by unrelenting fire. It's over... we've... we've.... I don't believe it. Surprise attack from behind the enemy! It couldn't be, but it is! Sentinel and his siblings have lead an assault, we aren't dead yet!
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...and then, dear diary, the kelpie became involved in the water war...
5503513 Ha, that's like the tactical nuke if I ever heard of one.
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Captain's Log
I lost one of my best today. She we taken from the field of battle by the medical officer who said she needed rest for her music recital tomorrow. How could her mom take one of my best soldiers? Did she not understand what was at stake?
We had them. They were on the ropes. Then that accursed squad led by Sentinel attacked. We were routed. We managed to fall back, but now it's a battle of
atrophattribuattrition. I think I spelled that right. We can only hold out for so long. One of the local creatures, species name Pinkius Pieacus, has provided us a source of cupcakes to keep nourished, but they can only last for so long.If you find this, tell my mom I'll be home before sunset. Actually, I should probably go soon. I have homework to do.
I mean.... This is Captain Quick Trick, signing off.
5503532 Hahaha, oh I love the misspelling. That was adorable.
Let the evil Prank War between Celestia and Bucky comence
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But it has to be ice cold.
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She maybe has... Bucky should watch out for that one...
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Reading about POV manipulation, which is kinda what the Chase is about to begin with, scene construction, descriptive writing, how to be better at showing rather than telling, and a budding fascination with free floating dialog that isn't necessary affixed to an announcement word.
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Ah, I can relate to that last bit. Conversations with the speaker switching around frequently is my preferred method of writing.
I loved the bit with the popcorn. Laughed my butt off.
All I could think of:
Oh... so that's what the art was for... heh.
Heartfelt revenge is sweet, even if years later.