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.......... what are your thoughts on the fact we officially have kelpies in mlp? except that they are in fact sea serpent like water spirits with a hypnotic song.....
I shouldn't ask....I shouldn't ask....I shouldn't ask....
....................
...The Drips? Why would that rather silly Doctor cast judgement over a pony with nasal leakage?
....Unless it means something completely different?
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I am guessing it comes from their sticks or the back door. Probably from engaging with promiscuous mares.
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Remember the posters from a few chapters back? About the silent killer among the guard?
One thing I don't get is why isn't there someplace that Thistle could go swimming? I assume a place like Canterlot would have pools or ponds of some sort. Or at least a bathtub somewhere in the castle that is big enough to stretch out in.
BTW I love this story, keep up the great work.
Well, looks like Whippoorwill wasn't such a good Doctor after all by how Celestia makes it sound. At least with beside manner/dealing with patients.
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Executing download and find command -
Location found! Chapter 194 -
...is it really bad that I want to come up with a drug disclaimer listing for the treatment of the Drips now?
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I myself am assuming since most of Canterlot is rubble now there really aren't any places she could swim considering that the castle is one of the few places left standing. And even if there were, The Nobles would have probably had an unidentifiable number of chemicals in any ponds, fountains, ect. in the City to keep them looking immaculately clean which I doubt would be good for Thistle.
So I met this mare. You know, that kind of mare.
Yeah?
Yeah. So we started talking and we talked about the price and she asked me sow's ear or silk purse... and told me the price. So I picked sow's ear.
How'd that work out?
Well, we started going at it, and she was all rough and scratchy. It was like slipping my dick between sandpaper. So I offer her more bits for silk purse. So she takes off into the bathroom and disappears for a while.
Then what happened?
Well, she came back out and she had the slickest cunny you ever stuck your dick into. It was so hot and slippery, it practically burned me. So I asked her what she did to become a silk purse.
What'd she say?
The unicorn bitch told me she used her magic to pick away all of her scabs.
Oh guards! The doctor will see you now! We have the shots ready to clear up the Drip.
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I did not need to know that
Yay! A kelpie foal!
The adorableness is too much!
Name ideas MALE:
Burr
Bramble
Carduss
Name ideas FEMALE:
Circe
Dandelion
Name ideas UNISEX:
Kali
Tempest
just some thoughts; if you've already found the name, I get it. It's your story.
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All kelpies are female. Remember?
5032239 Irony, mate, irony !!!
Celestia seems to be in a good mood...specially considering what happened to her pet. Kudzu, may i dare to ask: Whilrpoorwhatever being fired was something already planned or you decided, errrrr, recently ?
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Already planned.
Parts of this chapter were written before the previous.
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Also, Bell Heather.
......... okay i feel like celestia was the bad guy here with what she did to the doctor there......... it was pretty uncalled for. she does not know what bucky has gone through, absolutely and truly, but the fact remains she does not know what he has gone through....... not to mention she was trying to provide a service despite knowing but bucky was being a total dick there and pushing her buttons.......
yeah celestia feels like she is in the wrong here.
5032296 Gosh, i forgot that joke...last time i read it was in a fic, somewhere in this site, where the mane 6 and generic joe where in a harem thing, and were in a competition of dirty jokes. Fluttershy won with that one. It´s always the quiet ones !
Dying laughing. For some reason I can see Celestia as an Engineer, whacking away at things with a wrench. A golden wrench. It's glorious.
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You missed the obvious. You know, the part where she was repeatedly insubordinate.
This is a military hospital. NOT a civilian hospital.
The doctors here are soldiers. Not civies.
5032340 .....did not realize it was a civlian hospital. and as i just said in that kelpie comment, i am having a hard time keeping up with all the chapters released.
still, bucky was being a dick. and the drips sound like some kind of std to me for some reason. that or diarrhea.
on that note what would a military hospital have stuff for pregnancy? if a guard got pregnant then it seems likely they would take a leave of duty.
5032319 oh snap! How could I forget? My mistake. Bell Heather is a good name.
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Stupid planet. Locked into a degrading orbit. **kicks** Makes me glad I have a divine spark. Oh look, something else broke, what a surprise. This job never ends. I don't get paid enough. Oh nuts, my subjects are rioting again.
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The Drips is a green gunky goo that dribbles from the genitals. Continuously. And it feels like you are pissing out lit coal oil.
“Dinky, put Rising Star down,” Lyra said
I quietly lost it in my office.
5032378 ................ okay now i am entirely convinced celestia is in the wrong. i wouldn't force chrysalis or sombra to have to deal with that.
not to mention it is their damn fault banging around like fools. even a doctor in a military base should be allowed the freedom of not having to deal with someone bleeding green goo from their naughty bits cause they banged around carelessly.
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That,,, is a lovely mental image. Really, I mean it.
*Goes to bed stuck permanently cringing at the thought*
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Your comment makes no sense. Doctors are there to treat infections. Not pass judgment.
Military doctors doubly so.
Just think, a navy doc probably sees a hundred infected dicks a day. They STFU and do their job so they can reach retirement if they are wise.
Congratulations, Thistle!
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When you pee, you squirt out green cottage cheese.
Ploop. Plop. Plunk.
About a year ago, I almost died from gangrene. It was in my kidney. I pissed out over two quarts worth of infected pus. It was actually green, chunky, and looked like cottage cheese. I made the nurse throw up.
Yeah... the doctor getting fired like that feels like a cop-out...
5032399 it makes sense in the sense that two stallion walking in to a mare saying they have what looks changeling sperm dripping out of their junk.
after reading it again i for some reason got more the feel that she was civlian doctor working to help the military ones. if she was a military doctor proper then the hwole std thing would not have impacted her i think even if the whole questionable age group stuff did.
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Military hospital, repeated insubordination.
So, we have a new kelpie?
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Let the celebration begin.
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Quick play yakety sax!!!!!
5032463 I'll get the Party Nuke!
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No, nothing like that. That is Fluttershy's job.
5032296 img.pandawhale.com/46894-Your-post-truly-disgusted-me-I-Sq2v.gif
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Celestia is best doctor.
5032446 a major character trait of celestia is being understanding and leniant. she is able to put herself into the position of other ponies. short of legitimate malpractice or racism, celestia normally wouldn't boot somepony simply for having distances they would not normally go. cause ultimately she tried to do her job there, yet bucky made it impossible for her.
true in a military sense the doc was in the wrong. but Celestia would never trust military sense over common sense and empathy. heck ti was because of the blind following of unfair rules that ended with equestria falling apart to begin with and all the madness that occured in the Isles after all. so it makes even less sense for celestia to do this.
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You're a military doctor. You are supposed to follow orders. You are given orders to treat a royal family. Not nobles, royals.
You then take a foreigner and you make an ass out of yourself. You insult the prince and his consorts.
You fail spectacularly at your job, saying something that never should have been said in the first place.
Being sacked is an act of mercy. Court martialing would have been much fairer.
There we go. The perspective smackdown.
5032569 except that is the military mindset. let us look at the perspective of a pony.
if i am to guess her name means she is supposed to be zipporwhil's mother, meaning she is a parent. she was told to deal with a pregnant filly impregnated by a grown stallion with a darkly reputation. she went in, intent on doing her job, in the back of her head wondering if the filly is abused. the entire time bucky is making sexual references towards said pregnant filly and it more than anything fueled her suspicions and all but confirmed them.
she was unable to do her job because she was fully convinced by the end that he was a pedophil and a monster.
also it why would him being a prince hold weight? wasn't that whole trial arc about breaking down the system that allowed favorites being played and unfair rules protecting them? so why are favorites still being played here?
military doctor or not, celestia should have been able to see it from her perspective. and celsetia has always trusted ponies more than rules and regulations.
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Wrong.
She isn't a mother.
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Also, Bucky isn't the father. You just don't pay attention to anything. How frustrating.
You said it yourself you just skim over details.
And then you start stuffing in headcanon and a bunch of other crap that has no place anywhere in what I am doing.
5032608 ........ then why did you name her so similarly to zipperwhil?
regardless, the part about her being convinced he was a monster stands i think. and ultimately it makes no sense that celestia would be following militial regulations to a t when..... well following regulations without taking ponies into account kinda fucked up her country.
i get it that in a military sense she was in the wrong. but celestia gives more of a damn about personal sense than military sense i would dare say.
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Because I named her after a bird and the bird lottery landed on W.
That's why. How's that for stunning logic. If B had come up, she might have been Blue Footed Boobie.
See? This is my clever naming scheme.
5032626 i do not skim over the details, i simply do not have the time to take them in. you have posted over two hundred chapters since april and in the span of five months dude, that is a lot to catch up on and remember especially since i follow other stories, have a normal life, and am working on my own projects too. and i think i found this story about two months ago. of course i cannot remember all of the details, you are some kind of pony fiction creating machine and i can't keep up. .
maybe some head canon is used but mostly i base what goes on in my head by observations in the show. bias sadly is part of any observation. as i said though, i have had to read over two hundred chapters and keep up to you rampant pace. i am gonna miss details.
5032677 maybe. still you ahve to admit the normal thing that occurs in the head when two characters share similar names is relation. it would be like bab seed coming along and it turns out she is actually twilight sparkle's cousin.