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Hooray, Woona is here.
I like this because it means Luna gets to be helpless.
I guess the mental image is pretty cute too.
.......... is that implying the elements of harmony killed luna?
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Yes. Erebus' mother is helpless. And unable to feed him.
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No... the Elements of Harmony rebuilt Luna's body, free of the Nightmare Taint.
Is the glass half full or half empty?
And nopony bring up the fact that the Elements of Harmony also um, converted Twilight Sparkle's body into a collection of carbon flakes on the library floor.
5959487
There are no brakes on the train rape.
5959476
Yeah sure just ruin my fun by pointing out this might have negative consequences for people other than Luna.
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the "Woona" state is kinda sad, because it only happens to her when she gets utterly destroyed
Yknow
sadness
ALTHOUGH
It does put into mind the image of a pheonix
So, just checking, alicorn size comes with stretching of their power. The 1000 years celestia spent alone raising both sun and moon means she was stretched, and is now taller, twilight sparkle it was the train, luna needs to do something big to catch up with tia :3
W8
If cadence does something big while in folish form
Alicorn growth spurts? :3
5959486 .... forgot that you went with that nonsense.
i am really out of touch with how the elements work in this universe. it seems like it keeps getting nerfed in some ways, and acting in other ways that are not exactly harmonious.
5959525
Wow... insulting. Nonsense is it. Thank you!
Woona Rules With Epic Cuteness.
5959527 ........ sorry. i know there is a purpose for it in THIS story, but generally i found all the guys saying that the elements killed twilight utterly annoying.
5959476 Pssh. She and Erebus will be staying in a full house of pregnant, lactating mares. I'm sure Erebus will be fine. xP
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In a house her lover who is an old stallion also lives in while she is in the body of a young filly. No Nookie for Woona anytime soon as I am sure Barley will feel too uncomfortable to try.
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In theory whenever she teleports her body is destroyed and reconstructed somewhere else. If you want to subscribe to space fold theory then explain why she and spike were burnt when she miss teleports in episode 2. It makes more sense because that's how spike teleports Twilight's letters. So the idea that her death was the mark of her rise to princess hood could easily be explained as her being teleports to the Astral plane.
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I don't care if you have them on the ropes. You kill them, or withdraw cause you got what you want, but you don't taunt. No one reads the evil overlord list.
5959583 You are my favorite kind of person. ^.^
Oh, oh, and the hero here was filly sized luna. That kind of cute will save us all from the depths of hell. *Looks around at all the fire and anguish* Ugh, someday....
3:30am, time for sleep, just got to see how the favorites are doing.
*the chase chapter*
Bah, sleep is for the weak anyway
i believe the guard who stayed will slowly be brought back into the fold. Bucky has shown that actions rather than words matter more to him
The eleven who gave their lives for others should get a full pardon and benefits returned to the families if any. The twenty nine who lived and remained behind put on probation with the possibility of
clemency at a later date. The thirty one who have deserted twice now exile .
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Exile?
Hah! Think they can outrun Bucky's golems?
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1 MILLION YEARS DUNGEON WITH JARS OF RAPE!
5959333 Oh, oh. See this brings up a question I always like thinking about: Even though it has it flaws, would we have any sense of morality without religion?
Think about it. Religion has been around forever. While it was created to explain what we didn't understand in the world, it was also a basis on what was morally acceptable. While we set guides that went against our nature, believing in a being that was to be impressed and worshiped might have stopped society from dying all those years ago. While nothing was close to perfect and still isn't, what would the world be like if we never had religion? Where would we come up with our guides for morality?
Edit: And then, the better question is, if we ever deemed religion as evil and completely got rid of it some how. Would we forget what morality is and destroy our selves?
I don't know man, but what I do know is that I have the best OC ever. Not even opinion really, it's practically a fact. :P
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There is no way religion could be moral. If morals come from god, and man is incapable of being moral without god, it goes back to the colour blue argument. How does one explain the colour blue to a blind man? How does god, who can see blue, (morality) describe what blue is to a blind man (we immoral mortals) in a way that makes sense?
It cannot be done. It is a logical fallacy and one of the biggest failings of organised religion.
What is morality? Well, what is the colour blue?
Well, morality is knowing right and wrong. The colour blue is the sky.
Only god can know right and wrong, only god can see morality.
Look here you blind dummy, the sky is blue!
But I've never seen the sky... because I am blind.
But the sky is blue because I say it is and you have to take my word, even if you can't see it or know it. And when you have your little blind children, you have an obligation to force them to believe the sky is blue as well, because you and all of your blind descendents will never see it. And if you fail to convince your blind children to believe in a sky and a colour they can't see, the sky will cease to exist because it will not be remembered.
One thousand generations of blind children later:
The sky is blue.
WTF is the sky, WTF is blue, and why should I care?
**Shrug**
I dunno mang. Some old bullshit about the sky being blue that my daddy told me.
Tada! This has been your Discordian post of the day, Hail Eris!
5959988 All Hail Discordia!
5959988 unless god is basically saying.
"Though shalt not be a jackhole to people unless they are TRYING TO KILL YOU. Seriously, how hard is that to understand? Its common sense you fleshy little chimps! ME, i need a beer."
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why waste the golems the way the rest of the world is they most likely wont last two weeks.
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God is blue.
Tell me, what colour is blue? I've never seen it. I'm blind.
5960104 its not really god stuff, its common sense. if what you are doing is making yourself a jackhole to someone else, its just stupid.
unless they are trying to kill you.
5959988 Your father must of been a very odd smurf. XD
Edit: I don't know why that my own stupid joke was so funny to me, but I made my own day. Just the thought of a smurf asking such thought provoking questions about the color blue... Ha! The giggles are coming back!
Hmm, if Woona is without signifigant magic then the Shadowbolt program is indefinitely suspended.
I sure hope the new guy doesn't go all looney toons without the Mistress to keep him in check.
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Not to worry... trust me.
5960192 Hey, I've said it before, but now I'm in a good mood to say it again. You should totally make a race of Red Pandas. Like, not even kidding, those guys need the love. And having a ursine like species that are descendants of the Ursa Major/Minors... and all of them be red. Do et. Get really drunk and dooo et!
Or have the Ursa's be their gods! Dude, I would give you so many mustaches if you did. :D
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5960226 Exactly, beautiful creatures. I didn't know about the inbreeding depression, but their near extinction has caused me a bit of sadness. Such a beautiful animal... it sucks. :/
Edit: I've thought rather heavily about how maybe I could donate to the cause of helping those little guys stay alive. They have 20,000 still out there, but that was a while since I last checked. I want to believe they can be saved.... but it feels like we're just prolonging the inevitable.
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So... a fic with red panda ponies and incest depression.
The last two red panda ponies alive... and they are brother and sister. The brother is flamingly gay and the sister is asexual. Both of them are morally opposed to incest and have no interest in one another due to clashing sexuality.
And neither one of them will screw to save their own species.
5960249 Well, when you put it like that I'm not sure if you're into the idea or not. You... you sir have this very odd demeanor to your words. Does that make sense?
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You know that was a really pointed way to say that, fairly insulting to anyone who shares that headcanon.
and the military
Let's hope some of the Stable reps got caught last night... and those guards that escaped... your time is running out.
5960398 Pun....
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Moral question. Would you eat one human baby to save ten other human babies?
What about twenty?
Fifty?
A hundred?
A thousand?
I...am going to an image of an imperialistic Woona giving orders while leaning back until she's caning her neck to squeak orders to her myrmidons.
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Why not human babies are sculent and delicious... Umm if its to save others then I am obligated.
Unless that baby is my own then the world can go screw itself.
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I bring that up, often. Visceral apotheosis, all the imagery matches up.
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I do! My rapt perusal of the Evil Overlord List combined with my creativity (that only seems present when it involves pain and torture) has led to my gaming crew banning me from playing any evil characters, ever. It really makes you feel good when you go to a random site and in the rules there's a rule specifically banning one of your unique creations by name. The reasoning was something like, "If you're the villain, then the good guys won't even feel like they had a shot at winning. If we're all playing villains, then there won't be enough slaughter and carnage for the rest of us."
On the upside, that gave me a lot of experience with paladins...
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Take a shot every time:
- Bucky loses a body part
- Bucky brings home a young creature
- Canterlot gets damaged
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What if i describe the colour as what kind of reaction/emotion it cause inside a person? I mean blue assosiated with calm and security, gray is dull and old etc. In this way at least the blind person can have some sort of idea about it.
I'm gonna have a chase athon from the beginning