How far will one stallion run to escape what pursues him?
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They get treated worse than earth ponies do
I think I know why Bucky is getting annoyed. Their points are full of logic, and he has no counter argument to it.
Also, do AJ and Rarity need to borrow a gag? I've got plenty...
... Applejack can't possibly be as stupid as she is acting.
Not the kidnapping thing. This part:
Come on, seriously, Applejack! No introspection at all.
HA! Makes me wonder If Applejack might be a Distant Cousin of Berry's and is descended from Smart Cookie like her and if Rarity is possibly a Descendant of Clover the Clever. And I wonder how Applejack would react to the fact Twilight is still a virgin due to being traumatized by the talk about sex from her mother after what happened with Shining and Cadence.
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Eh, I am sure either Twilight or Flash have some article of clothing that Rarity and AJ could just stuff in her mouth.
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Applejack brought apples.
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Ah. So she's gonna tie Dash up like a good old roast hog.
treason!!! The good kind... But still treason
She had passed state secrets to the "enemy"
you have a green light. GO GO GO. OPERATION FLOCK IS A GO
Good chapter
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Nah that was intentional.
5210723 5210726 Wouldn't Dash just... eat through the apple?
dittography ho!
5210731 Lyra: they can borrow mine.. I brought some toys for me and Bon Bon. Hope they won't mind it's used
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Is Close enough for me to use this:
I can't go 2 updates without using this now.
I Hereby Proclaim myself to be the Alicorn of I Fucking Called It.
this... is... amazing.
too
Holy shit that last line of AJ's. "Stop being such a unicorn, Rarity."
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I strongly suspect she wasn't being stupid, merely deflecting.
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And this is why they own you Bucky.
In more than one sense of the word.
Drop an "and".
"than the earth ponies" or "than earth ponies"?
Too
Damn that Lyra. Such a saucy intellectual.
*Slow claps* Alright, little disappointed that we didn't go into full detail about the gollem and all the killing, but I guess that could probably get repetitive for some people, I understand. Now to wait and hope for more blood. I look forward to see who you kill to get Bucky to use all of his power to slaughter those responsible. I expect a lot, excuse me for being a pest. ^.^
Hey, looks like there are bright times ahead!
So, 2 marriages on the Scorned Mare, a total of 3.
Such a nice ship, full of death and love.
Sounds like a great marriage!
A stallion that can't say "I don't.". "if you do then don't say anything."
A mare tied up with an apple in her mouth. "if you do, just grunt."
And another mare under the threat of tickling. "If you do, just keep laughing."
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Does it have to be clothing? Couldn't it be, I don't know... a dick, or a horn or something?
Shotgun weddings for the win.
Most Excellent.
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No shotguns, but there is a fancy rifle in Bucky's box....
5210823 perfect plan xD lolol
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Just imagine shoving a piece of clothing from Twilight or Flash that is still dirty into her mouth, She'd be either disgusted or turned on
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Rainbow Dash isn't a virgin... they're talking about TWILIGHT!
For some reason I keep thinking Belisama's name is Bismillah
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Being bred is a southern expression.
Virgin = done ain't been bred yet.
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Nah, in the South, a virgin is a filly (young girl) that can outrun her pappy and brothers. ;)
I existed in Alabama for 4 years... the scars, the scars....
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Daddy, get offa me, yer crushin' my cigarettes!
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*snerk*
So...Applejack is going to use the famous 'rope a dope' tactic, eh?
this is to no minor degree to get us to stop whining about "unicorns are OP" isn't it?
Teehee, there is going to be one interesting Lost Chapters, chapter.
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Magic is grossly unfair.
5211107 oh it really fucking is and im damn happy that you are addressing it like this. makes the whole 'make life fair for all' much more genuine. shame that twilight is gonna be against it though. not that i really blame her.
"let me get this straight. you want to make the world less dependent on magic, the very thing that makes equestria a major world power AND is the very thing i am a alicorn of? why would you want this? everything is working just fine as it is! we just need a bit more organization and everything can go on to being as it was meant to be."
...And with that little exchange, Lyra just earned major points.
Aye, surprise-capture and tickle the alicorn - who burned down a whole island not a day ago and is possibly still in the afterglow - into submission.
What could possibly go wrong?
I don't know why, but I love that phrasing.
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Probably in the usual way people react - denying that it exists and/or announce that said person can't know until he/she tried it, the right one just has to waltz in and so on. For aces, at least. For demis, the statement 'when the right one comes along' is quite accurate.
5210979 I've lived in Alabama for nearly 19 years, and I have never heard that, save for some fetish materials but that's nation-wide.
Heh, I knew it was gonna come down to a 'shotgun' (or in this case, rope and tickling) wedding for Twilight's potential herd/flock.
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Guess it depends on where. I know I did hear it a couple times when I was living in Dothan, AL.
5211662 Yeah, that's across the state from me, I'm in Walker County, Jasper to be specific.
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shhhh
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"Hey. Be grateful that I'm leaving some magic. I'm stamping out war entirely, so you don't get to whine."
Ha unicorn cleverness eh Rarity
Interesting parallel I just noticed. Back about 40 chapters (give or take a few) , Bucky was dreaming of Sombra's memories where Sombra claimed his friend had committed treachery against him for plotting to get Sombra and Platinum married. In this chapter, Bucky claims Bonnie has betrayed him for giving Bel information about him and the family... so that Bel could get married to Bucky. Wheels within wheels....
I can't wait for the next chapter. As to what Rarity and Apple Jack are planning? All I can say is that Celestia is going to be PISSED.
What if he shakes his head in a "no" motion or performs a substitute of such an action?