How far will one stallion run to escape what pursues him?
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5411003
It sounded like something a foal might say.
SMASHED taters! Yay!
made
Also lol, golem logic.
5411012
I saw it as her still being a bit loopy from the drugs, which is why I didn't point it out.
Oops, spotted one more.
in a faint voice
Wow, that poor spider golem. Trixie traumatized it! XD
Artificial stupidity my ass! Fuck you man! Praise the sun!
The dark is scary as shit.
I cannot punch any holes in the golem's logic. I regret nothing
Why do I love the golems so.
I am actually impressed. This is making me learn morse code just so I can enjoy the whole story, even the little tidbits that I have to spend 5 minutes on decoding. (As a reference, the last time I learned something for a story was about 8 years ago when I learned some old english for Shakespearean stories.)
Top golem
It's adorable how many things are wrong with the spider golem's argument.
5411240
They're still smarter than most of the human population?
5411304
If a woman weighs as much as a duck she is made of wood and therefore a witch. BURN HER!
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I'd have to count to know which argument had more problems. (Serisously, so many issues both formal and informal in both) One is adorably child-like and inconsequential; the other could result in justifying an execution.
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Unassailable LOGIC!
5411374
IK, but now I'm semi-interested in writing out specifically why the two arguments are bad.
Bucky has not made artificial intelligence; he's made artificial stupidity.
5411308
That has to be it!
I'd forgotten this was the story where "Morsel" code came from.
This story has actually made me interested in Morse code, what did you do to my brain!?!
5411141 lil solaris is brilliant, its the "moon has holes, cheese has holes, therefore moon is cheese" one that is stupid.
Also, someone needs to make a picture of lil Solaris holding two legs up in the air in front of a veryconfused celestia while bleeping "PRAISE THE SUN"
Praise the Sun, indeed, little golem. Praise the Sun, indeed.
Matter is made of holes. Therefore all matter is cheese. All matter is also quantum foam. Cheese is quantum foam.
There is no cheese, only foam.
wake up, 3 chase chapters
i love the golems, while one is a traitor and sides with the sun they are still fun, more over with the logical claim for moon is made of cheese
5411326 you forgot the part about a duck being able to float on water like wood.
5411141 You only say that because you don't live in darkness.
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UNQUESTIONABLE LOGIC.
GIVE THAT SPIDER A NAME, I LIKE HIM.
What does the spider golems look like? What kind of spider?
Or is it just an orb with legs sticking out of the sides.
You are making me learn morse code, actually remember it...
(I used to cheat with morse code in exams.)
I translated half of the message before I shoved the rest of it in a translator.
IMPROVEMENT!
So I take it Sunset and Trixie are fond with the spiders?
I LOVE SPIDERS.
Ahem, spiders aside, in the black cloak files Luna mentioned raw liquid mana can and is extracted from unicorns, and it's quite pleasuring, so can Bucky somehow get his talons on some liquid mana to power his potentially-really-dangerous-alicorn-destroying-thaumakinetic-talon?
Not sure what he would use it for, but it might come in handy.
5411923
Glass ball with eight little skinny legs.
5411926
And why the "bleep bloop bops"?
I take it the sounds are made by the magic in the orbs, but shouldn't it be easier to tap the message out using their legs or in blinks of light?
They have got to be inspired from the minions in Despicable Me!
I love spiders.
5411951
They're beeping out Morsel code as a spoken language.
Beep or bloop.
5411012
Only a foal would say that? Hell, I'm 42 and my mom and I refer to them as smushed spuds.
5411968
I do too and I'm damn near 40.
But it seemed foalish.
Shrugged his head?
connect to them
That golem is snarky. I hope Bucky puts that one in charge... wait, if it praises the sun, does that mean it would listen to Celestia over Bucky?
I found this amusingly relevant:
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Gurren Lagann is ALWAYS Relevant. Even when it isn't.
Remember the robots from the first iron man? Buck is basically this worlds Tony Stark
I just love the little golems, too bad I'm not very good at morse code and stuff. So for everyone out there that shares my lack in this field of education, but still want to know what these little "golems" are saying, here you go: http://webnet77.com/cgi-bin/helpers/morse.pl
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She announces his coming by making ripples using her pegasus trumpet
Oh my god that message!
5411979 Kudzu you sir are EVIL my head hurt for an hour after decoding the morse code for the first time and actauly reading it when I did because I laughed ao hard I literaly couldn't breathe my dad came in asked me if I was alright but I couldn't reply. I mean literaly this text was EVIL
KUDZ EVIL. HOW COULD YOU POST THAT. What was posted in morse code said by the golem: I HAVE RETURNED. THE MOON IS TOO MADE OUT OF CHEESE. CHEESE HAS HOLES. THE MOON HAS HOLES. THEREFORE THE MOON IS MADE OUT OF CHEESE. MY LOGIC IS INFALLIBLE. YOUR FLESHY BRAIN IS NO MATCH FOR MY SPELL MATRICES BOUND IN SILICA. BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIOUR LOGIC.
So, are you gonna call the traitorous golem Solaire of Equestria?
Knight Golaire