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Oh god, so much nauseating, hyper laughter.
Why is it that bodily functions, as disgusting as they are, are so freaking hilarious? Especially when you write them!?
Not to mention one must notice the heat, ambient humidity, the restrictions of any garments one is wearing, and level of sweat the balls have on them, and many other factors that fall into proper ball un-sittification.
Also, congratulations Fluttershy and Discord, it's a horrible mutation. I debated saying baby just to fuck with people.
Ah the transformation for Fluttershy finally begins.
Didn;t spoit any typos. Edit: Deliberately left the fatfinger typos there.
Loved that second half, though.
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Dang, Flutters got some good distance there, didn't she?
So... Wait... Are Discord and FlutterShy switching places/species?
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Some couple's exchange rings or vows when they marry.
Real love means swapping body parts.
This chapter made me laugh. Bucky's cloak is awesome too.
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I usually dislike toilet humor and similar because they are too often used as attempts at cheap laughs. Here though, I think it works because we were already expecting morning sickness anyway.
sighs. doomsday stereotypes. least have some that make sense after seeing grphyons completely overpowered by only two magical beings....... also dragons, perfect zombie extermination system...... might be taking these references too seriously.
5361419 ...... shouldn't pinkie be preventing this from occuring though? she puts chaos into her friends to balance out the elements they are bound to. soooo, fluttershy already has chaos given to her, by pinkie pie. why would she be absorbing chaos from discord if there is no issue with keeping balanced?
the point of the element of laughter is helping a balance be kept with chaos and harmony. if it is not for preventing this kinda thing, what is its point?
i wonder if the limb swapping is a result of whatever harmony empowered chaos-spawn is currently under construction in Fluttershy's dry dock. 'It' (for both lack of actual confirmation on pregnancy and who knows what or how many could be in there) could have 'recognized' its parent by the chaos magic he bears and tried to draw closer to him. But due to an extremely immature chaos surge, only succeeded in grabbing one limb and 'moving' it closer.
5361419 That's true, I guess.
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Keeping balance within the Elements by supplying small amounts of chaos here and there is not the same thing as acting as a chaos beta-blocker, stopping all other chaos from entering. if that were how it worked, then Discord could never have been able to mainpulate them during his first reappearance, or affected them at all really.
Secondly, Pinkie only got back in action not too long ago, so there was a long period where she was effectively comatose and unable to do anything. Even if she and Cheese now have 'chaos scrubbing powers' to suck out 'excess' chaos, they would not have had much time to do so.
So Fluttershy, a spirit of harmony, and Discord, spirit of chaos. Do they give birth to a new being of balance?
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harmony is sort of already balance, as opposed to harmony = order (it doesn't, common mistake), so i think this would be closer to what Pinkie was supposed to be, harmonizing chaos.
5361574 its order in this story.
I'm going to laugh if, instead of giving birth to foals, when a draconequus' partner gets pregnant, they just change into a draconequus themselves. That'd be how they breed. Draconequus AIDS.
Well, I think it's safe to say that if you still love your friend after they accidentally vomit on you and even get it in your mouth...
Poor Fluttershy though. She's probably going to be silent for a year around Twilight after that.
I always very much enjoy how you write Discord. Thank you for gracing us with your words.
Something I don't think I've seen others mention yet is this "Night Stallion". His cutie mark changed. From what I've seen, cutie marks don't just change. Even Bucky's has not changed, still being the barley hops despite everything he's been through and his destiny to become the Alicorn of War. So exactly what happened to this "Night Stallion" to make his cutie mark change. Is it even the same individual, or did someone assume his identity?
And why exactly are the mirror travelers so gung ho in their tactics? Their world seems near dead, they don't even have plentiful drinking water if a swimming pool is shocking to them. Their world was brought to it's fate by a combination of Nightmare Moon and their own actions so why aren't they trying somethign different and asking as refugees? Is it because they don't know how to do anything else at this point other than fight viciously?
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OMG, Aurora you are a most horrible person. Shame on you for even suggesting it. Such a horrible joke, I can't belive you. So awful. I can't belive how horrible I am for laughing uncontrollably. I am an awful person for finding this to be the most horribly awesome explanation of her condition. Seriously Aurora this was seriously awful and funny.
I can only wonder what´s on Twilie´s mind right now:
- When, exactly, I assigned the contract to, officially, turn my whole life in a nausea-inducing impossible-to-organize mess ?
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No.
It is not.
The Elements of Harmony necessarily include Laughter, because without the chaos it introduces, then yes, 'Harmony' would likely be Order. But it is not Order. It is Harmony, and as such both includes and requires chaos in order to be balanced and be Balance (i'm having so much fun with equivocation lately).
Here's a standard form, formal-speak categorical syllogism version of the above argument:
No things that are Pure Order are things that include chaos.
All things that are Harmony are things that include chaos.
Therefore: No things that are Harmony are things that are Pure Order.
(EAE-2, Cesare)
Now here's an explanation of what Harmony is and does:
To make a comparison to physics, Harmony is a restoring force not unlike the elastic properties of a spring. When a spring is either compressed inward or stretched outward, there is resistance to that, which acts to change the state of the spring back towards an uncompressed/unstretched state. (There is a similar thing which happens involving magnetism, but that would be a much more complex and harder to understand/explain comparison)
This is what the Fates made the elements of Harmony to do. In a non-perfect dynamic system, inefficiencies and frictions between the various parts will eventually compound to destroy the system or stop it from functioning. The purpose of the Elements of Harmony is to reallign the universe, in that when a situation is nearing an extreme, Harmony acts to draw that situation away from that extreme towards a theoretical/ideological middle ground or equilibrium point wherein the imperfect cosmic system will act in a manner closer to how a 'perfect' system would act (i say 'perfect' because Harmony is only intending to mimic a less inefficient system, not actually force the universe to become one, as would be the case if we were discussing how Order would act on an imperfectly ordered system). This is especially important as there is a large flow of "free agents" (to what extent mortal and immortal creatures have "free will" is not something i will deliberate at this time) in the form of sapient life. Harmony also needs to try to account for these complex, volatile, interacting entities as they come and go over time, each leaving their own marks on the universe and each other.
However, Harmony does not do this necessarily quickly or powerfully like an old ettiquette teacher who smacks her students with a ruler at the first hint of a slouch in their posture, but rather, as a more slow, insistent nudging, like a small quiet dog trying to get your attention. After all, if Harmony snapped down on every miniscule change that occured, the 'corrections' being made could easily overshoot the equilibrium point being sought out and result in a series of increasingly overzealous corrections which would result in the universe-scale equivalent of a magnitude 10 earthquake, as the system rapidly fluctuated between near unyielding order and near total chaos. Or such powerful resistance to any change at all would just make Harmony be Order, which i have already stated it cannot be solely.
A secondary concern is of this slow, almost passive response is that Harmony is not itself perfect, so changes can still accrue. Situations, therefore, can get quite out of hand (Nightmare Moon, Discord's Reign, etc.) before Harmony is able to make progress towards restoring balance without more direct intervention. Hence the Elements of Harmony (the physical embodiments/Rainbow of Fix That), which act more like forced injections of high quality marijuana, smoothing out all the rough edges and mellowing out whatever the problem was, restoring it to a more harmonious state.
So, to sum up, Harmony does include order, but it also includes chaos, and both are required for Harmony to make any progress towards its intended purpose as a force of balance. As such it is not simply either but is rather more than the sum of its parts. Harmony is not Order, clamping down and undoing changes to become some perfect system which it is not. Nor is it Chaos, mucking up what and how things are. Harmony has to allow changes to happen, but works to moderate the peaks and valleys in the fluctuations so as to prevent a universal system crash from the various components grinding against each other and/or desynchronizing.
5361559 She ends up giving birth to the Witch blade
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It would be more along the lines of an STT, a sexually transmitted transformation (like an STD, only with a possible upside). I came up with that term in reference to a furry story i read where the main character spread "transform into something else (usually an antropomorphic animal because furries) when you get sexually excited, and that will happen a lot" powers via contact with the infected's sexual fluids. It resulted in my sharing my thoughts that within that story, furry conventions would eventually become covert meeting places to "spread the love" as it were. I was actually rather proud of that.
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This. In a nutshell.
As the resident Discordian I could also go into the ideals of why chaos is vital to any healthy system.
All I can say about Fluttershy is, it is the universe physically seizing Discord by the balls and then giving itself a little reset. The act of the universe saying "I let you get out of hand before... now there is a a chaotic control measure."
One might even argue that chaos is the only true order there is. It is the only constant force in the universe. Which is why I worship it. Gods come and go, the Babylon god that the Hebrews borrowed is full of inconsistencies, but shit will always go wrong, and that's special.
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How cud dis happen? Is a baby!
Friends vomiting at you, never had that before, because... I don't really have any friends out of the net.
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Well, the Fates DID Tell Fluttershy that she would never have to worry about losing Discord, who is immortal. Is Obvious how they are doing it since, as Luna said, their powers of Warping Reality are even greater than his.
I think you've got one 'of' too many in there...
6410720 That would be 'her's I think. "ugh strawberries" how can this story not get funnier? Tell me Kudz you are a comedy writer for someone aren't you?
TYPO TPYO
Spitting, Twilight Sparkle tried to get the sour taste of partially digested oats out of her her mouth. “Ugh, strawberries,” she grunted, shaking vomit from her face.
Too many "her"s "her her mouth"