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I have to say this chapter was amazingly sweet, I don't know why but I just love the fluff you make
I can feel the lost chapters on this one
Also bucky is on a quest to bed a female of every species he can find
extraneous a
All that work, and you missed this:
We finally get more Thistle love. With extra kelpie cuddles.
5560097 all evil is born of an extreme. the holocaust out of the extreme to get rid of the jewish faith. the atomic bomb was born from an extreme need for a end all weapon. today we have the extreme of nuclear weaponry, and it is only because of fear of our own tools that keeps them at bay.
the atomic bomb is probably one of the rarest extremes to not end in some form of great evil. it was probably immensely tempting for the government at the time to want to use the weapon to their own ends, and they could have easily. they managed to keep that extreme under control. however they could easily have let the power go to their heads then and there.
ultimately the atom bomb was something being used to avoid a greater evil, as the japanese would not give up unless they were shaken to their core. it would have been a genocide of their people. the bomb was comparatively an act of restraint, but only compared to the alternative.
this is not a show of restraint that celestia is planning. not even close to it.
You had to do it...the oldest joke in the book !!!
Funny thing: in portuguese the joke is EXACTLY the same, quite literal translation. Heck, we even have shirts with the joke printed on then, specially during "carnaval", our biggest (and, imho, shittest) party. Think in mardi grass. Now take all the cloths out. Yeah, all of then. Add tem times more alcohool. There, "carnaval". If you don´t have a cable tv there is NOTHING other then 24 hours of parties broadcast.
So, does this mean you're trading constant updates for better quality?
Because, if so, good choice! Quality over quantity, after all.
~TOOWC
I, too, have seen Archer.
5560279 Ok, then I´ll propose to you.
...
That´s not what I meant....let´s try again.
I´ll propose two similar exercise for you. Here, in chase-verse, we are aware that, there are at least two extremly powerfull forces trying to finish all the life in Equestria: Galaxy Alicorn and the Mirror Travelers. It´s irrelevant if they´re working together (probably they are...or, maybe, something else is doing this), the point is, we have two powers that DOES NOT want to talk or even conquer. They want to destroy all life. Not even saving anyone for slavery purposes. Just simple destruction of an entire planet and all its life. Got it ?
Now, you have full control of all the power and the beings of such planet. you can do as you want. And you want the planet and all his life (including yourself) to survive the attack of such powers. What you would do ?
Now repeat the same exercise but, now, you have the iss (islamic state), you´re on our planet and you´re the President of United States, with the control of all the military forces, diplomatic forces and everything else.
Again, remember: so far the iss did not asked for diplomatic talkings...they just want to kill and control everything. You either gonna be killed, or put under their governement, wich will lead to your death eventually, or you flee or you fight.
How do you handle that situation ?
5560295 I know where your avatar came from.
I know what you do in your working hours. Shame on you !!!!
5560312 I am unsure if you mean shame on me, or shame on Pinkie in friendshipisdirty's self-titled comic.
Doesn't he just made the best/worst faces ever? Like all of Smudge Proof's content in general!
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Sure it is. One city is being targeted. All they have to do to spare the city is leave. Evacuate. If the city is cleared of all life, the city itself will be spared and the rebels will be hunted down the hard way.
If the city contains even one defender, it will be destroyed. That simple.
So... the rebels have a choice. Flee or face obliteration.
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Been planning this for a while.
the best summery for all... how do you do it? i'm clever... that is all
the 2nd best summery
5560223 the lost had been found... they are no longer lost
5560248 this quest never ends
5560248 And deep...deeeep in Canterlot´s Castle dungeons, ponies swear they hear a distant and despaired female scream of frustation sometimes.
As much as I don't really care about the editing, grammar, punctuation, etc. I do notice the change however, things are much smoother, but chapter updates are slower than usual. There was a time when I would see like five chapters in one day, I will miss those days...but this...this is a much better change.
Also, male kelpie and female kelpie screwing in water. Why do I feel like commissioning something from my artist?
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In time, with practice, I should get faster. We'll see.
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mostly control.
Ha!!! A couple thousand years is fast.
5560448 Yay!
5560463 Keep in mind that Tartarus time is apparently much faster than the real world so to Scorch it would be. Hmm, calculating...calculating...error. I have no fucking clue, but a really long time to him, much longer than a few thousand years.
5560496 but he is still "billions" of years old
Wait, why didn't they screw? Shouldn't have aqua pony bits as well? Also with late term pregnancies birth can be induced by some good healthy sex. Thistle is supposed to give birth any day now so it's the right time, Bucky should be banging the foal out of her.
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Foal isn't due until Hearth's Warming.
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I thought Derpy and Berry were due hearts warming, while Thistle was due Nightmare night. Ahh well, babies never had any problems during sex if things are done carefully. Never understood why people are so fearful of sex during pregnancy.
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In Thistle's case, too much foal, not enough belly. Kelpie foals have long tails. Fishy tails. So they take up a lot of room.
What Thistle was unable to explain was that the foal was pushing all of her organs around, including her vaginal passage.
Derpy and Berry are due in the early spring. Eleven months from conception.
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I see, guess its a human thing. my wife would always complain how our kids would kick her bladder and other organs, even her ribs and what not. I couldn't imagine the baby not having enough room to move about. I'm surprised she doesn't go into labor early, a mothers body usually go into labor before damage can be done to the body. Ahh well, hard to question the birthing habits of a fictional mythical animal.
5560598 Depends on your definition of "damage". My wife had some trouble breathing due to booth my children playing with her ribs in the last month of pregnancy. Nothing to serious, but it was hard to her to sleep, since she could not lay on the bed, the only way to sleep was sitting in the bed. So, no real damage after the birth, but the last month was pretty much alike what Thistle is feeling (my wife is pretty small, 1,60 mts only, maybe it´s something with small wifes).
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my wife is average I guess 5'6". She had some trouble but nothing major, and while sex was not easy on her it did her alot of good. Both emotionally and physically she wouldn't feel as akward in her own body afterwards. And while I'm not big or anything, I felt that even if I were enormous we could have managed without harm to either mother or child. There is a lot of give in there. Humans don't require full penetration after all, but we're not fictional magical horses so if this even applys is up for debate.
I appreciate all the hard work you're putting into this style ... I remember when I was working on my TH.m how much of a pain in that butt the editing process can be... It's pretty awesome...
I really, really liked this chapter. Can't quite explain why.
Going on my list of great quotes from the Chase.
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I too want to see this list! Genius!
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I REGRET NOTHING!
I loved the whole chapter, but one thing bothered me. Fish don't screw. They don't even have penises or vaginas. They just have cloacas from which they shoot either eggs or or sperms out of. Oh well, most importantly, my favorite character Thistle is finally getting some love
5607277 And shooting eggs and sperm into the water is better than just straight up fucking in it how? The screwing mentioned in the phrase doesn't have to be mammalian to be gross in the water you're drinking.