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Holy shit a second degree tear? Brandywine was a fat little shit wasn't she? Holy crap well no plumbing that line for several months at least
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Second degree isn't bad. They can heal without operating, but yeah, there's a few months of healing.
Still better than the alternative.
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Third, forth, or fifth are worse. Colostomy bag.
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Reason 8,274,038,726,112 why I thank the good lord above I have a penis
Reading this chapter makes me feel good for some reason. I had a mildly irritating night.
hmmmm. Interesting. Gotta look more into this story.
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You are very, very close.
So, wait...had Amaranth not promised that none would die, Berry would have died...
One has to wonder if Berry's cooter clearance is permanently upgraded, or if Clotho is going to be visiting every time she has a fat-headed watermelon foal.
The underlying emotions and everything during the birth, and Clotho's comments as she changed the outcome to let Berry live, came across really well to me.
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the promise the fates made was that bucky would never lose a wife a in childbirth and all of his wives would bear their foals to term. there were no other limiting conditions on this. basically all of Bucky's wives are being protected by fate as long as they're preggers up to and including the birth.
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yeah but we have to worry about priapism, and testicular torsion. (do not look up that first one, it can get horrible)
So, Brandywine being a pudgy little thing was one of the universes attempts at getting Bucky to Ascend by killing Berry and Clotho made sure that shit didn't happen with the deal?
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Not in an intentional way. Just one of those quirks of life that causes the back of Discord's eyeballs to itch.
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Oh, she's good to go now. Once she heals up, she'll be fine. Two more foals are due.
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Don't forget penile fractures. We can break our penises. SNAP!
Wait...Berry was supposed to DIE? Well shit. Thank god for Clotho.
Any chance you can add footnotes when you reference past chapter events? Like the Sunset Shimmer diaper reference.
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Read the author's note at the bottom of the chapter? It says 361 I believe.
6490333 What ´bout vasectomy...with local anesthesy. Yes, local as in "I´ll stab your sack with a needle...twice...oh, by the way, it´ll only block the local pain during the procedure. The pain may travel upwards your nerves and you´ll feel when i cut, knot AND cauterize your balls in the area above the sack."
Yeah, that´s what hapenned to me. Why not knock me down ? ´Cause that MOTHERBUCKER FROM HELL secretary of the surgeon forgot to instruct me to not eat before the procedure, thus no sweet dreams for me.
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Ah. I don't remember coming across the chapter mentioned. My apologies.
Also the talk of Sunset taking over reminded me of something. i know Bucky has several times protested extending his life and several immortals are wanting to keep it that way, but what if all the ponies he's saved (thousands personally if not millions by this point, not counting other species) all volunteer a day or even just a few hours of their lifespans and all that gets shoved into Bucky? 40years worth would take approximately 350k hours or about 14.6k days to accomplish. i'm sure there are plenty of ponies who know how good Bucky really is and would have no problem giving up a few hours to the one who saved them time and again. Is that sort of magical working feasible in The Chase?
Okay, stuff we know, little bit of "meh" funny. Not much happened during this chapter, execpt for maybe learning Bucky would have gone "Bert, the avenger, Harbinger of doom" on everything if not for the fate's deal. Oh! I forgot the chat with sunset... Nope not much happened.
From 361
I had forgotten about that chapter.
Hmm, looks like Celery isn't going to get reset like Luna afterall.
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Hmm...
6490820 Bert the Avenger? Is that a World of Tanks reference I spy?
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No...yes it is. It's obviously a reference to some kind of old mythology. Obviously.
There are a lot of things I could say about this story. A few of them are less than kind. But hey, two million words, at the very least you're dedicated.
But seriously, holy fuck two million words? What reason could a story possibly have for that? Are you describing their tale for until the heat death of the universe?!
6490394 the author's notes just say "look out for typos, and i found one too, the part at the beginning with rubber, you forgot a "k" for the word "mark". It looks like "as to not mar the floor"
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Mar is a word.
6492357 what! *google* oh.... I feel stupid(good job[ya bastard]), but the first bit of my comment is still valid.
Hangovers huh? That would be awesome. All evil beware, for IF you step out of line, you'll surfer the mother od alkohol poisoning!
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*Prepares to unfurl "The New Lunar Republic" Banners*
AND THEY SAID I WAS MAD GETTING THIS PRINTED UP IN MASS!
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I am writing an entire life. Well, not all of it. Just most of it.
In 2 days I went from ch 723 to this chapter... Chasing Chase chapters creates crushed eyeballs.
Aww, you modeled somebody after me? Thank you!
6496603 a week a go i was at chapter 300...
So Berry SHOULD have died, and Barley SHOULD have been a breech...
That's some shit right there.
I'm sorry, but that made me think of the inside of Discord's head just behind one of his eyes, and i saw a pair of butt cheeks. Then further up i saw his eye grow a small white arm to scratch the left cheek. Instant cringe-laugh.
Whoa...whoa...whoa. Fluttershy are you telling me that REALLY BAD HANGERS are somehow NOT "Unpleasant"!? Really???