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Aaarrgh!!!! The Feels!!!!
Too.... much.... cute!
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Your avatar pic is perfect for your post.
Kill'em with kindness.
Eh... I've already got 'beetus. I accept my treacly sweet death.
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Funny story time!
I have diabetes. I also have a partially paralysed right arm. So one day, I'm preparing my insulin so I can inject it, and I'm working with these horrible syringes from the free clinic. They're railroad spikes to discourage heroin junkies from stealing them. So I'm fixing up the shot and I fumble it. It goes up, and vanishes!
So I'm looking all over my desk, freaking out, trying to figure out where the damn thing went, and I'm freaking out, because sharp thing and dogs. I'm even looking on the floor.
And then I see it.
It was sticking out of the back of my right hand. It had gone all the way in and somehow had missed the bone. I could feel the tip of the needle in the palm of my right hand, just beneath the skin. When I would touch it, it would make my tailbone tingle in the most horrible way and I could feel my urethra clenching.
I hadn't felt a thing. It had just gone right through my hand. When I pulled it out, I didn't quite pull it out just right, and I could hear metal scraping over the bone, but I couldn't feel a damn thing, but I still had a weird psychosomatic response, that full body shudder that you get when somebody runs their nails down a chalkboard.
I still laugh about it to this very day.
Rippobottomus. Every. Fucking. Time. Fucking coke goes up the nose. Damnit Kudzu! Stop making me smell coke for a week!
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Damn! I don't (yet) need insulin... but I'd guess the lack o' feeling might've been due to adrenaline. Then again, I'm a geologist in training, not a doc or biologist. I don't know medicine, but I know my schist!
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I thought it was supposed to go up... your... the drink, right.
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As an advocate of better living through chemistry, I would be remiss if I did not remind you...
Alcohol is a solution.
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If you're not part of the solution...
...you're part of the precipitate.
EDIT: Let me add that, as a geologist, I drop acid on a daily basis.
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Those puns are terrible... I love them
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Chrysalis, The Evil Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-for-a-Butt.
Woooooooooo *fanboys all over the place* hehe sorry. Just with how sad it has been seeing Sentinel harmed, and everyone so down. Seeing the firepony talked about brought a huge smile to my face.
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Now there is fanboy all over the floor.
You know, Sunstreak would have been perfect in MFD...
after 5+ months of binge reading i have caught up and now the short wait begins for new chapters
6843946 I give you free and open license to use him as you want in other stories :) just let me know if you do so I can read it.
6842485 I think all us diabetics go through the disappearing syringe trick more often than we like
Oh how I love foal scenes. They give me heart attacks.
The first half just didn't convey like the second half, but hey, it made me laugh.
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Are you 2 always doin this?
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Always doing coke?
Depends. Are we in a coal mine?
6844127 well that too, but I meant the song off in the comment section.
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Eh, we're old farts that share a love of puns and general stochasticity (chaos). We don't do the song-offs (that sounds dirty) all that often... but we do enjoy doing so, and make no apologies.
6844212 good, apologies should be saved until they deserved to be used.
Ah, The Children of War plot to accept Crisis into their ranks, ogle themselves in the mirror, and hug their mommies. Oh, The Children of War. A nice ring to it if you ask me.
Woah... I finally made it. I'm caught up. This leaves me a little bit sad, since that means day-long reading sessions are now over. On the bright side though, I can comment in real time. Speaking of, I have some questions.
First off, when a unicorn casts magic they convert calories to mana calories, right? How does that matter get cycled back into physical matter? It has to somehow, or else unicorns would eventually make everything go kaput. I have some theories, but I wanted to know what your canon was.
Second, what in the name of Bucky's mangled mug is the Cosmic Decay? It's mentioned evry so often, and not knowing drives me bonkers. I figure I accidentally missed this piece of the fic somewhere, but the daunting size of this fic scares away any thoughts of trying to find it.
Last of all, the Creator was said to be an earth pony who wouldn't take "I don't know" for an answer. Does this mean there was a universe before that pony, or are they a paradox where them existing created the universe, and thus themself by extension? If the Creator's existence is actually able to be comprehended within the confines of time, then what came before? Surely something had to have.
Thanks for your awesome work on this fic. I've enjoyed it thusfar (the train mini-arc was EPIC,) and I look forward to (one day) finally seeing it come to a close. In the mean time, keep up the awesome work!
I have got to say that i absolutely love this fic. can't wait to see where you go with the story line next
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Thaumaturgical liquid. Mana is a liquid, very much like say, the blood system or the lymph node system. Things eaten get distilled into a liquid by specialised organs that convert eaten food into fuel.
Cosmic decay is the state of everything decaying. Some things feel it more than others. Unicorns have a direct connection to magic and the universe. As such, it affects them. The stronger the connection, the more it affects them. Causes weird behaviour.
There are many, many universes, as shown. The Creator was just an earth pony from another universe, and after much ascension, he created his own universe.
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The part on mana doesn't quite answer my question. Unicorns completely and totally consume any sustenance to hit their stomach with no left over waste, right? From my understanding, liquid or no, the mana is needed to cast magic. I'm left to assume that magic itself is not physical, since I find it hard to believe that ley lines are giant invisible and intangible water pipes in the sky.. Even if that were the case, it would make Bucky's ability to draw off the lines really awkward.
I'm wondering what the opposing force to the whole food to mana to magic deal is. If there isn't one, then wouldn't unicorns and alicorns be killing the world slowly by using it as a non-renewable resource to power their magic?
Thanks much for taking the time to respond to my incessant curiosity.
Hey kudz i think i have a solution to sparklers shiver problem. I heard acupuncture can cure nurve damage and what not, if anything she could have that done other then her butt cheeks and when the shakes come on really bad it just makes her look like shes twerking! Bahaha i know its a sick joke it just hit me and got me thinking if anything they could limit it to the part of the body it wouldnt be such a big deal like her plot. Besides i think rising star would like a ass the vibrates. Hahahah.. Again... Sorry xD
I dead now.
6842547 As a car parts person, I sell acid (in batteries) every day!
I have to say this was a FANTASTIC moment we had with Sukari! A level of cuteness typically only achieved by Harper, or occasionally Peekaboo. Which made it all the more special and heart warming! <3
Of you had a story of just the kids and there views on day to day life, I'd read that in a heartbeat. Harp is to adorable and each one is special. Sukari in her turtle box, Harper with her when's and why's lol. Protective Cadance, and even pekaboo. Great job
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*lies dead on the floor of the bedroom, sugar pouring out of every orifice*