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HA! Smart Bird. Hydras: An unlimited source of meat ad long as ya take the head and neck.
Drop 'off'
Oh, so more phoenixes on the way, huh? I fear for Equestria, the horror of pranks unleashed upon the country by the offspring of those two!
I really hope Celestia and Luna stay the highest law in the land...like the supreme court. Because Ruling or not, equestria needs them.
I initially read that as caning...I need more coffee...
Also, Bucky needs to learn of the wonder that is... CHICKEN POT PIE!
Well, I didn't see Freezerburn being so...Carnivorous...Unexpected, but definitely interesting...
so freezeburn is simply a reverse temperature bale-fire phoenix?
Wait a tick... Rainbow dash is going to the Shetland isles to get seeds... Griffins were starting to attack the isles when Bucky left... The phrase "Griffon Diplomacy Arc" has been mentioned in blog posts.... Interesting...
5069005 Well, since it´s "Gripphon Diplomacy Arc" and not "Twilight Sparkle Fuse some Atoms aboth Griphinoria to Revenge Rainbow Dash´s Death Arc" i´m pretty sure Dasjie will come back (mostly) intact, but with a lot of bad news...
she expected him
perimeter
Sounds like we're going to be seeing Maud Pie soon-ish.
5068954 Oh my Celestia yes.
Kudzu PLEASE
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Celestia and Luna will have absolute authority under a Crowned Confederacy. Well, so will Twilight and the other royals.
Day to day affairs would be region specific and exclusive to that region. So Ponyville business stays in Ponyville. They know best how to manage their own affairs. Celestia and Luna would act as mediators between regions for issues that involve both and ultimately, the judges of any disputes between regions. In times of crisis they would have the right to seize absolute power as an emergency measure.
The sisters would also be responsible for diplomacy and other issues that are beyond being region specific. Make sense? Any questions?
Should I make a blog post?
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I concur.
Pegasi of Cloudsdale,
we stand on the eve of a wondrous new future. Our unicorn overlords in Canterlot have finally undone themselves. With the formation of this new government a 'Crowned Confederacy' we the Pegasi of Cloudsdale finally have autonomy from the oppression of our earthbound brothers. As we make our way into this new future we must prepare. We must make Cloudsdale strong again. So I propose that our goverment, education, and political structure should be given structure based on Pegaopolian ideals and teachings, while integrating with the new modern ideals. A strong Militarism if you will.
Since the before the unification of the three tribes, Pegasi have always been the stewards of the weather as well as fierce warriors. Not much has changed, we still produce the weather for all of Equestria, and we still send our sons off to fight for our weaker breathern. But times are changing, the old ways just won't do anymore. Young Cornett Sentinel Bitters is correct about some things, Pegasi are the most fiercest fighters in all the world mare or colt. So I put out the call, to all my pegasus brothers AND sisters, join together. Help us to support General Iron Skys, his appointment to governor will secure our future.
This add paid for by Sentries Party
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Iron Sky is going down in flames right now.
Every mare in Cloudsdale wants his head. And most of the males too.
He was shown up by a foal.
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Hey, any good politician knows how to turn the tide. Obviously old tradition of all Male armed forces are unpopular, a savvy politicians recognizes this and turns it in his favor. Reconsider the position and come out in support of new ideas. It makes you look better than being just a hard ass. Mares are a viable demographic and supporting their intrests is a good move considering it'll be several generations before females have any true power in the military. They Would Be Happy Just To Get in. With a few token appointments Iron Skys can go from stuffy old shirt to Progresses Idealist. Because his ideal should be Militarism, not just old ways.
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Might as well just have Sentinel piss on him as the final insult.
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Freezerburn is like Bucky. They radiate thermodynamic entropy in the form of intense cold.
Freezerburn has been corrupted from being used as a battery. So he leaches warmth from everything around him to power himself up. His flames are blue and they burn with cold.
......... did they totally forget the part where the gryphons were coming in at the time? why are they sending dashie out there?
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And you know what? MAKE ALL THE MEATS BUCKY CAN GET INTO THE POT PIES! It will be like the perfect combination of the kind of food he would normally sustain himself with in the past plus his new need for meat.
Heck, I bet a Pot Pie made the right way will even have Thistle not complaining too much about cooked Fish if it could be made into one.
5069226 he's a corrupted pheonix with a predatory side. basically like a reverse balefire pheonix from fallout equestria. corrupted cold than corrupted fire...... just reminded me of the balefire pheonixes.
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Thistle is a true carnivore. She has trouble digesting plant matter. It hurts her a great deal.
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Don't worry. Dashie is FAST.
Don't worry. She will be fine. I promise.
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Nevermind then.
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... I'm mildly concerned that I already have a down vote on that comment, but I understand that sometimes people just don't have the patience to be polite.
Also. Aggressive alliteration is always available at any agreeable instance.
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Considering she can possibly do a Sonic Rainboom whenever she wants and thus move at speeds faster than sound, I doubt anything would be able to catch her.
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Oh come on, I want to see a real political battle between these two. If old Irons, just rolls over and takes up the butt from one letter he must have been a crap General. There should be discourse, political firefighting, Iron got politically sucker punched by a foal he should fight back. So the kid is popular, it doesn't mean he doesn't have weaknesses. And if you can turn your enemies strengths into your strengths all the more better.
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My name is Kudzu Haiku and I approve of this message!
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Actually, Sentinel isn't the one about to deliver the coup de grâce.
Somepony is about to set a new academy record.
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Trying to decide between Dash or Spitfire. Dash makes more sense, but Spitfire always needs more positive things for her in fics considering her appearances in the show.
5069310
Oh well there goes my hope for Pony Hitler raising the new Pegasus Imperium... Unless... The new pony IS Pony Hitler!!!
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Don't think its Dash, Spitfire would make a lot of sense because Iron ' weakness to mares. Still hoping for an unknown.
BTW I don't support Hitler, but I drew a lot of parallels between Iron Skys and Nazi rhetoric. Also I was hoping he'd put up more of a fight.
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AH! PONY HITLER!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Going off the PM I just got complaining about your behavior, and some of the things you've said in private to these "trolls," I think I'll put a stop to you instead.
You don't get to harass people because they say things you don't like. If you or anyone else have a problem with someone you think is breaking site rules, you file a report and I'll take care of it myself. That's what site moderators are here for. When you send harassing PMs and personally attack people because a story's being criticized, you become the bad guy. Knock it off.
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Okay. Only giggles now.
Any plans for Sparkler to meet Maud?
If not, WHY NOT
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I've been filing off reports. For the most part, they've been ignored. Want people to turn to you for help?
START HELPING PEOPLE SO THEY CAN TRUST YOU TO TURN TO YOU FOR HELP.
Other than that, thanks for everything else you do around here. I'm sure you never get to hear enough thanks. I bet you have to put up with an endless stream of crap incoming.
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Maud: You know... turning to stone... is kinda attractive.
Sparkler: Um...
Maud: Want to sacrifice a virgin in your volcano?
5069392 In order for a report to be Valid, someone has to be breaking the rules. Criticism is not against the rules.
5069392 Looks like action's been taken in the past few cases you've reported something... which has been awhile. Generally speaking, though, if you don't hear anything back then it's not judged to be sufficient for action.
I'll review everything myself and see if there's anything we missed, of course.
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That would have been funny if you did it as a haiku.
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Do see my PM if you please, Eldorado. I have some things that need clarification. In the proper channels, rather that out in public on someone's story.
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New Academy Record? Sounds like Lightning Dust. or Rainbow Dash, I guess; she DOES do that.
5069462 I'm composing a response now, though the irony of you citing "proper channels" at me is somewhat amusing given the circumstances.
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So being added to a hate group and having the members of said group sending me hateful messages isn't sufficient cause for action?
Asking to be removed from said group and being summarily ignored isn't enough cause for action? Asking to be removed and for the harassment to stop and then requesting assistance from the mods isn't enough to warrant any action?
Because that's messed up.
See, here is part of the problem right here. There is a dedicated bully culture on this site that you mods have so far refused to do anything meaningful about. They sit back and plan and plot and organise more efficient ways to torment, bully, and harass users. And what are you doing to stop them? Do tell. This shit has been going on for a very long time now for me. I keep blocking people and people keep making alt accounts to harass me.
So for the most part, I've stopped saying anything to the mods because nothing ever changes. I've blocked I don't know how many people and I've resorted to deleting comments when somebody comes into the comment section to start shit yet again.
Do tell... what do you plan to do with the problem user base on this site?
There are dedicated groups that gather together and their sole purpose is to inspire hatred for other users. And those groups seem to flourish while you do NOTHING. So tell me again why people should trust you enough to come to you with their problems when there is sufficient evidence all around that you will only make a token gesture if you do anything at all?
Go through and clean out the hate groups. Have something to show for people's complaints. Have the harassment actually stop or at least slow down. Make some kind of comment or reply when people do complain so people will at least know they are being listened to so they don't feel helpless or put out.
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I thought it might be.
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Kudzu, PM him. They're watching and you know they're just going to enjoy seeing all this. Don't give them the satisfaction.
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Maud: "May I sacrifice my virginity to you Volcano?" Gives Rising Star her usual half lidded stare.
Rising: "I need an adult?"
*fixed*
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Judging by the downvotes, they are watching. And likely getting off to it.
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Maud: I am an Adult.