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Well, that's a bunch of shiat.
Harper was, quite literally, full of shit this chapter.
I make this joke somewhat from experience, but different in how it happened. Long Story short: Severe Constipation caused as a side effect of a temporary pain medicine leads to symptoms that mimic Appendicitis. That was a fun day.
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You just couldn't hold it in, could you?
Get it? Hold it in?
- Oh sweet Cadance, it's everywhere!
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It'll all come out right in the end.
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Not with a self insert. That corks everything right up.
6383564 I've had that before. Afterwards I was farting non-stop for almost a week. The worst part, is we thought I actually was gaining weight...nope. I was just full of shit.
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Well, I guess that means you might need a paddle.
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Get the shovels!
... that is, until someone laughs themselves to death.
Lumpy love! I like it!
Poor, poor little Harper. She doesn't have an easy time of it, does she?
Would undergoing the shadowbolt "therapy" help Harper any?
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PADDLE?
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You know... I originally read the title as Down with the Shite....
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Just Give the some water since it basically sounds like a creature that breathes laughing gas.
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Kids these days. Most of them don't know any of those guitar riffs in that song.
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I'll have to listen to it later. No headset and I don't want to wake anyone.
6383624 So, did you have it as a little fart? Cuz that must've scared the shit outta your parents.
i was reading that the mirror walkers attacked dragons........... i think i missed the part where they got utterly decimated by attacking living volcanos with immense strength and bodies able to resist any heat.
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Unicorn casts fire immunity: advanced. Unicorn casts disintegrate. Dragon vanishes.
Or did you miss the part where unicorns chased most of the dragons right out of Equestria and most of the rest of the world, forcing the dragons to hide in the utter east?
6383762 In other words, kudz didn't write gore? BULLSHIT!
6383778 ....... i have to saw bullshit. fire immunity would only last so long as the spell can withstand the energy being sent at it. even then the eddies and surging air cause by the fire would make it impossible ti withstand a dragon's breath because you would be tossed and slammed about.
also disintegration requires heat because you are seperating molecules violently by energizing them to the point of seperation. ddragons are immune to heat and its of magical origin. shrugs. they would at least have considerable resistance.
also you have ot somehow prevent the giant ass creature that can tear through stone and likely metal from getting to you before your beam can actualyl cause substantial harm.
so the disintegratiuon would ahve to work through their natural heat immunity and the fire resistance could be overpower by too much fire or not prevent the eddies and air movement from the heat from fucking with you.
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WRONG!
Never argue with the author!
Disintegration has NOTHING to do with heat. Do try again though. I'd love to hear you explain to me how MY mechanics work.
Disintegration is a form of dark magic and it does not involve heat.
And yes, I happen to know what I'm talking about. In THIS story, the dragons were in fact chased out of Equestria. The ones left behind tend to behave themselves.
Mind you, not every unicorn is capable of attacking dragons, and ancient wyrms are different beasts entirely.
This is far to close to home this chapter. . .this last week I've passed kidney stones and a bout with constipation, the timing on this is of course full of it.
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Calm down children
Kud I agree with some points in both of your arguments
And lordofmyth it is kuds story he can make the magics as he feels also your bringing too much science into this but in any other case I agree
And finally kud I am still loving the story and I still say it's scary how fast you come up with new content I'm still working the kinks out of my story from awhile back......the start has changed alot of times ;=;
When I was diagnosed with diabetes a couple of years ago, I had weeks of horrible constapation before I realized what was causing it.
Worst episode of my life leading up to my diagnosis...
Missed pun opportunity: the Udder East. Tao Cows!
Well, I guess that she's now as dangerous from the back as well as from the front.
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Watch out, Harper sparks.
6385038 Exactly.
Haha for all the talk about The Chase being a self-insert, I bet all the haters never would've thought that HARPER was the Gary Stu! XD (kidding)
This chapter was a gas.
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I actually put a lot of myself into Sentinel as well. We're both writers. OH NOES!
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Welp, that's it. The author used something he knew in his writing. It's no longer original and suddenly full of Gary Stus.
And my Super-Cool red-n-black OC Super Twinkles STILL isn't in the story!
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I feel bad for Harper. I have a sister and brother with Renal Tubular Acidosis.
Their kidneys don't work right.
They have to take special medicine and keep up their potassium otherwise their bodies would literally poison themselves, i.e. without the medicine they die, slowly and painfully. WITH the medicine they only have to worry about going deaf, which is happening to my sister anyway.
So, yes, this hits home for me too.
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Mang, I'm sorry.
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No worries, you don't need to apologize for not introducing Super Twinkles.
I know that you have to get it JUST right and I'm sure you have plenty of chapters to introduce him in.
(No really, I get it, thank you)
I think it is supposed to be me.
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Speaking on a personal note, this is how fucked up I am. I am lactose intolerant but dairy dependent.
If I don't regularly eat things like cheese, yogurt, and other types of dairy, my digestion stops. Completely. I don't keep active gut flora.
But if I do eat dairy... cheese, yogurt, ice cream, whatever, I can fart and knock a buzzard off of a shit house. I can bring a tear to a glass eye. I can make statues cry.
Specifically, I need lactobacillus acidophilus and a few other cultures. You can get this in a pill, but the pills are expensive and I can't afford those. It is found in milk, yogurt, kefir, and a few other types of dairy.
Supposedly, they sell lactose free acidophilus milk, but I have never found it. Never, ever seen it in the stores where I live.
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Ouch...
My mother is "slightly" lactose intolerant, basically, she can eat ice cream just fine, but straight up milk can make her queasy.
Dragon world building!
Sorta!
I mean, it mostly just tells us dragons are still self-centered dragons, and worse, don't care whether they tear apart the world with their stupid necromancy, but it's good to know!
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Not all of them. The Queen of the Sea Dragons for instance is quite nice. And is allied with Equestria. You have good and bad dragons, just like with everything else.
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Yeah. And the fact that dragons are long-lived and stupid powerful... means that the bad get to stick around and have even more bad influence.
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And the good ones get to stick around, grow wise, and do what they can to help.
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The way I have it, the further apart the two step through portals are, the higher their energy requirements. More mass only complicates things further.
You need a million unicorns worth of magic to transport something across the ocean.
I know how she feels been there more then once xD think its afart and you've shit your pants the next xD
I have similar issues, actually. I feel for Harper, until I got my diet and everything balanced it was pretty miserable.
Nothing wrong with using your own experiences to make your story better, be it with whatever funny/terrible experiences you might have or using something because of how real/accurate you can make it.
6387081 I'm thinking that maybe the impression you gave is while there are some groups of Dragons that may be Allied with Ponies and then some that are Good....it seems like over half of the Dragons are either Neutral in terms of Morality and/or Ponies, or Assholes or even Evil (Like Dragons who use Necromancy even after knowing how it effects other species).