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I wonder if Pina knows her Uncle is death himself? All her psy, Pinky breaking mind Powers of pre and post cognition should show her the ponies behind the curtin.
Is that the pony version of "The Devil wears Prada?"
Death be like. "Oh sure, you make jokes, but you never call my name to ask me over for tea. This family is so noisy. e.e"
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6856090 Rememeber: it was an accident ! None should be able to cast such spell. It just happened, the spell was not intendend to do that...or to be that strong (it was a little surge from a natural type three unicorn BEFORE Bucky had enough skill to overcome such spell).
Dinky has a lot of raw magic potential so, when she messes with something, she messes for REAL. 99% of the unicorns wouldn´t even be able to cast such spell.
Why does death sound so familier? there are too many ponies in this story!
Thanatos is not amused.
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Ash Tanto. He's shown up multiple times.
Also, damn. Loch Skimmer and her off spring are freakin rabbits if they are going to manage what was pointed out about them by Ash Tanto.
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One son marries 6 mares. Has foals.
Numbers go bananas after this point.
6858380 Just a common day in the Rising herd:
Loch Skimmer: I´m so proud of my 6 foals, they´re great !
Reporter: Tell me more ´bout then...
LS: Oh, you see, all the ten of they are so happy...and they already gave me 4 grandchildren...
R: Ten ? But I though that...
LS: One of then, not sure if the 15th or the 20th, have a great talent at dancing...he is even teaching all my 8 grandchildren how to perform !
R: But...when...what...IS THAT A NEW ONE RIGHT THERE ?
ls: Oh, look, you found my first grand-grand-children...oh dear, please, don´t do that...you must, first, ask the mare in a date...
R: He is a foal...how come he is alreading at that...oh, I´ve never seen that...the lit....errrr, the big guy is good at this !
LS: The sooner the better, the sooner the better...
"What do you think caused it?"
"Natural causes. Sometimes Petunias just explode."
10 points to Gryffindor if anyone knows that reference.
Also is it just me, or is Aunty Celery a little trigger happy with the title of royalty? Like seriously, too much.
I'd like to think that he was watching over what he considers his "Family".
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Royal and Noble titles are like government jobs. They create work and stimulate the economy. All those thousands of bits spent on coronations and event planing go to help local businesses stay afloat. How do you think a store like the joke shop can stay open. Pinkies parties have kept the Ponyville economy afloat for tens of years.
Oddly, the pot of petunias had this to say: "Oh no, not again."
Scientists are unsure of why they thought that, but believe that if they did know, they would understand more about the universe than they currently do.
6858448 I understand giving them nobility, but naming all of then princes and princesses? That sounds like a bit much, seeing as how princess seems to be the highest you can get. From the bottom to the top. Just seems a bit too much if you ask me.
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Major and minor.
It's more common than you think.
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A stallion with his mothers sex drive... the mares of Equestria are not ready
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...Pretty much what I envisioned lol.
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Well look at what his father is, a fey creature with maximum sex appeal... he may be charming the pants of all the filly and mares
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Well look at what a Princess is in real life. They don't actually rule anything. Usually a Princess is just a Noble woman with birthright to the throne. Even in a principality the Prince or Princess was usually beholden to a larger state or nation. But there might have been several princes that could step in if something happend to the reigning monarch.
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Well, at least we know that thanks to Loch Skimmer and Rising Stars Combined efforts they will easily rebuild the Fey Pony Population of the world the Nobles killed off centuries ago.
6858596 But in this case, the princesses ARE the rulers. The sisters have Equestria, Cadance has the Empire, Keg has the Isles, Twi has that castle AND a University... Bucky doesn't count though...
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It may seem excessive to hand out cards that say "right to rule" but think about it. In a world where your rulers don't age, they never retire, or have natural offspring they lack a benefit that these positions provide. And that is Noble lines and fill in rulers.
Equestria lost all its Nobility with the collapse, this is Celestia's way of restarting the Gentry.
Cadence might only have one or two offspring because that is still in the hooves of Chrysilis, Keg was alredy a Prince, at least in the eyes of his subjects, his title was basically to legitimize his rule. Twilight and her herd might have some foals... but sooner or later Twilight isn't going to be able to have children of her own. And this still isn't enough. With the Griffons joining Equestria they Griffons need Nobles. Currently there is only one noble Griffon line and technically they aren't Equestrian nobility. They are basically visiting dignitaries. I think Celestia has quite a few more princess titles to hand out.
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The Royal Pony Sisters want a ruling head in each city...
"And if we could hear the thoughts of the bowl of petunias, we would hear them lament..."
"Oh no, not again!"
"Of course, if we knew why the bowl of petunias felt this way, we would know a lot more about the universe than we do today."
*CRASH*
6858708 Did... You just... steal that comment..? Or did I miss something in the chapter??
6858643 You can be a noble without being royalty. I would understand many many nobles being named, but to name them as rulers? That's like promoting a Private to a General. And I totally understand why Boadicea is becoming a princess, it has a more powerful meaning than just her killing an old witch. Politics. But it just seems like she is being a bit generous.
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It's from the movie: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the scene where the Probability Generator fluxes in the skies over Magrathea, transporting a bowl of petunias into the atmosphere.
Seeing Ash Tanto standing next to a bowl of petunias combined with his wilted petunia cutie-mark brought that scene to mind.
6858649 You can have a ruler of a city without them having absolute power, can't you? Not saying that there is a risk of them usurping the throne, but it just seems a little too... Easy.
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You and I thought the same thing.
6858649 But whatever, man, you're the boss, you're the writer. Do as you please. And just remember:
"Oh yeah...? Well... that's just like... your opinion, man."
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It goes back to what I said earlier, princesses and princes are nobles that carry a right to rule. Lords and Knights are appointed officals that ususally have Noble blood. But how do you elevate a commoner to non appointed rank in the nobility? Appointed nobility ususally doesn't extend past the death of that person, this is because he is not descended from the current or past royal family. But if you make someone a Prince or Princess it garentees that their bloodline has that "Right to rule" trait that the upper nobility build their power around.
Flower power?
Hehe, im actually reading Hitchhikers guide to the galexy but someone beat me to the punch.
I think Thanatos should've humered Lock somehow.
And Damn! Lock, that's a lot of fecking foals!
Funny. I was expecting Charlie Sheen's career.
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And all the petunias could think, just before that last moment was, "Oh no, not again."
"randy, fun loving, perverted grandmother, who loved life so much that she couldn’t stop making more of it, passing on her randy, fun loving, perverted, ‘I love life so much I can’t stop making more of it’ genes."
She's a witch!
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I had a thought. By Celestia making more Princesses it "deflates" the value of all Princesses. I wondered to my self what would be the point of doing that. The title of Princess would mean less and less. Then it hit me... the overreliance on the Princesses is what caused theses events to happen. Like a gas shortage would bring a country who depended on it to its knees, when Luna got sent away for a thousand years Celestia was no longer able to manage the corruption in her country. Because she was too important to the country she couldnt step down to mourn, or too busy to monitor the bad ponies.
By each Provence having its own Ruler, it means that each city and Provence is free to create it own means of governance. In a place like the Shetland Islands rulership by an educated noble class makes sense, but an urbanized educated city like Manehattan elected officials and representative government might work better. Then is some great evil like Sombra were to take over the seat of power, he would not be able to force those other provinces into line.
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Correct.
6860189 I guess that makes more sense. Much more sense.
Who's the new guy?
6859213 I thought it was Ozzie Osborne biting a bat's head off, no wait that was a nightmare from last night, damn chilli pizza!
6858380 just wondering (and i know im more than a little late) do fey creatures have shorter periods of gestation? Or are they the same as the average pony?