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And now the Image of Tiny Griffons with Mini Hook-Axes has entered my mind, swarming a much larger foe and killing it with them. Never has something so gruesome ever seemed so adorable.
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Was hoping for something that bleeds a bit more... but that works.
*Now imagines the griffons dressed up as Lumberjacks as they do the killing*
5227899 Oh good! I'm not the only one imagining it! Except in my head, Ride of the Valkyries is playing while they swarm like bees.
Sentinel to Spike: "Its been awhile but I feel I must assert my awesome character dominance once again."
And that would definitely be the worst thing Belisama could do for Bucky.
5227920 now there is something that could be used against the gryphons. wood has to be chopped or crushed. bullets, talons, and beaks would be useless.
At 34 Seconds is what would happen to Bucky.
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That's clear to me.
I'm just a little worried she goes too gun-crazy. As long as she doesn't start putting weapon force over trying to reason first, I have no complaint.
Poor Belisama she has much to learn about Bucky. Hopefully she will begin to understand what love is.
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Which is why little griffons with mini hook-axes would be awesome.
Axe nicely!
If Belisama is taken as a wife, then she will not be able to limp with the other mares there.
Thistle is going to be a good teacher to Bel if she joins the herd. Will give our little kelpie a boost of confidence.
Loch will be useful, too.
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Okay, point taken you wordy bastard.
Go Sentinel, way to put your eclectic upbringing to use! Hugs for all! Pinkie Pie especially needs hugs. Hugs, sleep, and Dreamwalker psychotherapy.
Well, that moment with Belisama got dark pretty fast. It is going to take a long time to get the griffins used to the idea as sex as a mutual, positive, bonding experience. Also it's going to be weird for any male griffins who want to not hurt their partners, what with the barbs that require painful surgery to remove. Somepony should get on expediting that process or figuring out how to make it so no future male griffins are born with it. That would really help move things along if griffin sex stops being necessarily painful.
Help, I've started reading this and I can't get up! Up to Chapter 21 so far and loving every minute, I'm beginning to think I'll fall prey to my tendency to read new stories all the way through in one sitting, which is fun but really hurts my sleep schedule. This is awesome stuff, someone pry me from the keyboard! /)(\
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Not sure how those're related. At the very least because I do not, in any way, find the Timberwolves adorable or cute, and there's nothign else swarming.
What are the age of those griffons? How much stronger are they than a regular earth pony?
I still don't understand much of the relevance between the age and size of a griffon.
I agree, heehee.
They also need crossbows, maybe guns too!
Wait... Since they are small, and weak compared to a regular griffon, won't it be easier for them to rely on agility, stealth and team work? Axes probably won't be the ideal weapon then...
I think team work styled training would do them good, a good way to teach the new generation of griffons to rely on each other? That the weak should be helped and stuff.
Spike really should talk to twilight.
That's dark. Yeah, dark....
Nice of Yew to be understanding though.
And little sombreros.
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It was a joke. Sarcasm, if there'd been inflection, but oh well.
Besides, she's NOT actually his secretary.
5228234 There is no escape. The story sucks you in and never lets go. Took me only 3 days to read when the story was at 150 chapters, and I've read each chapter the moment I see an update since then.
In just realize that Lugus calling Bucky his friend is very similar to the lunar pegasus calling sombra his friend. Hopefully Bucky won't rip off lugses head and emasculate. Also if you were to put a lunar Griffin in the story all I got to say is. By the icy snatch twilight that would be OP as hell. Having the strength of q lunar pegasus coupled with the feline quickness of a Griffin. Hot danm that would be interesting to see
I want to see 11 small ninja griffins in the future. Or medium armored shock-troopers. Small shock troopers works too.
5228234 You have been...CHASEĀ“ED !!!!!
Believe us, fellow mindless chase-zombiez: it gets worse with time. Only chapter 21 !? HAH, you know nothing Ā“bout what will come, naive little one...NOTHING !!!!!!!!
Sanity is optinal...please, leave your brain before starting the raid...you may take it back later...oooooooooor not !
5228268 Hook-axes. Hooks are great to reduce an enemy agility, mobility and strength (if you canĀ“t move your limbs, what good comes from your huge biceps ?) and axes are perfect to amplify ones strentgh. Huge griphons use those as hammers. I mean, they only use raw power. But combine martial skill, agility and numbers, and those hook-axes can be lethal !
And i seconded those sombreros ! And ponchos !!! AND MUSTACHES !!!!!!
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Actually, hook-axes would be great in teams. It's less about the strong-armed cleaving, and more about the hooking. Immobilize and hack away. The enemy can't fight back if their limbs can't be used. Then it's one good chop to the throat and it's all done. o/
Smaller creature can make better use of that kind of strategy.
As much as I love guns (being a collector and NRA member) I'm hoping they don't become common here. Swords and crossbows, all for it.
5228234 Lol chapter 21? I feel so sorry for you you'll never catch up! But at the same time I envy and sympathize. You get to experience the loss of your sanity and morals for the very first time.
Bucky Bombs... that is all.
Imagining the little Gryphons with armor is cute and all, then I had to go ahead and give them all little rubber ducks. I'm serious, as lethal as it is to have them all in armor and stuff, imagine them in a different battlefield. All trained in martial arts, and then stealth missions.
*10 little Gryphons walk into a show room they begin to act cute and stuff. Then they suddenly leave, and a guy is found dead, drowned in his own soup with a little rubber duck floating in it. I need sleep.
this was literally the worst possible time to eat chips. and bugles no less!
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it took me a second to come up with a proper response to that
congradulations
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Let me expand on that.
Buck shot.
That is even more.
Anyone else wondering where Luna and her army of overpowered Bat Ponies are during all this chaos? My bet is that they've been too busy working overtime in the dream-world trying to help the Elements retain their sanity.......Pinkie is catatonic, and I get the feeling that the others aren't fairing much better in all this, despite how they may act.
5228234 Who needs sleep...?
5215569 So when the Lord of Winter comes around
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I didn't sleep properly for two weeks catching up on the story the first time I read it.
5228663 Why you received downvotes for such a comment (wich, by the way, was very similar to mine) is something i donĀ“t understand.
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Down votes are stupid, most of us know that.
Little hook-axes....
I just think axes aren't the best weapon for them... Axes aren't really known for speed or stealth.
Maybe hatchets?! It can have a hook too on the other side of it too, hooks are useful.
Just like AC III... Little assassins kitties, sounds adorable and deadly.
Imagine those little fluff balls doing these...
[][][] CURSED YOUTUBE THING WON'T WORK [][][]
( Hatchet action starts at 00:16!! )
Make it happen, PLEASE Kudz!!
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A hook-axe is a type of pollaxe and were quite speedy and deadly in real life.
Not a gaming weapon.
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Sir, i have to ask you to step out the car and drop that new chapter right now...yes, like that, slowly, we do not want any problems, do we ? DAMN...central, this is unit 025, the suspect dropped the new chapter but is trying to run, i request air support, he seems dangerous !!!
so i was taking a look at the tvtropes pages to see what i was stepping into, mind=blown my good sir
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Probably due to mentioning being an NRA member (only thing I really said that's different between the two posts). Saying anything past that is bringing current real-world politics into the internet, and you never do that because everyone starts taking sides. So for now I'll just say that I have more in common with people who would downvote me for that reason than they realize, just that I'm practical and not stupid.
Pay downvotes no mind. I've been around the site long enough and been opinionated enough that there are people who auto-downvote me as soon as they see me. Lets you know you're doing something right.
i just looked up something............ apparently the barbs do not exactly cause the female cat that much pain. them wanting to beat the living fuck out of theri mate is their equivalent of an orgasm......... how does one establish dominance when the female's orgasm includes trying to tear out your eyes?
Why do Griffins have to be so ignorant and incompetent? It's the equivalent to a Neo Natzi and their view of the rest of the world...completely stubborn in every way possible.
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The point was way over there. You missed it. Over in that direction.
Over yonder.
..... Back in equestria
Guard 1- soooo what did this gryphon do to end up here?
Guard 2- attempted murder. she was having some smexy time with a stallion and threw him out a window.
Gilda- fuck the both of you! its his fault for not backing off!
Guard 2- sure, not backing off is a very good reason to try to kill someone.
Gilda- i was having a fucking orgasm! i told him before we started, i say back of, back of!
Guard 1- ........ guess that explains why she's in a straightjacket.
Gilda- fuck you!!!
Guard 2- sighs, can you hoof me that gag over there?
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On a more serious note, imagine being held down for sex, violently penetrated, and potentially KILLED by by penetration by a penis long enough to pierce your insides and skewer you.
Do you hold still or risk impalement by fighting back?
Becoming completely submissive means you might live... Fighting back means you will die.
Now, over thousands and thousands of years, the survivors, the SUBMISSIVE survivors, have passed along their genes, while the scrappers and fighters have mostly died.
Most of what you are left with as a species are a submissive female populace who goes limp when sex is initiated in the hopes they will survive the encounter, at least with the smaller females.
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Gilda is hunter sized. She's big enough to be bitchy, dangerous, and aggressive.
All griffons are jerks.