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NERD!
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Yeah, VERY subtle...don´t hold that sneeze-powered birth for too long, Flutters, it won´t do you any good...not to mention the longer you hold that foal the longer kudzu will take to update !
That's a very good question: why is Glass Slipper on the front lines?
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Front lines? After specifically saying the ship will never see the front lines...
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Then why is she near the front lines, in the hospital ship?
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To help Tourmaline...
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Was gonna say because of Tourmaline, but Kudzu beat me.
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That is my belief as well
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Why wouldn't a major magical amplifier be needed in a place where magical healing is desperately needed.
prepare for chaos
Any relation to chicken nugger and sweer potato?
Aww man. I was hoping she would just sneeze it out right then and there. Everyone would just be sitting there and *achoo!*instant babby. Awkwardness and chaos would surely ensure.
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Trained or not, they are still better than pegasi who can punch through plate steel and fly at supersonic speeds.
Five bits says Fluttershy is about to sneeze out a foal(?).
Also, I fear for anyone within fifty miles of her when Twilight goes into labor if this is what her mood swings are like now.
One should not sneeze when one goes into labor! One might accidentally a baby.
Bucky had to sneeze when dancing with that zebra who hunted vampires, due to a magical charm.
We also know music is a type of harmony magic, one of the first to exist, used to ward off bad guys.
Is Fluttershy, formerly a creature of harmony, reacting to Cheese Sandwich's music all sneezely, because she is pseudo-chaotic in nature?
6156058 Yeah, somehow I don't think the mirror travelers are the sorts to play by the rules of war. That hospital ship is going to be a giant target.
6156615 WOW !
Not sure if you´re right, but that was a good theory !!! Actually Bucky´s sneeze was a reaction to the zebra´s undead protection amulet. But, even so, good one.
Anyone noticing that Bucky is not only calm, he is near comatose state !? I mean, iminent war, end of the world, loved ones in the line of fire, how you doing Bucky ?
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Either Flutters is a hell of a therapist, and her calming methods are outstanding, or there is something going on. Could be the alicorn war nature of Bucky, he is right in the best place for him. But he faced other "wars" before with a less then calm behavior. Something off.
As for Twilight given birth....
Flash Sentry: "Calm down honey, everyth..."
*telekinetic grip on Flash´s neck*
Psicolight Sparkle: "Say. Say ´calm down´one more time, mother fucker, I dare you, I double dare you..."
Dying Sentry: "Wh..wh..."
Sparkle: "EQUESTRIAN, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEECH IT !?"
FS: "Dash...help ?"
Smartass Dash: "Sure ! I´ll get some...be right back ! GONE !"
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Oh my Cadence, I laughed so hard.... you... you get a like and a follow for that.
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So now we have explosive priapism and sneeze birthing as things in this story.
Kudzu, I don't suppose you can share whatever it is you take when you want to get creative?
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Explosive priapism is a real world condition. Blood continues to go in, but can't get it out, until something splits open like a hotdog in a microwave.
For realsies. Don't google pictures!
6157244 I've got enough morbidity on my brain at present. I shall take thine advice here...
The fact that a boner boomer is a condition on Earth is making with the not happy.
Oh look! Fluttershy is going into labour!
Who wants to guess where the egg is going to pop out of? My bet is discord's ear.
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I intentionally broke the rules so that somebody would say something about it.
For anyone who is a recent parent or one day will be: this is good behavior. Sudden infant death is real and is often caused by infants irregular breathing. You should regularly make sure the infant is breathing regularly.
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Glass Slipper isn't an infant though.
Which is what makes this adorable.
6157429 bah! In twilight's eyes she will be a baby until some evil lust daemon asks for her permission to abduct her to Tartarus forever.
The I wonder if flash will have to save slipper's colt/fillyfriend or if he will join twilight in the defense of their daughters innocence.
6157922 > ill eventaully forgive the FLarkLE ship but untill that day I reserve the right to be pensive and gloomy
So, will we be seeing any yaks in the upcoming conflict?
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Okay, new thing to add to my list of "Ways I Don't Want To Die."
Birth by sneezing or literal snot rocket that explodes into butterflies?
I can never tell when it involves a pregnant draconequus...
Solid snake approved.
Fluttershy is going into labor, methinks. Seems about right for a draconequus.
And Twilight Sparkles broody pegasi nature emerges at last. Crazy Twilight is best Twilight.
A thought just occurred to me during my re-reading the old chapters.
I know you're focusing on the Hearth this time around, will we be getting a Journal Entry from Sentinel like we did during the Shetland Arc?
So! My prediction is that when Fluttershy sneezes the birth will be complete. I predict the baby will emerge from Celestia's left forehoof, and Discord and Fluttershy will thank her for being a surrogate birthmother.
That or Bucky will be the surrogate, but he already helped with little Lunacy.
6158533 That's how Ron Jeremy died, so I can attest to that.
The moar Yew No
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His cock exploded.
6158962 True, but if you dig deep enough, you'll find footage, which looks exactly like what you described. I'd link it, but I don't think Knighty would appreciate that. There was a bit of speculation on whether his enhancement drugs (and the substance used to cut them) were the cause. If you ask me, they probably were...And that's why I only use natural aphrodisiacs(Oysters, etc.) Besides, I'm bipolar, so I can eat oysters once and feel the effects off-and-on for 3-5 days, due to the natural drive increase BPD provides. Honestly, that's the only good thing about having it.
I get the feeling, that baby.... draconequi? Draconecuses? Whaaatever, that baby patchwork thingies pop from booger-loogers.
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Chapter 137, about halfway through:
Repeated word in Twilight's rant.
Without having read ahead, nor reading the comments...
Fluttershy is gonna sneeze out a foal.
Bubblebass: *TRIGGERED*