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That last pun was just crap
Brace Yourselves. A Shitstorm is coming.
5995186 *rimshot*
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Yes, the Coont Critics are being trolled with this chapter. With this chapter, I will show that I can manipulate them... that I am in total control of their lives... they will bitch, piss, and moan about fart jokes, and it will be proven that I am in control of each of them! By responding, they give me power! POWER I SAY!
Mwahahahahahahahah!
With just a few written words I can force mine enemies to do exactly what I say... there will be wailing, weeping, gnashing of teeth, and the gritty little edgelords will all cry out for someone to save them... and no one will. Because The Chase will just keep going.
Sorry... I don't know what came over me. I am in a very silly mood today. I woke up in a lot of pain and I am really, really loopy and nothing is right upstairs.
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But not a rimjob.
The skin is still too tender to touch.
would be
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When is anything every truly right upstairs?
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I dunno, some days my tether to reality is a bit more solid than others.
Today, really, all jokes aside, I woke up in a horrible amount of pain and I have phantom pains going on and it feels like somebody is holding my dead leg over a fire and everything is burning and I can't pull away and the pain is outside and away from my body and the only way to deal with it is to make really bad jokes and laugh because it is the only control I have over the situation.
Quad-T. It's impressive. Now, I must go swimming with my S.H.o.D.
Pure joy to read
Just think of the agricultural uses. With a flight of well fed pegasi plus a few unicorns to make sure that they remained in the air you could spray the ( dare I say ) back forty with a fine mist of organic fertilizer.
There is only one, proper reaction to that spell....
Oh SHIT!
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I'm not one to normally say this, but I hope you have something... perhaps of a herbaceous variety... to assist with the pain. If you need to tune out like Dr. Leary for a day, I'm sure we'll all understand.
Cue musical number.
that would prevent rioting, perhaps. though it largely depends on what they are rioting about.
"We are gonna burn down this town if you give donkeys are jerbs!"
"Oh fuck i'm shittin myself! I'm going home!"
"We are not letting you take our children an turn them into monsters!"
"You think i give a fuck about runny bowels?"
if the group has a powerful enough motivation, they won't give nine fucks about a diarhea spell. this is good for assholes who are being racist douches, and people who are simply pissed off. but for people who are truly motivated, and are driven by a great fear, this is not gonna work.
for a theoretic example, ponies learning about luna putting changeling magic into the shadow magic. the outrage would not only be fueled by the use of a magic from a dangerous parasitic species, but because they were deceived. since they just got off of that house of avarice bullshit only a few months ago, that would set them off and fuel suspicion and mistrust.
.......... that is kinda the reason why i am a bit iffy that only bucky seemed off put by the idea. more so that he didn't realize the trouble it easily, easily could cause.
it feels like an inevitable outcome. perhaps and interesting one, but inevitble.
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I have nothing. And I am running short on my black tea with peppermint and chocolate that is a source of comfort.
I don't take painkillers often. I don't like how they cloud my mind. I just sort of muddle my way through and focus on making other people laugh... if I can.
The weather is changing, it is like 100 degrees now, high humidity, thunderstorms, etc, and the several pounds of cheap steel in my leg is attempting to murder me.
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Oh thank Goddess, somebody saw the reference.
At some point, Happiness is a Warm Gun might appear.
5995190 I'm pretty sure the Shitstorm has already past. Any new ones will depend on how disorderly ponies get in the future.
Can't stop chuckling! Must not... Laugh... Maniacally... Brother... Sleeping...
...Words fail me
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I see you never had one of those "oh god" type of diarrhea before. They can be truly incapacitating and i doubt you would be in any state to fight back. Even if you are determined in a level thats beyond human endurance, its still a pain in the ass (heh) and weaken you, and makes you easier to dealt with. My only problem with using it as a riot weapon is the fact that its not really sanitary, making a good place for diseases, and generally leave a big mess after itself.
Hypothetically though, if a pony were to fast for a few days beforehand, and thus had nothing in their digestive system... would this suppression spell fail? What about pure liquid diets?
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You're forgetting that a unicorn could deploy a (biohazard) containment field, then clean up the mess rapidly before securing the crapped out miscreants.
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Your bowels would still flood with water and become hydrated. You have a lifetime of impacted feces inside of you.
So even if you fasted, you would still have to deal with your spastic colon trying to pass water out the exit pipe, and as soon as some water is evacuated, more water would appear, filling up your bowels and hydrating them thoroughly.
All that water has to go somewhere. Think of it as an enema where more and more water keeps being added. A colonic volcano.
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Compacted feces in the bowels. Unless they had always lived on a liquid diet, there would definitely be something. Not to mention the body ejecting unneeded/unwanted excess water.
Edit: What Kudzu said.
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Suffering from what I believe to be Irritable Bowel Syndrome, no doctors seem to even be willing to listen to me when I tell them about the damn problem to do anything about it, I can only imagine the spell Bucky created here is infinitely worse and the pain going through my stomach and while I am on the toilet is almost excruciating. So the spell being much worse? I couldn't even imagine it.
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Magic can make short work of the mess and the ground can be sterilised.
Bucky's goal is quite simple. Next time there are riots of any sort, the crowd gets bombed. A few instances of this happening will leave quite an image in the public consciousness. After a few instances, mobs should be conditioned.
With a cry of "disperse or face consequences!" the crowd should go home. And then, the bowel disruption will no longer be necessary for large scale use.
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I did not take account unicorns and magic.Thats make the whole cleaning a lot easier
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I'm not sure about this, but if my memory right, the irritable bowel syndrome is regular for those who are lactose intolerant, or eat a lot of spicy food. You should check out of you have any food allergy.
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There is also Crohn's disease, fibromyalgia, intestinal ulcers, and a whole host of other causes.
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I drink milk just fine. What usually sets off whatever it is, though it has all the signs of acting like IBS which is why I believe it is that, is when I either eat something I don't normally eat, like say a bologna sandwich, or eat something I've never had before.
Too bad there were no fans to hit.
It must be said...
FOR SCIENCE!
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Just so long as Bucky never develops an unhealthy interest in corn we'll be okay.
Magic and Science think in disturbingly parallel ways.
i.imgur.com/jFugyaV.jpg
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Well it was a starting point, and as kudz said there can be a lot of different explanation for the symptoms. If the doctors dont take it seriously you should search for a private doctor, or ask some of your friend/family member about it.
Trixie is correct. Alliteration does add gravitas to mad arcano-science. Still, I would have called it the Encroachment-Ending Enema of Eternity. And it's still not as bad as the rape bomb.
Also, I quite like Twilight's vision for Ponyville's university. And if Sunset's hypertrophying light spell drains the soil, they have an easy source of fertilizer.
Please, in the sacred name of Celestia, does not ask me how I knew this song.
I am both disgusted and amused by this chapter. I love a shitty joke.
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Not directly related to this chapter, but either a side effect or "enhancement" of Bucky's snuggle-struggle bombs:
Weird science!
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In the earliest drafts of the story, Bucky was not War, but Pestilence.
His purpose was to corrupt, pervert, and bring ruin to the other Answers. Magic would become dangerous and harmful. Love would bring contagion and disease. And Growth would be like weeds or ivy, becoming parasitic and strangling the hosts.
So this song is oddly appropriate.
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*shake, shake, jump, hip shak...*
....
Oh, you were looking ?
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True, something would be produced... but would it be the same level of debilitating.
Pray to god that it is never used for crowd control. Just imagine it... A mob of a hundred ponies... Simultaneously suffering from wet diarrhea.
The street will never be the same...
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Hook the spell up to an amplification tower set to broadcast it over a wide area. Bring an entire country down!
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Like a massive crystal spire that was designed to amplify spells... almost like... a vast empire of crystal that radiates magic... I almost have an idea... hold on...
this chapter... for god sake man, don't let people read it at work... i had to explain why i was laughing my ass of when i had clients.
i love you Trixie
so hard
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its such a good way to say this....
anyway, the TTTT aka 4T bomb will be now know as a worse weapon then the rape bomb... having strange sex is one thing, shit yourself to oblivion is another
5995190 will have to be used as "fire in the hole... *throw* brace yourselves a shitstorm is coming"
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No. There is still worse than either one... and that is combining them. Alone they are both fucked up weapons. Combined, I am sure even the mirror travelers would have second thoughts before trying something.
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Not going to be much fire. sounds pretty wet.
Bucky could create a more subdued version and call it the chafe grenade.
5996057 well... nope.... nope nope nope... this wont be a scat fic. no
you can use one, not both... there are some levels of wrong that even i wont allow