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I feel proud of my zebra turtle
sukari is really cute
Found a zebra turtle.
The quote after 'fetlock' is on the wrong side of the space and thus the wrong direction.
I propose "zebra turtle" as the new term for "typo".
https://youtu.be/A0XXmVts1y0
Poor Firelock...
āWhy canāt you come out of your box and play with me?ā āIām a turtle.ā
hiding in a box... that's no turtle it's a snake!
My wife: Dear, are you cleaning up our room ?
...
Wife: Dear ?
Me: BWAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUA...coff, cooooooff, gasp...MHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHAUH...cooooof, coof, ye...s, almost..coof coof...finished...
Wife: Ā“Kay up there ? Are your asmha striking again ?
Me: Nope.
...
...
Wife: YouĀ“re reading that ridiculous pony story thing again, arenĀ“t you !?
Me: IĀ“ll use my right to remain in silence.
Wife: FINISH THE DAMN CLEANING UP OR I SWEAR IĀ“LL CUT THE INTERNET SERVICE !!!!!
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That made my day, that right there, made my day.
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Yes my friend, I too have been done in by the wife and threats of things being cut off because of that one pony story.
"This is 'Cute Battle!' I'm Luna. This is Cadance."
"Hi!"
"Today's Contestants are Sukari as the 'Zebra Turtle,' and Tank the 'Flying Turtle of Equestria.' We already know their powers and capabilities. So let's get to it."
"Kawaii!"
6185493 you poor thing. bless your heart. Just tell her wife pony is best pony. That'll smooth over everything.
That joke caused five minutes of laughter and tears.
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It made everything make sense. She was in her unassailable fortress of logic. She couldn't come out no more than a turtle can come out of his shell.
Sukari, the sneaky spy turtle.
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If it was anyone else I would be CERTAIN this was the reference but since you seem to do little more than write and recharge your batteries I have doubts.
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I have never actually played Team Fortress Two. I probably should, but I haven't.
6185977 The Box Trot is the most OP taunt ever. Sentry guns can't hit you, you can sit in the corner of the objective, effectively blocking the other team, and they may not ever notice the box in the corner, it's great.
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Here. 4:30 of pure gut busting laughter.
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That was actually really funny, though originally it is a metal gear solid reference, that was used for TF2
Kudz I am curious as to what the reference you had intended was ?
6185454 Who was Firelock again?
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Little kids tend to like the boxes that toys come in more than the toys themselves...
6186465 well duh. I wouldn't be able to call myself a gamer if I didn't know that.
6186513 ohhhhh ok that seems fair.
6186545 eh -shrugs-
Chase and that Deadpool fic were both updated in my favorites list at the same time. I clicked the wrong story, thinking to go to The Case, and the first line I read confused the SHIT out of me.
I sat there like thirty seconds wondering what the fuck I missed.
And suddenly I want to re-watch the last airbender all over again
6186712 That is awesome! I laughed so hard when I read your post...
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Deadpool stories have started with stranger premise before.
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Much like cats!
That made me laugh more than anything i can remember in this story. Im literally crying.
6186513 The Zebra Turtle is REAL!!
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