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THE PUNS NEVER END, The Prank has begun, and the sweater of doom approaches
Kinda Wish Bucky used the Bowel Hydration Spell on this asshole's asshole. Also, really fucking hate these Unicorn Supremacists.
Also, Luna is not ready for the level of Pranking of Bucky and Celestia combined.
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The known universe is not prepared.
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And there is the fact Pinkie and Cheese and still planning to Prank Bucky. NO ONE IS READY!
Not everything can go perfectly, that snob.
Stayed up late, totally worth it!
"Everything in the story"?
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???
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Now that there is context, it makes sense. Fixed.
You know, this guy wasn't a good guy. He was accustomed to the power and prosperity he was afforded by being a privileged class, that (unknown to him) was being supported through monstrous actions, and he's bitter at the people who destroyed the lives of those around him. Beyond that he is arrogant, and apparently confrontational (although, you know, so is Bucky, and so is Berry, they both believe they're 100% right and that those that hurt them are the worst people alive).
But I'm unhappy that anyone who disagrees with the main characters is always a reprehensible jerk, rather than having a point. Like one that Berry started a war that destroyed countless lives (not just the guilty ones) but is doing fantastically and this is pretty terrible for those whose lives she ruined, even if there are others whose lives were improved, there is no sympathy to be held for those that did nothing wrong but got their lives ruined anyway.
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In this case, the jerk just made a fortune and Bucky made sure that he was still treated fairly and then some.
Aftermath.
5606527 Jerks DO appear...specially after something so big as the social chamge in Canterlot. Not evepony is happy ´bout what happened. Actually, Bucky is VERY lucky that Ponnyville is a earth pony-oriented city, thus more inclined to greet him as a hero for what have been done. We already know that some pegasus are not that happy to not be the new upper class. We already know that some unicorns greatly agree with Bucky, but make nomistake: those in older possition of power and wealth sees Bucky and his herd as nothing as traitors that destroyed their lives. Bucky was just lucky to not meet a lot of then but, in Canterlot, there must be quite a bunch of then.
Edit: Btw, are you better, kudzu ? No more chest pains ? And I´m little curious...when you feel those pains, this means your blood pressure is spiking ? And you feel like someone is stretching the muscles on your chest, by any chance ?
Mud Pony, huh. You'd think being a high up, hoity toity super intelligent unicorn, you'd have more of a grasp on why things happened the way they did. Plus, you own a toy store...you're obviously a softy.
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Twilight too. Her parents were the first to testify.
5606546 Could you show more sympathy for the lives ruined, Kudzu? I know the main characters are out buying toys for the orphans and are doing everything in their power to help the ruined lives, but they need more sympathy.
*Begins taking bets on when the next chapter will be*
Place your bets here people.
5606594 Bets ? I´m doing prays and sacrifices at this moment !!!!
5606594 Too much of an unknown...sorry, won't risk it.
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Are you using Virgin Blood? Virgin Blood works best when doing sacrifices. Or selling the souls of unwanted family members. Those work too.
the fun had been doubled LET THE PRANK WAR BEGIN
5606617 Actually...I´m sacrificing gummy bears to the round Belly God...for some reasons I couldn´t reach a virgin...they run too much. Surprisingly, specially since they keep screaming "RUN, HERE COMES A PERVERT"...
And I love all my family members. Those that I did not love weren´t alive anymore. Unrelated fact, for sure.
5606630 gummy bears... LOL... that reminds me of this
5606618 I've always been bothered by this, but...who did your OC?
5606655 Lenka, more known as Casynuf
5606658 Alrighty, thank you.
I'll give you, kudzuhaiku, a typo.
Not sure if its a typo or not, but this sentence sounds wrong for me (i know talking like this maybe) is it supposed to be "I want to get out of here"?
Also isnt buying everything from the toy shops will leave parents who want to buy present for their kids at christmas empty handed?Sure getting the orphans gifts are important but they could buy out about 50% of the stock, so normal peoples get gifts too for the children. Maybe they give a bag of typo instead
5606677 It just you.
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Oh allright, sorry for mentioning it then
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There is over almost two months until Hearth's Warming.
But i want to... well at least to give you the hidingspot of one
took place
Wait I just realized something. The Employee the owner lost. Was it the filly that Bucky bought the bookset from? And did he lose her as in her dying from what happened or her being one of the few in Canterlot to know this shit is fucked and left because of it?
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5th period
War of Popcorn
Journal of Lt. Sentinel Bitters
Father mobilized his class today. Apparently we have reached a temporary ceasefire with Celestia's Academy, and are coming together to face a common enemy. I have been made commander of the 1st Pie Battalion. Father was honest with his class, he told them not all of them will make it through the same as they were when this started. Our enemy is devious and holds no blows. This is not simple pranking this is ill scale war with the Lunar Court. I'm not sure if we have any chance of winning.
Mery ChritsmasHapyp Hearht's Warmign!I would put a comma after 'Everything'
too
I'd put a comma after 'stocked'
Drop the comma after 'agent'?
probably drop the 'gathered' before 'employees'
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Wait for it...
"Cranial rectal inversion"
It's little things like these that make my day
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7th period
War of Popcorn
Journal of commander Sentinel Bitters entry #3
I had never seen so much carnage, both us and the Celestia Academy forces had lost many students in our attempt to attack the Lunar part of the castle, many traps had been put down by the enemy forces. from taffy traps that makes ponys stick to the ground to shifting gravity to make one dizzy beyond anything seen before
Luna had called upon reinforcement from the Bat Pony Military Academy, they are wise in the ways of war and are very hard foes. luckily (not for me) we had found a weakness with their superior sense of smell, using stink bombs as a way to clear a path to move behind enemy lines a clear a path for father and princess Celestia.
We will prevail for our cause is just
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Ok, now i have a nagging suspicion, that she opend a toystore her own and Is a supporter of the change.
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I must know what happened to the Filly whose idea of a modest present was what really made Derpy really begin to fall in love with Bucky.
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Sentinel likes to eat dead rotten woodchucks.
You think a stink bomb would stop lunar pegasi?
Berry should have kicked him in his tater tots.
5606818 What chapter was that in?
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Sentinel ate several dead animals before trying to eat a skunk.
5606838 Oh yeah. You know when I was reading that, I honestly thought he was going after Zecora. Then I'm like, aww...it's just a skunk. It would have been much interesting to see how Zecora would of handled that.
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Just after midnight
War of Popcorn
Journal of Cmdr. Sentinel Bitters Entry #5
As his destiny is to become the Alicorn of War Father's tactical mind is briliant. So when he suggested I stay in the dormitory towers I thought nothing of it. I am glad I did. As the day came to a close both sides agreed to a armistice till morning. Little did we know what atrocities the Lunar Court would be willing to commit.
I awoke to hear crying throughout the dormitory. Luna had sent Tiberius and a squad of opposum super commandos to demoralize us. The water was to warm and many beds were wet this night. But we have captured the marsupial menace and will use him as a bargaining chip. In spite of our losses we have given up too much to lose this valiant campaign.
I sense a prank war involving everybody in the future...
I saw this and facepalmed. I had to pause and collect myself before continuing, and you only proved my probable thoughts to be correct.
A pity. I liked her. She had determination.
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I got berry worried when i saw the two of these lines close-ish together