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Kudzuhaiku has summoned Mega Celestia!
"And lo, cake became scarce, for the great rump of Celestia had grown along with her power, and all quivered in awe whenever it passed. On this day, for every year after, colts and fillies sent their princess cake by the droves, and she was delighted." ~ Some random idiot making this shit up
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CAKE FOR THE CAKE GOD!
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Declare the Exterminatus of all who would deny cake it's rightful place as a meal!
7039263 Mega Celestia evolves into Mega Celestia RX !
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Whenever it passed...
Is she farting?
7039263 i demand a one shot of this idea...
7039317 And as the Dea libum did so, all who witnessed her blazing glory proclaimed the fires from her tail a holy blessing. All who are so blessed bask in her aura of holy warmth.
Dea libum roughly translates as Goddess of cake.
About the cake, can I have a piece?
Yes. By Trusting a Fae Demon we now have Tatarus changing for the better and the demons will be getting put in their place.
7039340 No, that were just the details. By trusting a Fae, now Celestia won´t need to fight the whole Tartarus Army, enforced by eons of training and survival of the fittest tactics and, probably, she pretty much ended all the whole necromancy issue.
OH LOOK, being the Lord of Tartarus I can sense when someone is trying to set up a contract with a demon in order to gain power...I should play this little mischief a visit. We can share tea, while I explain where in Tartarus he will be settled if he even THINK ´bout trying this again !
7039387 Oh, no, NO, WAIT ! I just had the most marvelous idea !!!!
Celestia: Here, my little mischiefull pony, this is where you will be punished for messing with necromantic arts.
Mischifull Pony: Errrr...it´s a common office...two desks, papers...nothing special...this is not scary at all.
C: Yes, you all say the same thing, always...let me show your new boss...Violent Velvet my dear assistant...could you come here ? There is a new one for you.
Violent Velvet: Just one second, mylady, a need a new sunday-edition newspaper...this one is already soaked in tears...
MP: *gulp*
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Just wait until you get to chapter 300. You want shit to start happening? It REALLY starts there. Granted, stuff happens before then, but that is where it gets REALLY crazy.
...Wait. I just remembered. Didn't Scorch say Celestia should really reset herself so her mind can heal from the 1000 years of abuse and other shit she had to go through after Luna's Banishment? With Hades dead now does that mean it is safe, or at least safer for her to do so now?
Hades obviously had zero comprehension of cosmic pants. the guy is the source of evil for this world now, not 'hades'.
In fact literally cosmic pants is the source of evil in tartarus, because he is the jackass that made tartarus into what it is. All the evils that come from there can be sourced all the way back to him. Like all the other evils we have seen. His mistakes were made long before that chaos war it seems.
albeit how you are depicting cosmic pants is kinda confusing me. I would like to think that he is deluding himself by thinking bcuky, in fact, is sitll doing his will and will eventually destroy the world.
If this is a 'this was his plan all along' thing, it would clearly be a bit of an asspull concept all things considered. Tartarus and its design clearly show a mind that is very lacking in foresight. Even beyond him having no pity for a murderer, he made a an evil that would continuoulsy grow more and more powerful and would eventually bleed into his 'creation'.
His pettiness is also a strong indicator that for all his power, his mind and soul is still that of the pettiest of mortals.
7039442 Propably...so, anyone up to a good roasted marshmallow-pony ? They are warm and delicious...and they keep coming back !
7039448 Weeeeell...not really work that way...you see, you aren´t just losing a sperm donator...you´re losing a food provider, a protector, a soldier, a teacher...so, you lose one stallion, you have a (potentialy) broken herd, that will wither and even die of starvation, or being hunted, or being too emotionally broke to keep working...
Jesus, someone should've listened to Scorch forever ago. This is what you fucking get for trusting the fae, someone gave that lunatic Celestia more power
7039330 if Kudz gives me permission as I would set it in the Chaseverse, I will do it.
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Wut?
7039592 iakovl wants a one shot of the cake goddess.
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- Wut?
And somehow the idea that this is still the plan of the Creator assaulted me...
What if he did all of this knowing that Bucky was going to negate to be the Alicorn of War, Celestia that was too dependent of him, is now begining to be independent, there is no more Hades and his power is now in Celestia as she is going to reform the Tartarus.
The changelings are also changing their way so they are also not taking the love like before, and Shining is taking the power of the Crystal Empire.
All part of his plan, he paint himself as the bad guy so that they have a enemy and a objective.
7039607 i need mega Celestia. The doom of all cake... she who controls the sweet pastries in the land
7039589 I know, I know, it's all spoilers.
It's just that whenever she shows up with a 'clever plan', she's always left gobsmacked at the suffering it causes those she
pathologically harmsclaims to love when it inevitably goes awry, before she looks at the camera and says 'I didn't mean for it to go like thaaaAAAaaaAAAaat!', the music goes 'Wah wah' and the laugh track plays.Everyone else then usually spends the next few chapters picking up the shattered pieces of their lives.
7039634 If that ultimately is what happens, i am gonna be extremely disappointed. It does not fit at all to be hoenst.
Fact of the matter, he fucked up when he made tartarus. Badly. Before any of that chaos war stuff from the sounds of it. And he has done nothing but cause more and more threats to appear.
He made hades unable to die and basically made the power hungry sociopath a fucking KING of all things. The undying god of a hell dimension with absolute power. In other words, gave the fucker what he wanted.
That does not equate a mind that is capable of forward thinking.
He also let the mirror walkers in, instigated the creation of what sombra became, and that long standing curse, more than likely had a hand in the gryhpons going so fuck balls fruity loops like that, emotionally tormented celestia for a thousand years, and generally has sought to kill the planet and all life on it.
Seriously dude, if this is a 'going as he planned thing', imma gonna be disappointed. It does not fit with the character being presented. A petty god hellbent on destroying what he created because he doesn't want to fix his own mess. He would have to ahve changed his opinion, one he has held for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, in an instant because the thing he wanted to dispose of is starting to fix itself. If anythign that would enrage an individual such as this, because as said, petty god.
This would be a heelface turn that would make even sunset shimmer's turn look like a harry potter length narrative of her coming to terms with her sins.
Maybe it is jsut my opinion, but i think the idea that the universe is slowly being taken out of his control and him desperately deluding himself into thinking he still has control. Put simply the universe as he created it, was doomed to fall apart, so as it changes for the better, it distances itself from the asshole who let it break.
7039732 But your objection is contradictory. If Creatorpants didn't make Tartarus an absolute hellhole by putting a powerhappy, murderous psycho on the throne, then he'd be doing a poor job of being the Great Enemy. If he didn't let the mirror travelers in, then Bucky would have never gone as far as he has; he never would have gone to so many of the lengths he's been willing to go to if not for the presence of the mirror travelers.
These bad guys are driving forces. They force Bucky and Celestia and everyone else to take steps to face them. To get stronger. To become greater.
The Fates have issues with Bucky's string; he's rather hard to predict through supernatural means. But Creatorpants knew, before Scorch and Bucky made the deal, because Hades' plotting is the reason Scorch did the deal, that Bucky would come down and kill Hades (as far as I can tell, because I see the order of events as Creatorpants tells Hades > Hades plots to depose Celestia > Scorch makes deal with Bucky). Creatorpants still clearly has enough precognition to have some idea of what Bucky's gonna do. Which stands out just a little bit.
There are four answers. We know this. But we don't know the question. We don't know why they are answers. We don't actually have any idea of what Creatorpants actually wants in the end. For all we know, him forcing all these characters into improving themselves and becoming ridiculously powerful is the only way to fix the universe.
Or perhaps save it from another invasion of universe-breaking monsters.
Or maybe he really is just an asshole and likes tormenting his creation.
Who knows.
This seems terribly, terribly wrong.
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How so?
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Well, now you have the Goddess of Light in charge of Hell. I get they want to reform the place to decrease the number of enemies trying to destroy the world. But if it was that simple why hasn't it happened in other timelines and dimensions?
By giving the keys and the castle to the same pony, if anything happens to that pony then you have a serious bit of psychological realestate up for grabs and a merciless army to boot.
If Celestia resets, like it's been hinted at happening, now not only do you have worry about the Celestial Machinery, the Sun, the Gates to Taurtaurus, but the very throne its self. Kinda like what happened between Dream and Lucifer in the Sandman Series by Neil Gaiman.
Also there's the problem that she finds herself the monarch of a kingdom that she's been murdering and banishing back into Hell. Basically reinstating herself as a loathed and barely tolerated ruler like when House Avarice had a choke hold on the kingdom all those centuries. Only now instead of ponies with lifespans the size of flies, you have eternal demons that will never grow old, feeble, or go away. You kill a demon, it pops back up in Hell. Unless you pull a Bucky and shred it's heart and stuff it into a magic item.
Either way, Celestia has proven to be the most stuck in her ways with the least amount of emotional support. Yes, she has more in the last five years than she has in centuries, but she lacks a lot of the fall backs and failsafes even Luna has.
The character's have made her a King like in chess. Very powerful, hard to move around, and crucially important to keep alive. Anything happens to Celestia it's fucking game over. This the the metaphysical idea of putting all of one's eggs in one basket.
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A queen became a pawn and a pawn became a queen. The game continues.
Soon, you will see the endgame.
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How are we to know it hasn't? The only thing we really kinda-sorta know hasn't happened is that no Bucky in any nearby dimension has gone Alicorn of War, because he'd almost definitely start running around conquering every dimension and timeline once he got done conquering his own, starting with the nearby ones.
Scorch literally just said he was gonna start tossing (bad) demons into "the Abyss". Which probably entails some level of "No longer a threat to anything".
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We will actually be meeting an Alt-Bucky after the five year time jump when the Mane-iac comes into the story.
I might be wrong here, but something tells me Luna is going to be pissed. Twilight will alter between confused, terrified, and pissed.
Meanwhile Derpy will beat the ever living tar out of Bucky for this simply because it could have gone so wrong in so many ways.
...And then there's Bucky's Celestia worshiping spider-golem. Me thinks he's gonna have a heart attack when he hears about this.
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See, if they were smart, they would have left the spider golem in charge of Tartarus. Things would have gone great with him in charge.
But that would take him away from Tourmaline and that would be tragic.
abyss a deep or seemingly bottomless chasm.
"The Abyss" a supermassive black hole perhaps ?
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YOUR BEAUTIFUL FLOWERY WORDS DO NOTHING TO DISSOLVE MY DREAD THAT BUCKY DUN GOOFED AGAIN!
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I don't by the whole Abyss thing. If there was a way to do that why hadn't Scorch done it from the get go when Demons were shown to be a world ending event a la the Mirror World? Clearly they played a role in the Creator hating this reality and wanting to destroy it after the literal and figurative rape of the Alicorn race. If there was a Perma-Time Out zone, why not use it from day one? All that necromancy, all those demonic worshipers, all that dark magic, Lyra's torture all could have been avoided if it was tapped before now. Why isn't Bucky mad that the Powers That Be didn't do this from the get go. You'd figure he'd be pissed there was a way to avoid the rape and repeated murder/resurrection of one of his wives?
I AM SO CONFUSED!
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Scorch didn't have the power. He was only in control of the primordial plane of fire.
He only had authority on that one plane.
So wait...
Bucky was LITERALLY SATAN for a few minutes...
And then so was SCORCH
And now Celestia is literally satan, as well.
Hell was literally just traded between three beings like a fucking monopoly piece. Is nobody else slightly disturbed by this?
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Doctor Manhattan-style. I could dig it. Uniting against an unbeatable enemy is Harmony, after all.
7040048 No. The realm where God banished the disembodied spirits of the Giants (Children of the Fallen) during The Great Flood.
7040452 ... This is horribly appropriate. The Christian lord of hell's name means Light Bringer, and held the title of Morning Star. Incidentally, in the original Jewish, I believe this was always a separate entity from what Christianity calls Satan. But I think this parallel may be unintended.
7040001 NO! We need Barley Sr. as the Lord of Tartarus. It would be AMAZING!
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This is technically a misstranslation, the Light bringer (Lucifer) and the Morning Star are referring to Adam, the first man. The fall they refer to his fall from eden. But it has become so popularized most churches don't teach that. Adam the first sinner, is the evil in all men. As father of men his sin is passed down to each and every one of us. It's easier to explain it away as Satan or the Devil rather then the sin inside each of us passed on by our father's fathers.
Celestia is standing as the devil portrayed in culture. Both King of earth and Lord of hell. And she is opposed to the father of creation. The creator that in our world is represented by Christ. So as Lucifer the morning star (Adam) she is the Anti-Christ.
7041313 Well it helps that there's no hell in the original Jewish. Or actually in the Bible proper either, but that's for another time. There's especially no hell in the Torah.
As for those names you're mentioning:
"Ha Satan" = "The Adversary", a name used to refer to one of God's angels that he sends down irregularly to test humans. He's not the adversary of God, it's just that his job is testing people by being their adversary.
"Lucifer"/"Light Bringer"/"Morning Star"= Read Isaiah 14:12. Then look at 14:4 for the actual context and understand what is actually being said. It's actually funny imagining how often people have to quote Isaiah 14:12 completely out of context for Lucifer to actually become a person in his own right.
Honestly I don't think you could find a character that sounds more like a product of poor translations and bad fanfiction than the amalgamation that is the Christian idea of the devil.
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The Christian Devil is a fanfiction. So is hell.
The whole hell thing is a misconception that actually translates into the grave. All of the dead are sleeping in a grave. There is no fire, no burning, no nothing. There is no hell. Not in the way people think there is. Hell, as he consider it, the grave, gets destroyed in the Book of Revelation. Death and Hell (the grave) were thrown into the Abyss and were no more.
I got tossed out of Seminary school. Good times, good times.
7041750 Interesting new chapter, I like what you did. Although, it DOES bring up the question of what Celestia'll look like at the end of the transformation. Do you think we can get a pick of her new form?
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Just slightly bigger. Nothing too extreme.
7041843 You sure? I bet that Twilight and Luna'll freak out and possibly go after Bucky, wing-slapping the poorguy.