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Okay, new band name... There Might Be Typos.
That... is the ultimate prank! I would love to see the face of whoever used these weapons after the alteration!
I am Freyja, slave to no nobirdy no more.
Ah, I love it when officers want to be stern, but find the whole situation funny.
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I should have Ripple's Raptors pick a fight with a windmill.
Eesh, He should have someone look at that....
I have to admit, the Fun Gun project Bucky's made certainly has his jokester touch. And if he teams the spell to align with one result, you could have a snow war in summer! That'd be funny as hell.
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The dung anomaly, while safe, is disgusting.
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Fermented fruit?
Poor Loki. Hopefully the poor bastard does not run into any Hulks. And I find it also hilarious that he was beaten into submission by Freyja, who, if I remember correctly, was the name of one of Odin's Valkyries I think.
Also, Everyone needs to stop stating the obvious about Bucky. I'm pretty sure he is now more insane than even Discord could ever be.
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Not sure if I understand the reference here. Having a stoopid moment, this cold snap has me feeling a lot of pain.
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Freya: (Norse mythology) goddess of love and fecundity; daughter of Njorth and sister of Frey
Also... she loves a dove, a symbol of peace.
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slave to nobirdy no more.
All I thought of as I read that line was an image I saw ages ago, which I managed to findjokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/285787_375808185818977_407158039_n.jpg Loki you poor unfortunate crazy bastard
Oh PLEASE let Bucky walk into the Royal Palace and shoot Celestia in the face with a gun filled with dung! This chapter actually got me to smile, not an easy thing.
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- This was a shitty attempt at a prank.
5271064 So... could we safely say that those it happens to are... shit shots?
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Aww, none of my names were chosen. Oh well.
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Yes, you might say you are shooting craps.
This joke immediately went to pair o' dice.
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Fermented fruit is the poorbirdies alcohol. AKA they get on their beaks drunk and take exception to the windmill's plumage display.
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I'm laughing at this much harder than I should be laughing.
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Poor Ponyville.
Ah testicles downfall of males everywhere.
5271035 No it means exactly what they think it means. Bucky just sits there going "like I give a Buck
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I just wanted to send the exact same image
and this is my new favourite quote from the chase
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Isnt Angus was yours?
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To amend my post then...
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Use it if you want. Would make sense from a celebration standpoint.
5271150 That image made my brain hurt
5271139 HAHAHAHA *hack,cough,wheeze* uhh maniacal laughter really takes it toll on you throat. Any way, Hah beat ya to it
Yes, but how will Equestria defend itself when the aliens have landed?
I am very upset at what is happening to guns, being stabbed is a lot worse than being shot, I would rather get shot at than stabbed any day of the week. Is this going to be a permanent thing? Are the fates really fucking guns over forever?
automated joke-spell golems tuned to alien lasers...and you know, Sun Beams of Death (TM)
5271043 Here There Be Typos!
Bucky is playing a prank on war, literally.
Waste a lot of magical energy to turn bullets into harmless and hilarious things... Worth it?...
Ya! Worth it!
But if the gun is fired "blindly" or accidentally... It's still harmful...
I was thinking Bucky would replace the bullets with tiny orbs, ban the bullets allow the orbs, orbs that have deadly magic that detonates on those with hostileness and are harmless to those without, though I imagine they would be expensive and very difficult to mass produce, since it requires master level magic...
My logic is probably flawed here, I'm just rambling.
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Why yes, yes they are.
Ripple's Raptors need armor, that comes with crotch-cups for males, whatever you call those.
kinda like that one idea i had with the bombs that released a potion gas that nullified, and or ignited, gunpowder.
though the issue is that it would not prevent the production of more gunpowder. and when he runs out of these golems............
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5271301 'Tis a story and nothing more. Why are you bothered? Not to mention that Bucky has good reason to make this a permanent thing, due to his own brush with them.
5271472 He is being manipulated to hate guns because the Fates hate guns. That's not cool. The only reason he hates guns is because the Fates sent the assassin to him instead of the other people the assassin was going to kill. The Fates don't want guns because they are afraid someone might try to make a bigger, better, more deadly version to kill the Fate with.
Another anomaly: the potshot, spews out partially combusted cannabis. mellows everyone right the fuck out. hopefully in carnivores the mellowing should curb the motivation to acquire munchies via nearby herbivores.
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Making more gunpowder is a losing proposition. You fail to understand asset loss.
Keep making gunpowder in the same location or factory? Surgical strike to destroy factory.
Move the location and spend lots of money? How many times can you do that before losing your shirt in costs.
You fail to understand war.
5271613 magical world kinda flips things a bit you know.
either way it is possible, and if they are stubborn, or clever, enough, they could do so. everything has their flaws, and eventually someone will find a way around his plan. guns will return.
5271450 soon I will not have that vulnerability. I'm getting mine removed on January 6th. Ah "cup" is right the full name would be protective cup or athletic cup. Ripple needs to outfit her minions with armor and cups for sure.
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So then escalation. Rather than take a hint, direct action becomes required and war takes place.
Bucky's eye spy golems move in and release a magically aware disease cooked up by the Bocor witch doctors of Tradewinds. It ravages the entire population of hostiles, causing them to die horribly to make an example out of them, but spares all non-hostiles and innocents for some odd reason.
How many times does this happen before the world says... we surrender and we wish to live in peace.
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Or worse still... a mindwipe happens and they forget completely why they wanted to fight in the first place.
There are drastic options.
5271667 mind alteration is kinda....... flimsy in equestria.
discord's magic was swiped aside simply by enforcing the pesonalities of the mane six. twilight telephatically reminded them of who they were and, boom, draconequus magic broken by will power.
put simply it seems that alteration of memory and beahvior is a brute force method and one easily disabled. the victim is reminded of something their will power iwll break through.
and that is not really speculation. what ELSE could twilight have been diong than just usin telepathy to show them her own memories there?
the question is if they can even find them. ingenuity is king in suvch a situation. the diamond dogs could easily create underground laboratories, if for others admitably, where the golem drone things could never find them. and that is a non magical example, there could be dozens of mystical methods, including working on designs to methods to destroy the golems in places with weak leylines.
also there is other issues with the plan. the plan will definitely work for a few years, but then the golems will break from constant use of theri parts. wear and tear. let us not forget hostile magical fauna, dagnerous weather, and even rogue magical effects. and then there are accidents, the golems breaking after an unexpected collision or from a clumsy mail pony dropping a piano on them.
the drones will begin to die off eventaully.
put simply there is no long lasting, definitive countermeasure. eventaully someone will find a way around the golem drones, or worse, find a way to destroy them. i can already think of one. smaller drones with the soul purpose of self destructing after making contact with the golems in question.
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All of which can be countered.
In the The Chase verse, those hostile to the idea of world peace are a small minority.
A very small minority compared to the much bigger picture.
Since I know the situation and what is going on, AND YOU DON'T, I have a pretty good idea of what will work here.
With the framework that I CREATED this works. It is a stopgap that pacifies the world until a much larger threat is revealed. And then something else will happen. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
So again, you don't know what you are talking about.
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This will be answered later.
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*shrug*
If that's what you really want, then good for you.
I'm not one to judge.
5271745 within the contex of the information i am aware of i do. and if the minotaurs were any indication, a surface appearance can be a total lie.
not to mention the mirror walkers. who knows what they are getting themselves into.
5271766 Blast it. Hopefully by the time I catch up it'll have been answered.
The "f"
we must kill it until it's dead. Death to the "f!"
Happy toyp hunting my friend.