How far will one stallion run to escape what pursues him?
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Pretty Pink Pony Provokes and Punishes Pouty Phantom
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Probably posthaste.
Potentially problematic.
Penultimate Power Ponies.
Missing " at the beginning of the paragraph.
“It doesn’t want me sticking it in my forehead. I can hear it inside my head… my touch is burning it and making it feel unclean and dirty because of my mud pony taint.”
That's actually sort of sad, in a "I'll smash your soul into only rather small pieces." way.
Off course, if grampa continues misbehaving, I can think of some other places we could put the horn...
Pina is as Pina does.
Well yeah, Pina doesn't have a horn or fingers or even a wang to put the One Ring on.
No appendages, no temptation.
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She could slide it over her ear.
6576775 we could do your 'goth' pumpkin cake gig and pierce her ear, and just teleport the ring into her ear.
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Naw, Pina is too pink and cheerful for that.
This whole thing feels like an intentional test of Sentinel and the next generation. There are things like sound barriers that could have stopped some of the evesdropping but they werent used. Most of the ponies would have been aware of those listening in but did nothing. They weren't stopped at all, not even an attempt. It doesn't add up.
Yes, Bucky wanted a better life for Sentinel. He wants a better life for all of his children. But he also named Sentinel his heir. By that very fact, it was always going to be Sentinel's job to "do the stupid things that need doing when no-one else can or will".
Again, this whole thing is a coming of age/rite of passage test for the next generation.
Also, Pina is stronger than she or Sentinel truly realize. She just knocked a lunar pegasus on his arse. I think the fact that Pina already hosts a spirit of knowledge (or was it wisdom?) is protecting her from the horn.
Diamond Tiara's increasingly colorful vocabulary is highly amusing. Definitely too much time around Berry and Barley... or not enough.
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Aha Admission!
finally, admission!
out of context, but whatever.
I new it.
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Yeah, That's true, not grim enough, not really that kind of pony.
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Huh, didn't think pony ears were that flexible, then again I dunno the scale we're talking about here so yeah, that works.
Oh! Or have it smelted into a shoe, like Ripples!
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Diamond Tiara hangs out far too often with those Bitters foals... it gives Rarity fits. Uncouth, darling!
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And she's about to go spend summer with the Apples too. While not as colorful as the shetlanders/Bitters household, it's not going to improve things any.
Nothing to say on the other things I commented on in my post?
I...have...no...words...
Sombra´s Horn: Neither do I, pathetic human !
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This was not an intentional test. Just wait for it...
That said, there is a pony that is staying with Bucky and his family that might have influenced events just a tiny bit. But nopony knows that she did that.
such a nice poem of doom
6576746 the one ring changes size at need.... it would go around her hoof just fine.
Piña likes tea
Maud likes rocks and teapots
Illuminate confirmed
6576934 It was the Fate sister.
Cause didn't they say that Sentinel was to be the one to 'destroy Sombra's fell Shadow'?
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Yes they did.
Oh sure, the ring is willing to taint a human but not an earth pony, you stooped to a new low kudz.
6576746 yes, because it goes from a lord of destructions finger that is lile 8 inches wide to a hobbit finger if like .25 an inch, so it obviously won't fit on a pony's anything.
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Not a Ringer. Hated the movies. Don't Care.
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1. whats a ringer?
2. haven't seen movies. (I need to do that)
3. yet you said something in the first place.
6578242 Ringer Lord of the -rings- ring = ringer. You like LOTR, thus, you are a Ringer.
I preferred the books.
Thanatos appeared to be dropping in his two cents on the subject instead of trying to make you look like an idiot.
Also, I would love to see Bucky start designing the old WWI Trenchpot helmets the British-American forces used. I would die of laughter if that happened.
6578436 Ohhhhhhhhh...
Also, why? I would think the standard Jerry helmet would be far funnier. Although, a french style uniform is great too. Hehe, i have many terrible ideas now.
6578461 Because, the thought of seeing a pony in a trenchpot Helmet is worth dying for, in my opinion. Yeah, the Stalhelm looks cool as fuck, but I didn't like the French helmets (which, if you think about it, were just British helmets with the french emblem on them.).
If it had to be French, I'd give them the Officer's hat. If they had to b German, it'd be either the Stalhelm with the German Reichsadler (Double-headed 'Imperial Eagle') or the Stalhelm's they gave the Volksgrenadiers. Those things were pretty hilarious too.
Also, Given that they're different races, but still the same species, would it be racism, or speciesm? In the case of the pones.
6578481 i said uniform, not hat.
And they are multiple races of equine, so racism.
6578487 The french uniforms were still pretty hilarious, I'll give you that.
Racism is a thing. Huh.
Also, I picked the British Trench-pots because, in my mind, I see a pony with a blonder-than-my-skin mane with that same trench-pot helmet on, speaking in a Welsh accent, and tossing around orders along the lines of 'We have orders ta' move. An' no, I dinnae why.' or 'Drop the feckin' crutches an' RUN, ya useless bastards!' with a Lee Enfield in hand.
So much yes.
6578502 yay!
And i think along the lines of Patton, oh the glorious son-of-a-bitch.
6578508 Y'know, if the ponies did have at it like WWI, I think they'd have at it with the dragons in general instead of any of the other races. 'Cause, and correct me if i'm wrong, the Griffon's got their shit kicked in and then rehabilitated, the Diamond Dogs went right with the Griffons, the Minotaur's got DESTROYED and then made friends, The Mirror Travellers haven't done anything particularly damaging -yet-, and Sombra is going to have it handed to him, mark my words.
Ripple and Sentinel took a dip in my respect list due to how things went around them. But Pina... Pina's a shooting star. Climb higher, pink horse!
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Not all unicorns believe this. This is someone making the assumption that all unicorns are like Canterlot unicorns, which they are not.
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I never said it would be Bucky
at this point I don't want to make assumptions
Sentinel does get slapped too much. I wonder if there's a cosmetic condition that becomes visible from being slapped too much?
I think she would carry the ring without any trouble at all. Probably wear it as an earring and then toos it without a care in the world.