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Really.
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Really really. <--- Click that!
...One of the most powerful magical focusing gems in the world is about to have a sugar rush. Also, I now demand a chapter where we see Luna walk in on that teachers class and start lighting her farts on fire. And to have eaten a meal that would make them particularly big and raunchy as all Tartarus.
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I wonder if even Pinkie will be able to keep up with her.
This would be The Funniest Fucking Thing... also, for a big gassy meal, a nice big bowl of meatless chili with multiple types of beans makes for a good start.
5368003 That was going to be my exact comment. You know what? I'm doing it anyway.
Really?
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I laughed at that so hard i nearly cried. it was so stupid but so brilliant. yes puns are a easy way at quick jokes but they still are great
Behold, Rainbow Dash.... The most dreaded combination on earth... A foal and copious amounts of sugary goodness!
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A heartbroken foal that lost her parents and her whole family that is now loaded with sugar.
5368072 Spoilsport...
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Maybe some Authentic Shetland Islands cooking, along with a big ol' helping of freshly made sauerkraut(OMFG, Can't believe I spelled that right first try and I hate the shit), extremely greasy onion rings with the strongest onions possible. And some extremely spicy food, maybe put some Ghost Pepper Extract in the Chili, to top it all off to make it even worse.
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Barley, I need a favour... I need to you blow a load of spunk where the sun don't shine.
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Light that fart on fire and it might as well be napalm.
So, the way shit usually goes down is this is the prolonged calm before the storm, even the whole changeling thing was rather tame than we're use to.... but soon. :D Someone is going to bleed!! Juuuuust wait for it.
Bill Neigh the religious... gay? I got nothing. Get back to me on that.
Also, Bucky has little to worry about. Babies are why quickies exist.
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5368088 I demand a Chapter with Luna's "Ass Blaster 1000"
TYYYYPOOOOS
Wow, griffons and squirt out cubs quick [not needed ?]
Derpy threw herself down overt the table [over]
In addition. Yes I can see Luna showing up, hiking her tail up and firing up a big one and burning his mane off.
You know what I just realized, some of us are having a conversation about a Cartoon Pony Princess Lighting the most rancid of farts on fire inside a classroom like it is the most normal thing in the world... And I really see no problems with it. Should I be worried?
i really hope the result of Loch Skimmer's tattling is a timeout for her and a live demonstration of proper fart-lighting procedures and safety by Princess Luna.
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Why a time out for Loch?
This. The whole "i'm telling the immortal goddess you were mean to me" thing. Not sure how the family is going to handle that. Timeout would be more of a token punishment for making that kind of threat. I'm just hoping that Luna's reaction will be hilarious and very straightforward in rebuking Bill Neigh for accusing Loch for "slandering" her.
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Griffonholm will be tough to beat - I have a hard time imagining Twilight or Bucky exposing themselves in a way that would leave them this vulnerable again and indiscriminately cut loose in retaliation... out of the hundred thousand plus griffons that Twilight killed with her solar flares and gunpowder silo explosions, there must have been at least a few thousand civilian casualties in the servant, artisan and other non-combat classes... and even among the combatants, Lugus must not have been the only one who had principles. I'm actually surprised Twilight has not suffered some form of acute PTSD from dwelling on that... IIRC, she has not really considered that yet and part of the reason Bucky insisted to take credit for the flares was making sure Celestia would not rake Twilight about it.
Imagine the earful Twilight will get when the truth eventually reaches Celestia's ears.NVM, forgot she told her in #341 and Celestia barely batted an eye.5368326
Luna is very very good at putting broken ponies back together.
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Loch Skimmer is the most laid back and well rounded of the entire tribe besides Berry Punch.
If anypony deserves a free pass it's Loch Skimmer.
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hmmm... yeah i can see that. Still looking forward to Luna's reaction.
I'm late to the party, but was this intetional?
Or did you mean mortal?
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Moral. Ha ha funny.
Kinda psyched that this is only 12-14 chapters away from the million mark.
While I find myself amused by Bill Neigh, I find myself illogically furious that you made him an anti-fun professor! Bill Nye's whole thing was that he was fun! He made SCIENCE! fun and interesting and approachable. His counterpart being a bit of a butt-face is... grating to say the least. Otherwise, solid chapter.
Since I haven't commented on it previously, I've got to say that I find the whole Discord / Fluttershy situation a bit... weird. And not a good weird. Not really a bad weird either, but still.
Thistle having that much trouble with a foal this early on is... worrisome. I know that she won't die due to her foal (The Fates and all), but this is sorta scary.
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Point one, Why the hell is Bill Neigh teaching political science? not only is Bill Nye and respected scientists in science community but his MLP character is obviously a science professor. having him teach political science is akin to having the Pope teach evolution. I say that because of my second point. he must be teaching the old curriculum, the whole religious our monarchy is Manifest Destiny BS seems like something the nobles would be shaving down there indoctrinated's throats.
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That works: bore them to death.
5368326 Wha? I never specified who would bleed. :P
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Let's hope that Glass Slipper never goes to Sugar Cube Corner. OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!
Pinkie: Here, try this!(Shoves Germane Chocolate Cake into Glass Slippers mouth.)
She starts shaking
RD: OH CELESTIA! NOT AGAIN!!! RUN!!!!!!!
Lol
luna should light one right in in front of the teachers face and shout
"hows that for slander?"
and then walk away like nothing happened leaving behind a confused teach.
and better yet have it happen in the middle of class.
Sweet Celestia... Red alert red alert
This is not a drill I repeat this is not a drill
We have a possibility of 2nd pinkie, I repeat Glass Slipper is a possible 2nd pinkie.
Right, cause the only solution to the situation boning put you in, is more boning.
RD: WE HAVE A DEFCON 4 LEVEL SUGAR BOMB! I REPEAT, DEFCON 4!
high reproductive rates means low lifespans.
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Not always.
Griffons can live a long life when they don't die from violence.
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Maybe it's a clue?
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I figured as much, but the outrage is still there. HE MUST BE MIRRIORVERSE BILL NEIGH!!!! :P
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So I asked myself, how do I drop a clue that something is terribly wrong in a situation.
Wait, I said to myself, I know... I have an evil plan.
Bill Neigh.....
Shouldn't he be a science teacher?
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No, she is a foal that focuses the energy of magic and makes it stronger and more potent. She just got juiced on... depending on the size of the glass I'd say six Hershey bars? worth of chocolate. All that energy absorbed and re-purposed into magic. Id say she would be like Pinky Pie after six espressos.
I wonder if Bill Neigh is one of the Kombucha Mushroom People
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Abusing your teacher with threats of an immortal monarch that you happen to have special privilege access to is NOT free-pass material. He didn't do anything particularly wrong. If he'd done something bad, that would be justifiable - but detention for being crass in class and then continuing to be disruptive after the first infraction? No, that's normal. Expected, even.
Loch Skimmer is purely in the wrong here, Kudzu. She has vocally abused the relationship she has with Luna with what she said there. "I'm going to go get one of the rulers of our nation on you because you gave me normal detention for a normal reason!" That's being spoiled, and putting yourself above your classmates. If he doesn't want to incur an unpleasant visit from Luna, Loch has to be untouchable barring something extremely serious. Regardless of whether she meant to or not (she didn't), the fact remains that this is the result.
I've seen this often, and dealt with it just as often. The "I'm going to go get someone higher up on the ladder than you because you did something you were supposed to and I don't like it." creates a massive imbalance in authority and disrupts the system in place to keep things from getting out of hand. Now the teacher has no authority over Loch Skimmer in most cases unless he's assured he did nothing wrong and that there is no verbal or literal punishment coming his way. In real life, this would mean the class would start trying to buddy up with Loch, and those who do things they shouldn't would be handled lighter by the teacher, afraid of upsetting a friend of Loch, even if she'd never ever try to bring Luna into it again - out of fear that she might.
This is, again, not free-pass material. This is corrective punishment material, and should be used as an example for all the family's foals. "Kids, unless the matter is very serious, do not wield the authoritative might and threats of royal intervention by your family members at your teachers."
If anything, just letting it happen and telling her what she did wrong would be the best thing: It'd show everyone that the royal family isn't going to march in on anyone who appropriately punishes their foals within the scope of their authority and job position. It'd also show the other students that the foals of the royal family are also foals just like them, and not to be treated extra-special or fearfully - which is the natural response and would hinder social interaction.
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Not to be a stickler but, technically, its not the chocolate that causes problems.
Dark chocolate, basically pure chocolate without the boat load of sugar added, would most likely make the kid gag or spit it out cause of the bitter taste as it doesn't inherently share in sugar's effects.
Milk chocolate on the other hand, the kind stuffed with ungodly amounts of sugar in each bar, or worse Nesquick mixes (aka liquid, concentrated sugar) would leave the kid a sugary mushroom cloud waiting for a place, or clueless adult *cough* Rainbow *cough*, to blow away.
Bill neigh. Oh. My. Gawd.
Since nobody's done it yet...
I had a coughing fit when I read Bill Niegh.
6337634 Ditto.
Also, thank you for the Fluttercord fluff.