How far will one stallion run to escape what pursues him?
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Damn those typos!
And here's Bucky's next project...improving the quality of hospital food.
tray.
Sentinel learns what a loaded question and gets perfect marks on responding.
I can't remember if I've asked this before or not, but why is it after having time to view things in Equestria as they are, why the mirror travelers haven't simply tried to live peacefully? They should clearly be able to see that, even with all it's faults, it's much better than their world. I would think at this point the idea that "We could just stay here without violence" would pop into their minds. Are they simply incapable of seeing any other path at this point?
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They don't trust alicorns and they are all rather mad. Mad as in crazy. They're willing to live in peace, but only after they have killed the alicorns.
I mean, you can go to any public library and see that Luna turned into Nightmare Moon... so valid reasons!
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And apparently enslaving the earth ponies, amongst other... less than desirable acts.
Edit: Also if they don't trust alicorns, why do they follow the Night Stallion if he is one also?
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Yes... they are shocked that the mud ponies don't know their place in Equestria. Clearly a sign of failed leadership by any sane and rational mind. And in other countries, like Trottingham, the mud ponies are actually part of the ruling class!
Something is WRONG!
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They don't trust Equestrian alicorns. The Night Stallion was just a pegasus that killed Nightmare Moon.
See the difference there?
Strange alicorn, known alicorn, the devil you know vs the devil you don't...
Seriously. You almost killed Celestia's first daughter. Did any of you really expect to get out of this alive?
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Celestia's not in a good position to slip up and make a mistake. Last time she did that, a section of Canterlot was turned into a gas and poured into the atmosphere.
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I find it funny they hate Earth Ponies so much since wasn't it Nightmare Moon who first started that line of thinking? So apparently they do listen to the alicorns. Something is wrong indeed, though it's certainly not with this Equestria.
That last bit was rather depressing. Far too much has change for and happened to Buckminster Bitters, far too often has he had to make hard decisions and do terrible things, and still he continues to give of himself to others
When I read of him leaving those messages for his children to find after he is gone I felt my heart sink like a stone into a frozen lake, and what he endured in Tartarus should have broken his mind.
His will... is one in a million.
Don't take him away from his children, let him grow old with his wives, see his grandchildren...
You know, sometimes I wonder how much average ponies have changed in the world, the ponies who simply live their lives, background ponies that we haven't yet introduced to the story. I don't necessarily want anymore characters, I'm simply wondering what their lives were like. Hundreds of thousands forced into an awful situation for the necessity of change, scrounging up what life they can have. Just a thought.
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Aye, she isn't. But if the first law of nature is survival, the second is not to fuck with a mother's kids.
Also, with her situation Celestia feels a tad like Genryuusai Yamamoto.
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He'd have an easier time never killing again.
Hmm... can Tourmaline's juice heal cavities? Because if it can, then she stands to create a nice drug deal system: see cuteness until your teeth hurt, feed Tourmaline love, get teeth fixed, repeat.
5465367 Sad but true. its probably some unwritten universal law that hospital food has to be horrible quality.
So, is it here that we suddenly find out that typos were the shadow stallion all along?
Did Celestia just go shogun on us?
"The Solar guard are not there to protect Celestia, the guard are there to protect her ponies from Celestia."
Loved that line, priceless.
Rooby Roo Roesn't rike rypos.
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but NMM was NM forces possessing Luna...
5465629 I stayed for a couple of weeks with my father at the hospital and, I swear for Celestia, not only they manage to make ANYTHING taste like styrofoam, but all the restaurants around the hospital make food with the same flavour.
Or, maybe, the flavour takes time to disappear.
Really, how can a cook manage to make a juicy beef tastes like shit ?
5466391 idk. Had my appendix taken out when I was thirteen, and the only flavor in the hospital was from the cherry jello the forced down my throat. They gave me steak and our conversation was as follows;
"okay... I'll have the jello back now."
"But you threw up when you ate it..."
"And your point is?"
"....the food here sucks. We feed sick people bad tasting food and wonder why they throw up."
"Hey, I didn't-......... *blaughraruagh* ..........help?"
And then the nurse started to laugh. Appendectomies typically make you feel sick after though, the food was what I imagine fried skunk ass tastes like. It wasn't even bland. Bland I can handle for months on end, but that...*shudder* that was pure evil on a plate.
5466902 Funny thing: I LOVE biscuits. With all my heart. And that came from the time when my mother was recovering after my brother´s birth. While I was there, she gave me some biscuits from the hospital. I can´t even remember what kind of biscuits were, but, ´till there, it was the most delicious thing I ever ate !
5466908 biscuits are the only food any hospital has down to a science. They gave me biscuits to try calm my stomach after the skunk butt steak and it was seriously the best biscuit I have ever eaten. Besides my great grand mother's homemade biscuits. Then... They brought in food for my brother that was like... Master chef made chicken spiced and seasoned to perfection, marinated for twelve hours. I sat there with a scowl on my face glaring at the cook that brought it for my "concerned" brother. Then it was free of charge for the "concerned young man".
This reminds me of something from a comedian whose name escapes me at the moment. He said that before you say something you should ask yourself three questions:
"Does this need to be said?"
"Does this need to be said by me?"
"Does this need to be said by me now?"
If the answer to any of those is no, then shut your mouth. I find it is a good starting point, especially when what you are about to say may be hurtful or offensive.
5466391 Oh yeah. i had double pnumonia for a while and was hospitalized for a week, and first, they wouldnt let me eat anything for about 3 days, then when i was allowed to eat, they would only give me hospital food, that was fried plastic basicly. i chipped a tooth trying to eat the blasted chicken.. I ended up bribing a nurse to bring me a papa johns pizza. best pizza i ever had.
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I worked in a hospital's pharmacy for a few weeks and got free lunch at the cafeteria. It was actually pretty good. Except for everything that was yellow. Tasteless mashed potatoes, heavily clotted vanilla sauce or overcooked yellow paprika, those were terrible.
On the other hand, in another hospital I was because of an operation, the food was ok I guess, but the delivery system was messed up. You are supposed to eat to get stronger again, but then they give you stuff you don't like or that is too fat and heavy in your state of health. They always gave me beef or pork, even though I had said I wanted the vegetarian dish, the fish or the poultry. And coffee. Always gave me coffee even though I always ordered tea.
Finally, Celestia takes action.
5464899 Why change that? He could just rearrange distribution so that his enemies are fed horrible hospital food while they eat exquisite, savory foods and the enemy will want to defect and therefore of their own volition end the conflict between them and War.
I have to say I REALLY like the idea of Celestia being super powerful, but constantly having to hold back. It makes a lot of sense actually.
Also good job on the Hospital Food! It always amazes me just how terrible Hospital Food is in terms of neutrition. They have people who specialize in it for Legal Reasons, BUT they do NOT have to follow through on ANYTHING said by those health experts! It's INSANE!!
Theory: buckminster is going to die but he will not stay dead somehow he will come back