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Tea over coffee, I just don't like the taste of coffee. Also, I'm a morning person, so waking up has never really been a problem for me.
I don't really like the taste of either. I start the day with a cold glass of milk.
This story was all I could think of when I was reading this. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/177444/everypony-talks
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Chocolate milk is awesome. So is strawberry milk.
And mango milk is delicious.
6893931 Technically I'm the basest of the base, I'm a water person. You coffee and tea drinkers mess up the best drink out there.
I prefer soda - something that actually tastes GOOD! Coffee is disgusting and tea is nothing but bitter and hot water. ick!
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That's not true! You've been drinking the wrong tea!
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Come and drink the water that comes out of my faucet. It has things swimming in it and a layer of silt will appear in the bottom of your glass. Plus, it tastes great.
I like both coffee and tea. Tea can be calming but coffee is good in the morning.
I'm Scottish, Whisky all the way (or Whiskey if you're Irish or American, and therefore wrong), preferably in the form of a Hot Toddy
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OK - I will qualify my original statement to be limited to most black teas and black tea derivatives. I will on occasion drink various rooibos if there's nothing else, or I'll drink good, old fashioned southern tea where if the spoon don't stand up on its own, you don't have enough sugar!
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Aye, whiskey, tae drink o' auld fishy boxes, iodine, and a wee smidge of pepper.... just enough to make yer breeks all mingy.
6893995 If I remember correctly Kudz said that the story is half over.
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Tea is like any other drug of choice. You can't buy cheap tea and expect to get anything out of it.
You don't buy cheap weed and expect to get high. You don't buy Mexican brownstone and expect for it to knock you on your ass like China white. You don't buy a bottle of Thunderbird or Night Train and expect to enjoy it like a bottle of Hennessy. I am always amazed by people who dislike tea who try some of mine... the look on their face... the way their eyes light up... watching them do a full body shudder of pleasure.
Most people who hate tea have only ever tried common blends like Celestial Seasonings, which is downright vile and gag inducing.
That's an odd typo.
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I'm not sure where Hot Toddy translates to the Whisky drink that causes you to shart, but dude, you did just give a lecture on drinking/doing good drugs of choice.
Glenfiddich, Bowmore, Glenlivet, and if I've got the money once in a blue moon, The Macallan. (You'll note that most of those are Speyside Whiskies, and that's because those are the best whiskies)
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Billy Connolly has this bit about drinking whiskey and how it causes you to ramble incomprehensibly while pissing your pants.
He includes a line very similar to the one I typed, but longer and more vulgar. It's hilarious.
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Fairy Nuff, I've never seen that skit in particular, but it definitely sounds like Billy Connolly.
PS: I may need a recipe for proper southern tea, especially if you say it makes peoples eyes light up with joy and delight, tea to me is just another source of Caffeine to be drunk when thirsty, and I haven't actually enjoyed it for a long while (ever since my sugar was replaced with artificial sweetener, curses on my Brother).
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Southern tea is gross and disgusting. Yuck. That's not tea.
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It's the longest. The stats are bugged. Go look under the longest story tab.
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Almost two years now?
6894149 There's not much to it- boil a large pot of water with 3-4 mint or orange spice tea bags. Fill the bottom of a large pitcher with sugar, pour in the hot tea, and fill the rest of the way with water. Stir it up and stick it in the fridge. Change things around till you like it and prepare to make another pitcher about every 3 days for a Texan family during summer, lol.
6894152 But how do you survive summer without it???
Also, use decent tea. Anything but Lipton...
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Jasmine green tea... ICED.
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So long as it's not Vodka, Leeks, or Courgette, I'll try any derivative once. In those previous examples once was enough to keep me from trying them in any other form.
There is only one way to end this argument. Bring me a gallon of triple espresso and one thirsty Pinkie Pie.
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You monster...
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You mean uisge bheatha, correct?
Spelling might be off. It's been a few years....
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That's one of the two spellings, it's where Whisky/Whiskey originates (Irish vs Scottish Gaelic).
You'll impress me if you translate it.
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Water of life, of course.
I used to be able to say, "Ta ghalige orm," and be telling the truth. Not so much anymore.
I hate both tea and coffee.
I am a mother fucking rebel!!!!
(chugs down a glass of milk, like a rebel!!!)
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You earn my high five good sir, and now I'm gonna go listen to the Battlefield band for their song "The Devil Uisge Bheatha" because all this talk of Whisky has made me nostalgic for a song about Highland Raiders, the Evils of Hard Whisky, and Incompetent Tax-men
Who knew Twilight could one-up not only her former teacher, but Luna as well?
It is the end of the Tea Party!
Anyone but Trump! And Hillary! The Hair and the Scare! The titles are interchangeable! Isn't that neat?
6894374 Ditto. Milk is for the rebels who protest the traditionalists and the ne' erdowells. He who drinks milk doesn't even have to prepare the pot, it is cold and refreshing within a few seconds, which a rebel only has while running from the traditionalists who are mad that he spoiled thier one hour long tea party and the rabble rousers for messing up thier riot. Milk is for the young of heart who has no time for the whims of society.
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Milk could be seen as the drink of perverts... depending upon if they drink it from the source.
6894374 MILK the-artifice.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/clockwork_orange_br_event_main_converted.jpg
as for myself? tea, don't like coffee too much, drink it (i'm bucky) but not the black local one (to dame strong)
6893995 welcome to the endless trip, the train left long time ago, but there is no final stop yet
6894468 That could kill a man!.......
mainyl cause the cow could kick your head and you could die.
6894468 true, but is there much difference? Whether it comes out of flesh or a carton, it is still the same product :3
I drink around half a gallon of coffee every day. The extremely dark stuff. Does that make me an extreme "rabble rouser"? I do have this name for a reason as I'm known to cause insanity at times.
Neigh! You are all wrong! The true drink for a true man is two pounds of solidified spaghetti. You put the whole cube in your mouth and swallow without chewing, and prey to the almighty and powerful spaghetti monster.
I'm for tea, coffee takes longer to prepare to be drinkable (black coffee is suicide). Though when it comes to tea, we have chai, sweet, mango, orange, mandorin, and so much more (the first 2 are my personal favorites [though the second is a Texas/Mexican only thing{somehow}])
6894074 I recommend you come down to Texas, we have real tea, we have Iced tea, lots of different kinds too. And if you want hot tea, our Starbucks has many unique offers (going out of state is hell)
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*died of heart attack*
coffee? tea? i say neither!
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*You begin to feel the Bern.
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They could just have water...
:T
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I always start my mornings with mate