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Then shag her in a different room, Twi.
I sometimes feel like there is a sitcom laugh track playing in the background.
Problems with the marriage already? Oh well... at least Twilight got laid, right?
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That was intentionally careless wording.
Because it's funnier that way.
5338118 Careless working you say?
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There should be. Especially during the really dark and gritty moments.
Poor Twilight. Bucky is enjoying her discomfort. And making minotaur jokes.
Sounds like WWI is making itself known in this universe...biological warfare? *shudder*
Hmmmm.... Unwanted relatives over after the wedding.... GET BUSY!!! They either want to make sure babies are being made or they'll get the hint and leave. either way pay them no mind.
As for kids..... Yes thats a tough one... my oldest is 4 and still likes to sleep in our bed, I work nights so we get maybe two night a week at most, and theres only me and my wife. Id hate having to have to accomodate a third person's schedule. I guess having the kids stay at Grandma and Grandpa's on the weekends are the best solution for that, luckily they have a nice pair in walking distance.
Its really messed up how Bucky can switch from teasing big brother to wise father in less than a second.
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Zebras are not above whipping out the voodoo that they do, placing their enemies in deep doodoo.
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This will make him an endearing headmaster.
........... for somre inexplicable reason i am imagining that twilight is going to run into chrysalis when she gets to the palace. either because chrysalis was about to attack celestia in desperation or was forced to go to her for aid, only to find herself sitting in an empty throne room. just akwardly waiting.
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Hoof rot, withering hands, black lung, burning itch. Just a few ideas for diabolical afflictions.
5338138 Of course, it's going to get worse, isn't it? Big Daddy is trying to wipe out everything like it's his personal Etch-A-Sketch.
I would imagine rules are implace preventing him from just waving a hoof and making everything go away.
I do like Twilight's suggestion of locking Celestia and Luna in a room together...I'd suggest the moon, for the safety of all life in Equestria.
5338118 My first reaction to that: What, why? Because the books are watching? Also, whaaat?
Had to read that a few more times before it made any sense
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Nope, just Raven, who has the authorisation to run everything in Celestia and Luna's absence.
Chrysalis comes later.
5338191 just saying it would be humorously awkward.
though raven iw probably half way to a total breakdown by now.
Twilight, Bucky has the perfect spell for threesomes. Hell, Celestia even made it. Just ask one of them for it.
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We call it "Super Drip."
It causes a substance not unlike glue to constantly dribble from the urethra.
It also has the unpleasant side effect of penile flatulence!
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OK this fic went from gore to pure Horror.
good chapter, Twi is dense like hell... but it will hit her
will be funny watching her lecture bucky about self body modification using forbidden arts
but we also have Luna and Celestia doing the same
princess trifecta
the wingslaping will be EPIC
just realized that the bucky claw thing kind reminds me of something i had been working on. idea that earth ponies can, to a degree, use magic, if in a more mechanical way, crafting items and inscribing runes to convert their energy into magical effects. albeit it is somewhat lost art.
I'm betting Twilight did notice Bucky's new limb but is so used to his insanity she just shrugged it off and went "well at least it's not a doomsday device".
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Yep! Because inflicting horrible diseases on your foes is fine, whereas a bullet is too unfair and monstrous to allow to exist. You see, an invisible malignant disease, causing a horrible long-term death to you and everyone you know, that can be in the very air you breathe is fine, but only having to draw a bead on someone in order to shoot them is too easy. I mean anyone can just kill anyone else! As long as they have access to the weapon. Definitely totally different from biological warfare.
The Chase's Equestria!
Or, to be specific, the Fate's affect on Equestria, at least for now.
Maybe they just haven't caught up yet.
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The diseases are curable. All one has to do is surrender. Bullets tend to be fatal. There is a difference, speaking from a character viewpoint.
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also the aplication of curses and diseases need relative professionals. With guns you could March an army of child soldiers out to fight and have a reasonable chance of winning. Such things should not be allowed.
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I see.
Well, I guess it certainly seems kinder, except in the interim where it's less kind. Especially since everyone who uses them believes they are right and just and good and if their opponents simply surrender it would be better for everyone. A coercive disease, that spreads misery, could be so easily abused by a tyrant. Simply infect the enemy until they agree to whatever the tyrant wants. Of course, for that matter, he could also use guns or sheer brute muscle to do the same thing, although it would require more effort on his part to use those weapons.
Determining which is worse might be like asking which is a worse lie: a half truth, or an outright lie.
...some more wisdom for Twilight. While open communication is the first step in a healthy love life, part of that is understanding your partners. Flash Sentry will be overwhelmed, a guy like that is gonna feel he needs to do it all. His shortcomings -snerk- will chip at his confidence. He will harbor self doubt and try to hide his inadequacies. Rainbow on the other hand will wreak that confidence in an atempt to hide her own, she probably still feels like an outsider wanting to prove herself.
I recommend TwI take advantage of her Alicorn stamina to let them work out those inadequacies. Let them pleasure her, take the focus off sharing Flash and let the two share Twi instead. Then Flash and Rainbow can work out what's left with one another. Let them use that pent up rivalry on each other to best effects. At the end of the day physical love is just another way of communicating love for one another. Unless it's open and honest true feelings arnt being shared. And if Love isn't shared it withers and dies. Fortunately Twi is a master at communication and deplomacy (when she's not spazing out) and should be able to mediate a three way conversation -snrk- rather well. It will just take time...
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Chrysalis: Did... Did I need an appointment? Should I have sent a messenger ahead? Do I need to come back later?
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Throne Guard: Mmmmhh mmhhhhmm mmmm (We told her to come back after the Holidays but she insisted on waiting.)
5338136 Oh no...you, too, made the fatal mistake of allowing your children to sleep in your bed !?
WE´re doomed. That simple.
And I demand a lost chapter to Twilie´s herd !!!! Specially if it is for her first time AND for their first time together !!!!
- Twilie, look, talons !
- The sun is shining....
-Twilie, T-A-L-O-N-S !
- That cofee is very nice...
- For Celestia´s balls...I magically infused a new hoof, arm, talon, whatever in my stump...after using such stump to silly fuck Berry !
- Yeah, I agree, Celestia have such big balls.
- What ?
- What ?
- You know what, nevermind, Twilie.
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The Bocors have total and complete control over the practitioners of vodun. They are schooled individuals who are mostly healers, but have the capability of using their talents for other purposes. Fuck with a zebra witch doctor and you will likely get bombed with poison joke dust and left humiliated. They'd offer to cure you, fix you right up, but it would require an apology and maybe a little begging and pleading.
Guns on the other hand you could put in the talons or hands of any griffon or minotaur or diamond dog and then have them mindlessly kill using this weapon with no discipline, control, or reason behind it.
The ideology is the problem here, one is a well controlled practice the other is mindless killing.
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Less ideology, since that is usually ignored during times of survival.
It's a matter of survival itself. Give bloodthirsty idiots the power to fight without effort, and they will rampage and become unstoppable in time. Keep tight control over power itself, and who wields it, and you have a useful tool to protect yourself and your people.
Essentially, no one's perfect - but you want the people who are best-suited to be wielding power to wield it. Wise, intelligent, level-headed, forward-thinking, won't use it easily, but won't hold back until the job is done once they need to.
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The problem is how condescending it is to dictate that our means of power is EVIL while yours are 'kind' and GOOD by comparison. Ohhh sure we could betray our entire culture to dabble in your Plague magics, forgo decades and centuries of engineering progress made by our people for the sake of lowering ourselves to you. But when you have Alicorns and Unicorns on your side who can call down the Suns power to destroy cities, and openly call our ways EVIL it leaves us little choice. But don't expect us to take this lying down, some will fight, some will bow, but we will never forgive the shame, the humiliation that we feel.
~Leader of the Minos Revolutionists
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Actually, the Bocors could never betray their vows, even if they wanted to.
The Bocors exist in balance with the Sorcerers. Both groups work to keep the other in check. There are means to keep unicorns from going rogue, and being recognised as a Bocor means taking a geas, and if you betray your vows, you begin to strangle to death. There will be a lot more about this later, but Tradewinds and the Sea of Grass do not have the corrupt unicorn problem that Equestria does. They heavily restrict personal freedom of the sorts of beings that could create a plague or perform nuclear fission with their mind.
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Also, the Sea and Grass and Equestria are allies... I'm not sure I understand what you wrote, but you wrote it in such a way that it reads that they are enemies, which is not the case.
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Yes and thats all well and good from Equestrian and its allies because they share a similar culture. But compare to the old Griffon alliance having Witch doctors spread plague and curses instead of fighting, banning guns while magic is relatively unrestricted on the battlefield. I'd feel discriminated against, not to mention the only path left to us is to bow to the powers and surrender to their way of life or act independently and research technology in secret. I would feel like this was direct attack at my culture and to surrender is equal to losing all identity. as of now everything shows that the Equines have all the cards, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the Minos were developing some large scale weapons in secret that will match any spell the equine mages can produce, maybe even some BIG bombs.
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sorry I know it wasn't clear but I was defending the Minos separatists (rather anyone who is opposing the Tradewinds at this point).
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The griffons had alchemists. Powerful ones. They abandoned it for the most part. It was part of the art culture of Muninn.
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when were they abandoned? Was not the reason they were abandoned because they were weak when compared to the Warriors and mage of Equestria. If you are losing a cultural war with another country you can only do a few things. Embrace it and hope that your culture is strong and part of it survives, counter it with newer and better culture but this risks losing the traditions and the lessons of the past. Or you can block it, wipe it out keep it out and anything tainted by it should be gotten rid of. This is usually the tactic of those who rule based on cultural power. Those who stand to lose the most with the new culture. Griffons made the choice to abandon their civil culture rather than lose warriors culture.
It makes sense in a way if that was the only two choices left after the armistice. Without guns to fight against pony mages, the only way to fight them would be the mystics. And mystics are not warriors and do not deserve the rights as such. If anything Mystics are like pony mages. Culturally ponies should fear Griffon military might, how embarrassing is it that not only culturally, but also in terms of military power Griffons are neither feared or respected.
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Griffons were the aggressors. Does it matter if they feel discriminated against? They were already going to kill and eat people for no particular reason other than the fact they believed themselves superior. They have natural advantages over your common herbivore species. The herbivore species have magic in return to protect themselves with. The griffons having their natural advantages and THEN having guns is going too far. The same with the minotaurs. Physically superior to a pony, with an apparently warlike history and culture until recently. Equines have magic to protect themselves with. Minotaurs get guns, magic is now effectively useless.
The only way to keep the peaceful equine nations independent and safe instead of dead and raped is to ban guns with the force behind it being the gods themselves. There is no reason to be batting for the expansionist aggressors except some personal reason. Logic is against this argument. You are literally saying "Hey, this isn't fair to the bad guys." Which, I promise you, anyone with their head on straight doesn't care about. So there's a ban on guns? Great, this means the other races have their natural advantages and their standing armies, and the equines only have a few strong magic users to protect them and their gods who can't be everywhere at once. Yet this maintains the balance - if you were to repeal the ban on guns, then how long before the peaceful equines who desire harmony and unity and freedom and order all in one are in the yokes of foreign conquerors or on their dinner plates or chained to their beds? Literally the only thing otherwise preventing that all this time has been the presence of Celestia and Luna, and then just Celestia - through diplomacy, alliances, and the mythological threat of the force she wields, as well as the real threat that she could just stop raising the sun if she lost her ponies and kingdom and let the world die, in the back of their minds.
Honestly, the fact Celestia let past aggressors live at all is a merciful miracle and a chance that the griffons wasted. All she did was ban guns. She could have just wiped their species off the planet. I say there's no reason to complain at all. The peace-lovers are safe, there's a balance, there's defense for those who are not properly equipped to defend themselves. The ones who would undo that are typically just stuck off in the shadows wishing they could conquer and claim, but are denied, and life goes on. To give the others an advantage that cannot be surpassed except by the divine invites mutual destruction and is frankly plain stupid.
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Still, alchemy would give them an edge. It was the alchemists who refined the gunpowder, making it better.
But it was still seen as weakness.
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As far as the minotaurs go, most are horrified by guns. It's hurting their business, and they are a merchant culture. This is going to hurt a lot of corporations' reputations.
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Seems most are sensible. But in any whole there will be the warhawk idiots who want what isn't theirs to take or have, and will be stupid enough to shed blood for it when they don't even need it. Greed and pride rather than survival.
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I concur. There is no accounting for sapient stupidity.
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so the Lion evolved claws to tear through the tough hide of its prey, and thus the prey grew faster to out run the lion. This arms race has gone on since primordial times. Griffons are hunter, predators that share a diversity within its own genetics to facilitate rapid evolution. So the prey has evolved magic that protect it, what else is a predator to do? Magic is like biological technology since spells are developed, learned and taught. So why not evolve the ability to make technology to defeat the pony defences. It's what nature has always done. So why is it wrong for the predator to do such but not the prey?
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Alchemy like Magic are tools of the ponies and the inferior races. While useful it isn't something that should hold any power in a warrior culture. If the allies wish to lower themselves by furthering the development of it that on them not the Griffon empire.
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of course I'm going to disagree simply because there is another side to this. Every system needs checks and balances, every extreme needs a voice. In a free market Noone can stop true trade. If there is a market for it then someone must provide for it. And if someone is out there threatening our way of life, by stopping the free sale of goods then they need to be stopped. We Minor have grown complacent with our dealing. Like the ponies we do what we're told and follow blindly. But can you not see that they intent to lead us off a cliff. Soon our marketplace won't belong to us. It will belong to our competitors in Tradewinds, we filled their rules, we pay their taxes, bow to their gods! I SAY ENOUGH! !!
It appears that there is a bit of an Alicornundrum on Twilight's hooves... and Bucky's remaining ones.
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Ask that question when you're the prey. Nature is no longer the dominant consideration when sapience comes into play. Done.
i have seen the will grayson, will grayson quote and now my life is just a little bit complete