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Bucky hungers for milk, also funny brothel names? Whorse puns?
redundant?
extraneous apostrophe
Remember seeing a special on some news station a while back arguing the merits of widespread legalization of certain things that are mostly illegal. Prostitution being one of them. If I remember right in places where is is legal, you see a lot less of the problems that come with it in places where it is a crime.
I can certainly see where Valencia Orange is going with her proposal... Wait. is She Aunt Orange?
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The Winking Mare would be a good Brothel Name.
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Gonna be stallions there too.
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No. Just one of the many Oranges.
......... that line with rainbow dash did not sound like rainbow dash. questioning the logic of a children's book is more of a twilight sparkle thing.
The brothel doesn't have to smell like sex if they just install proper ventilation.
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Rainbow Dash is living with an egghead and becoming more of an egghead herself.
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The Radish Hunters Union.
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That is a waste of good air.
Collect the hot sexy smelling air, put it into containers, and sell Sex Air.
"Eeew this one smells like old ponies!"
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Advertisement: Buy Old Pony Musk. Good for keeping away unwanted guests like your In-Laws or door-to-door traveling salesponies.
Madam Orange of 'The Fruit Basket' delaget of 'Saddle Street', commonly referred to as the Red Lights District, your application for a liquor licence is approved. Your Brothel is approved for Hostess activities and bar service. The Liquor commission thanks your for your time and patronage.
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- I opened this one and smelled Granny Smith. Don't ask me how I know.
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She's married to Twilight Sparkle. When you've been in love and close to someone for a long time, especially after it's mutual - you start to change, slowly. Each becoming a bit more like the other, until you sort of meet towards the middle.
I'm fairly sure I've been a low-level psychopath most of my life, and my first answer in real life is to beat the ever-loving fuck out of anyone who offends me if I can get away with it. Then I settled down with a pacifist, and I'm having a great deal fewer outbursts of high violence and raging out.
In response, she's become somewhat less of a pacifist and does agree that a good number of people who've met my fists or various other implements have deserved it and will likely continue to.
Hopefully this example puts things into perspective for you.
Third paragraph, I think you refer to Violet Velvet as Twilight Velvet.
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Please refer to ep. 'Read it and Weep' Dash is just the type to be engaged by reading a good story and would be curious as to the ending, as not finishing said story was the plot of said episode. The fact that the foals were engaged by the book but were unable to finish it is troubling to her as the idea of not finishing a good book would trouble her. We often imprint our own quirks onto our children, and view things that would trouble us as troubling to our children.
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Bucky is a Coitosaurus Rex if you catch my meaning...
Just how many venereal diseases do ponies have? They really only seem to be bothered by this Drip.
5437817 I'm not really surprised you don't understand that people, or ponies, in a romantic relationship start taking on personality traits of their partner.
5437934 Probably there are others but since "The Drip" is pretty, err, obvious, pretty much on your face (well, not face, but you got the idea) that´s probably the reason it is the number one sexual problem.
5437937 more of how it was framed dude. instead of 'never realized how silly these thigns could be' it was more like 'i have never even heard of these children book things before'
everyone is making up names. guess i will make one up too then...
ehh... The Happy Escort?
i always liked the word "escort" better. it doesn't sound as degrading as whore or as clinical as prostitute
Ooooo~ A brothel. Filled with lovely escorts willing to go places normal ponies probably wouldn't want to go. Acting as both a sex house and a functioning Bar! Considering the magic, and intimidation some ponies hold over the town I wonder how many cases of Rape will be ensued. Also, what if the Mares get pregnant and are forced to have a foal live with the fact that their mother is a whore. :( Well, that's kind of depressing, lets get the stallions in here.
Rips off shirt
Party time, boys!
5437987 No, that was more "I never really thought about how different these books are when one has become an adult as opposed to when one is still a child."
Well, then let´s name it:
Happy Even After !
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I was thinking about two names:
The Salty Lick
or
The Hitching Post
5438166 Salt Lick, hands up. Heck, you can even say it´s not a brothel, but a bar where ponies gather to lick salt (in most ficks I read, salt licking is the equivalent of smoking to humans) !
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Salt Lick city?
Just call the place Desire.
Just not de ja vu....
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*ahem*
I like the Hitching post.
I mean who doesn't like getting tied up with rope.
5437824 so it is her just thinking about things she did not think about before, though saying it as if she never held a story book before?
...... rainbow dash has felt off since the gryphon arc to be honest. lacking her typical drive and energy. and i cannot tell if she is truly loyal to her other friends anymore. i want to think she threw herself at gryphons to protect all of her friends. yet at the same time she only showed concern for twilight after being slashed by a gryphon......
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She sustained a major head injury.
That can do things to you.
5438336 Sigh...let´s try it again.
So far, the only experience she had with books were with ADULT (not mature) books. Maybe juvenil books. Children books are different, and that is a new experience for her. I don´t know if you noticed, but Dash´s mini-arc is one of new experiences, learning new things, while she gets herself ready to have foals, while she learns how to be a real pegasus, it´s a arc of growing and CHANGING !!!! She will not be the same Dash as before. Heck, she´s already not the same !!!! She is afraid of being hurt, not ´cause of her, but ´cause what others may suffer due to her own injuries.
And if that´s not a proof of ultimost Loyalty, then I don´t know what is !
Oh, come on, at least try to organize your ideas ! It´s impossible to discuss things this way !
From the very little I understood from your statement, you´re saying (writing) that Dash wouldn´t throw herself to protect her firends, only to protect Twilie, ´cause love reasons, bla bla bla.
First, if you remember, that scene was a mess. Everything happening at the same time, none seeing anything, you got the idea. Twilie was the alpha target (along with Bucky, but that is irrelevant now) so she was the first to be attacked...and Dash was the first (being the fastest) to react to protect Twilie (LOYALTY AGAIN !!!!). If any of the others had been attacked the same way, and if Dash was still in fighting condition, she would do the same, but it was a OHKO for her. So, I don´t understand your complain here.
As ´bout being "off" since the gryphon incident..almost dying and almost seeing all your friends dying does this. This is no the same Dash of the show. she started like the one in the show but, like everything and everyone else, kudzu changed in a beautifull (yet gorefull) way those chars we love so they fitt, grows and breath in his story. They are not something set in stone, impossible to change. Wich is a funny thing since, in the show, those chars change, too. Sure, nothing too radical or gorefull (is that a world ?). But they change A LOT !!! And they change and develop and blossom here too
So, forget old Dash, say hello to new Dash. I will receive her with open arms...hoofs...wings...mind....whatever !
i think "the stable" is a nice name... but that's just me
5437778 it is... the all problem is "supply and demand" there is always demand and as long as there is no legal supply illegal supply will come forward to the demand.
look at Europe, many places have legal prostitution the makes money for the country, reduces crime and woman trafficking while keeping the workers healthy and safe
in USA weed is now legal in many states, Colorado made much higher income from the change in law that they ever considered and the money they save from fighting a loosing war against week is also a plus
if a pony has a need, some pony will want to use it to make some bits... let them
just make sure the government (aka "the man" aka "the Pimp King") will get its cut
5437817 egghead is a contagious disease
you're
I'm beginning to suspect you don't even read your chapters before posting them.
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I do. I clean out a multitude of mistakes. I always miss a few though.
I hate stretch...make you look all unattractive.
5438443 with his write speed, full typo hunt would slow down the publishing rate
and we will have no wild typos to hunt... and what would we do then?
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Wait patiently for higher quality chapter releases?
Personally, I'd rather have that than hunt for someone else's typos. Especially ones they say aren't.
5438479 don't ever say that... i need my daily fix
also, the typo count isn't that high... ive seen worse.. and it is fun to see new typo puns he makes in the comments
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I release plenty of chapters where no typos are reported at all.
But then a month later I get a message with somebody reporting one.
5438369 the head injury made her rather irrational and emotional, i remember. yet no one but twilight came to mind, the person she had romantic feelings for, when she was hurt. she did not even acknowledge the presence of her other friends.
as i said, bucky related stuff oft well formed. the rest has a tendency of being hit and miss.
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That's because no one's really looking for them, or are too lazy to report them on day one.
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It is also background stuff, added for flavour.
Not main content.
5438411 i would have to disagree there. there being a shift is one thing, but rainbow dash has not retained much of her personality. it is one thing for that energy and drive to be subdued, another for it to be seemingly lacking entirely.
and what i was talking about is that she had attacked the gryphons, was injured, yet showed no concern for her friends, only twilight. and that rather heavily implies to me she only attacked the gryphons like that because it was twilight, someone she is physically attracted to. it is not confirmation but there shouldn't be any doubt that rainbow dash was acting to protect her friends.
the doubt it truly born from her lacking any initiative to try and move, and her not taking anyone but twilight into account when she was wounded. head trauma or not, rainbow dash is not someone to give in, not matter how reasonable it would be to. and having no thought or worry about her friends other than twilight seems to confirm that it was her romantic feelings for twilight that made her attack like that.
it is not proof that she wouldn't fight as fiercely, yet it creates doubt, and a doubt that should not be there.
5438504 ....... the stuff i am meaning includes stuff that is important to the plot........ sighs. lets save that for later.
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Bubbles are important to Derpy's plot.
5438598 i read this fic for the plot