• Member Since 16th Aug, 2014

Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

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  • Update Tracking 58 stories - 408 unread chapters I like the story and it has updated to the point that I keep tabs constantly. It's story that I like to the point of near excitement.
    Created by Jake Witt
    - January, 2016
Found 54 stories in 97ms

Total Words: 2,751,850
Estimated Reading: 1 week

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  • Favourites 368 stories Stories I've read and/or would read again in a heart beat. (Note: This does not make every story 10/10 in my opinion.)


  • Tracking 39 stories - 943 unread chapters What I'm currently reading and/or attempting to finish reading.


  • Update Tracking 58 stories - 408 unread chapters I like the story and it has updated to the point that I keep tabs constantly. It's story that I like to the point of near excitement.


  • Long Winded Tracking 10 stories - 112 unread chapters Can you read at least one chapter of these stories? How far can you go?


  • Small Tracking 148 stories - 285 unread chapters 5 chapters and below. A series of one-shots counts as their own stories. Tracking the best, still.


  • Displaced 46 stories - 371 unread chapters Whether Human in Equestria or Pony on Real Earth. They are not on Earth... or in the case of ponies, they're ON Earth!

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She didn't think. She just jumped through the portal.

Then it closed behind her.

Stuck in the body of a human teenager, Princess Celestia finds herself trapped in the same world as her bitter student. Even as she and Sunset Shimmer both work to adapt to their new environment and bodies, Celestia is faced with an additional challenge: Sunset Shimmer is attempting to become the queen of Canterlot High, and the only way Celestia can fight back is...

...by becoming more popular.

(Book One preread by DrakeyC and Zef.)

Chapters (17)
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After seeing how exhausted her niece and nephew in law are, Celestia urges them to take a short vacation, and leave baby Flurry Heart in her capable hooves.


(This site needs an adorable tag)

Edited by Stahl. Pre-read by many.

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Follow Speaker and his changeling brothers and sisters who, after the events of Canterlot, took it upon themselves to find a new queen. They found a portal in a deep cave and went through it, questionable circumstances aside. Now they find themselves in a world full of humans, and with a new queen!

Meet Catherine and her family as they cope with a gaggle of shape-shifting creatures who really do just want to fit in and be loved.

The problem is, Catherine's parents are not very keen on their daughter chosen to be the new Queen of the Changelings.

And the cat has gone missing.

Warning:

Some chapters will have musical numbers in them!

The story that inspired the two short stories that lead up to this one!

FimFic Authors are In Your Bed by Admiral Biscuit

Which two stories, you ask?

Link to Estee's short story is here.

Link to my short story is here.

Chapters (19)
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Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.

A lot.

Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.

The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.


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Part of the PWNY-verse.

First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.

Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt
Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source.
Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!

Chapters (218)
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You are Rarity, and you are not that much a fan of Twilight right now. After she got you stuck in this strange new world, you've been wondering just how you'll get home. And when you first meet the denizens of this strange realm, your confusion and desire to return home only begin to grow. What's a lady to do?

Chapters (6)
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Convinced she'll never find peace after the Anon-a-Miss incident, Sunset Shimmer decides to leave Canterlot High for good. When her friends go after her, they wind up getting lost and falling underground. And when Sunset falls in after them, she's left with a choice.

Escape to the surface and keep her sanity or risk losing herself in the darkness.

Crossover with Undertale. Comission from calinjc

Chapters (20)
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May 24th. I woke up and missed a day.

I never miss a day, even if I do sleep in until an ungodly hour. And I'm not normally quadrupedal. Nor do I normally have a beak. Or feathers, or fur, or wings.

And I only just got diagnosed with anger issues and a prescription that actually works with keeping them in check.

Now I'll have to make my way through this damn depopulated city, scavenging what I can before I figure out where to set up my more permanent nest home.

Who knows, maybe I might find somebody else out there. Now the question is, will I survive meeting them?


(Despite the coverart, this is not a story about a griffon hen. This is a side-story for the Ponies After People-verse.)

Chapters (52)
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Based on the King Sombra timeline of "The Cutie Re-Mark".

Rainbow Dash has always been a fighter. When the call to war came, she was the first to head to Wonderbolt Headquarters and sign on. With several mission under her belt, she has risen through the ranks and is now captain of her own squad. But war is hell, and when she is gravely injured, Dash has to rely on two ponies she's never met before. One, wants to help her fly again. The other, wants maybe something more.

Inspired by the cover art by the artist, dSana. Please check out their work! Many thanks to dSana for allowing me to use their art!

Chapters (2)
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This story is a sequel to Kingdom Hearts of Harmony: The Other Side


Sora's heart is heavy with the weight of his keyblade exam failure. But when a gateway to a new world appears before him, he sees it as a chance to redeem himself. There, he meets creatures he's never seen before as they call for his help as the Hero of Light they need to face the oncoming Darkness.

With this new task ahead of him, Sora must face his own darkness within his heart and rise to the challenge of becoming the hero he was always meant to be.

Will he succeed or will his own inner demons take it all away?

Now with a TV Tropes Page!

Part of the KINGDOMHEARTSVerse

SPOILERS IN THE MESSAGES BELOW

Rated T for suggestive theme.

(EDITING DONE BY NIGHTMAREKNIGHT, KILDEEZ AND MLPFAN12!!)

(Image by Me)

Chapters (61)
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They say that there is a level of terribleness that, once attained can destroy anyone who dares to observe it. That level of awful was thought to be just a legend, but like bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster and Bill O'rielly, some legends really are true. Enter the show simply known as "Birdemic: Broadway", and although it sold a grand total of two tickets and critics universally labeled it as "an earnest show", its existence is a scar on human history we shan't soon forget, or maybe we will, I dunno.

Despite His prior knowledge of birdemic's bad reputation Jonathan P. Jafari and his bird Jacques made the foolish mistake of purchasing tickets to the show, forever sealing his fate. A mere ten minutes into the show, Jon suffered from a case of spontaneous exploding sending both him and Jacques to the magical land of Equestria. Now armed only with his wit, a bird and a game-boy color Jon must find a way home.

Will Jon make it home? Will Jacques finish that show he was working on? Will Egoraptor ever get to be player 1? I dunno, google that shit.

Rated teen for language

Chapters (2)