• Member Since 16th Aug, 2014

Jake Witt


I'm not just reading. My stories have "idea" but no "form" or "function". I'm just an armored guy riding a Robot Dino-Dragon; fighting a dark paradox man thing. I don't remember if I'm a robot.

Update Tracking 58 stories
  • Update Tracking 58 stories - 408 unread chapters I like the story and it has updated to the point that I keep tabs constantly. It's story that I like to the point of near excitement.
    Created by Jake Witt
    - January, 2016
Found 54 stories in 158ms

Total Words: 2,751,850
Estimated Reading: 1 week

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  • Favourites 368 stories Stories I've read and/or would read again in a heart beat. (Note: This does not make every story 10/10 in my opinion.)


  • Tracking 39 stories - 943 unread chapters What I'm currently reading and/or attempting to finish reading.


  • Update Tracking 58 stories - 408 unread chapters I like the story and it has updated to the point that I keep tabs constantly. It's story that I like to the point of near excitement.


  • Long Winded Tracking 10 stories - 112 unread chapters Can you read at least one chapter of these stories? How far can you go?


  • Small Tracking 148 stories - 285 unread chapters 5 chapters and below. A series of one-shots counts as their own stories. Tracking the best, still.


  • Displaced 46 stories - 371 unread chapters Whether Human in Equestria or Pony on Real Earth. They are not on Earth... or in the case of ponies, they're ON Earth!

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  • Featured 23216 stories Stories that have been featured on Fimfiction ( Automatically populated! )


  • Interviews 408 stories Stories that have had their author interviewed


  • Reviewed 0 stories Stories that have been reviewed
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This story is a sequel to Sunset Shimmer is FedUp!


Sunset Shimmer has a pretty good life. She has good friends, a nice apartment, she's back in the good graces of most of the student body at Canterlot High, and she has a hotline to the Princess of Friendship back in Equestria.

But Sunset Shimmer has always had a temper. And there are so, so many things that annoy her.

Like FedEx. And crabs. But she's already dealt with those things.

Lately, a lot of the human world's little annoyances, oddities, and even things that have somehow popped up that shouldn't even exist are getting under Sunset's skin.

And she's had enough.

It's time to fight back.

(Inspired by, but not a crossover with, Dan Vs..)

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Button Mash is living a good life. He is now a famous YouTuber, over millions of fan, and makes good money. Can life get any better for him? Maybe somepony came back in his life to make that happen.

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I would like to thank Supermare for allowing me to use this awesome fan art for the cover. I saw this and I thought, "THIS IS A MUST!" lol. Please show Supermare support as she is very talented and I absolutely love her artwork.

Also, I would like to thank MysStallion for their support on becoming my proofreader. I do appreciate the help and hope to continue working together on future fimfics.

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Dark times have befallen Equestria.

Starlight Glimmer has betrayed Princess Twilight Sparkle's trust, using her magic and the Cutie Map to force multiple realities to merge. Changeling swarms, Sombra's armies, and nightmarish creatures from the Everfree Forest have overrun Equestria, plunging it into a state of war, confusion, and despair.

Outnumbered, overpowered, and running out of time, Princess Twilight Sparkle comes up with one last, desperate, insane idea to save Equestria:

She recruits heroes that exist in comic books to fight for Harmony.

On hiatus.

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This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is in your bed.


It's hard to get rid of a sun goddess when she doesn't want to be gotten rid of.


Reading the prequel is highly recommended. Find Chapter 3 here!
Rated teen for mild language.
Now with audio reading by MelancholyIguana
Cover art by SilFoe.

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This is the story of a mare named Pinkie Pie.

At least, it would be, if she would allow such a story to be told. But she may end up disregarding the narrative... or worse.


Originally featured on 8/28/15!
Goodreads entry~

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Just how different are mares and stallions in approaching friendship problems?

Twilight and Spike intend to find out, and it seems like the perfect excuse to jump into an alternate universe. Specifically, one where everypony was born the opposite gender.

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Why the heck does Vinyl Scratch have a car that can transform into a giant sound system thingy?


Written by request for Bookish Delight because chicks dig giant robots EQG Vinyl needed some more fandom love; continued by request because apparently everyone digs giant robots, :twilightoops:

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This story is a sequel to BY THE BLACK AXE OF NIGHTMARE MOON!


After an incident regarding Twilight's browser history, the truth comes out: she's far, far nerdier than her friends ever thought. With her secret found out, Twilight Sparkle must introduce her friends to the wide, strange world of Live Action Role Playing Games.

At least Sunset seems kind of interested?

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Celestia and Scootaloo are homeless in a Ponyville alleyway together. They like to talk about things.

These are the things they talk about.

Note: The crayon scribbles of a plot is done, but the ride never ends story still updates.

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Okay, first off, you don't get to call me Flurry Heart. Not unless you have special privileges which are only afforded to those who are related to me and/or are national heroes. Or, I guess, if you're that guard that mom sends after me...

Point is, I'm Skyla. Got it memorized? SKY. LA.

Now these are the stories of how I earned myself that name. And a few other titles. And look, maybe mom and dad say I'm just going through a phase, but I say PHASES ARE FOR WIMPS. This, is who I am!

And the only reason I'm using Circus-Cinnamon's photo is because I can't find any other photos with how I really feel on it. I mean seriously, crystal ponies, I'm yelling half the time, is it that hard to take an angry picture?!

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