//------------------------------// // Powerful Feelings. // Story: Home is for the Weak // by Pickleless //------------------------------// Scootaloo looked around with a wary, glazed look in her eye. Nopony sat down next to her. "Hey kid." Scootaloo blinked. "Kid?" "...Where am I?" She slurred. "You're at the dentist office." Nopony said quietly. "Huh?" "You got your wisdom teeth taken out." "...What? No, I'm..." Scootaloo blinked, repeatedly. "Thirsty?" Nopony held out a glass of water. Scootaloo took the glass of water and stared at it. "Kid?" Nopony cocked an eyebrow. Scootaloo continued to mindlessly stare at the glass of water. Nopony got up from his seat. "Okay, let's-" Scootaloo poured the glass of water on Nopony. "Just kidding dude!" Scootaloo grinned. "What?!" Nopony laughed, "you can't just pour water-" "Just kidding!" "-on somepony and-" "Dude, just kidding!" Scootaloo poured more water on Nopony. "Okay, okay stop!" Nopony chuckled and took the glass away from her. "Here..." Nopony held the glass to Scootaloo lips as she drank. "Where am I?" Scootaloo frowned. "The dentist office?" "What?" "You got your wisdom teeth pulled out." "What? No, we need to..." Scootaloo trailed off. Nopony gently picked her up, set her on his back, and started moving. "Thank you, Doctor." Nopony said as they passed by him. "You're welcome, and how is our little buddy doing?" The doctor smiled at Scootaloo. Scootaloo blinked. "Still out of it, huh? Did she just wake up?" "Woah hey!" Scootaloo yelled. "Yes?" The doctor took a half step back. "Woah, hey, you dropped something!" Scootaloo pointed towards the ground. The doctor raised a hoof to grab whatever he dropped, only to have Scootaloo grab and shake it. "Your standards! Hey handsome, I'm..." Scootaloo trailed off. "Scootaloo?" Nopony cocked a brow. "No, I'm sexy! Wait..." She frowned. "Thank you again, Doctor." Nopony started trotting away with Scootaloo. "Make sure she drinks lots of water!" The doctor said as they turned the corner. Nopony made his way outside and glanced back at Scootaloo, she stared at the sky in horror. "You okay there?" "Huh?" Scootaloo stared at Nopony. "Where am I?" "Outside, you got your wisdom teeth pulled out." "What?" Scootaloo blinked. "Nopony help!" "What's wrong?" "Nopony!" "What?" "Oh maker..." Scootaloo started to wiggle around. "Scootaloo, what's wrong?" "Nopony, there is so much food in the world..." Scootaloo sobbed. "Yes, yes there is. Do you want a smoothie?" Nopony smiled. "Do you want a hoof sandwich?" Scootaloo threatened. "No, do you want a smoothie?" "Yes." "Alright then." Nopony started trotting towards Golden Harvest's smoothie stand. A minute later, Nopony hoofed over a smoothie to Scootaloo. She stared at the smoothie in amazement. "Take slow sips from the cup's lip Scootaloo, try not to use any force in drinking." Nopony gently said. Scootaloo dumped the smoothie on her head. Nopony slowly clapped. Scootaloo moaned as she rubbed the smoothie all over her head. "Does that feel good?" Nopony asked. "Get the hell out." "I'll take that as a yes, another smoothie please." After handing over a couple of bits, Nopony gave Scootaloo the second smoothie. "One more time, ignore the straw Scoots, drink from the lip." Scootaloo stared at the smoothie. Nopony sighed, "I swear kid-" Scootaloo dumped the smoothie on Nopony. "Dammit Scootaloo." "Just kidding dude!" "You got me kid." "Just kidding!" "Really got me. Once again, another smoothie please." "This one's on the house." Golden chuckled. "You're in a stand you dipdo." Scootaloo wobbled. "Manners kid, you're getting a free smoothie." Nopony started cleaning her head with a napkin. "Manners can wait, I have things to say!" "Like what?" "Why can't... Why can't you just, make the sun suck less..." Scootaloo muttered. "Mmmhmm." Nopony hummed as he wiped her cheek. "Derpy!" Scootaloo shouted. Derpy stopped flying and looked around. "Oh no Derpy!" Scootaloo reached out to her. "Scootaloo, what's wrong?!" Derpy ran over to her. "Derpy!" "Yes Scootaloo?" "Derpy!" "Uh, Scootaloo?" "Derpy, you look like shit!" Everypony present stared at Scootaloo. "Derpy what's wrong with you?!" Scootaloo cried. "I'm sorry, she got her wisdom teeth pulled out." Nopony apologized. "What?" Derpy blinked, looking confused. "Derpy, where am I?!" Scootaloo looked around. "She on some pretty powerful drugs right now." Nopony explained. "Oh." Derpy frowned. "Derpy, you look like shit!" Scootaloo accused again. "Okay, we're heading home. Thanks for all the smoothies." Nopony saluted the two as picked up Scootaloo and put her on his back. "Be careful Scootaloo and sexy stranger!" Derpy waved goodbye. "Thanks Derpy!" Nopony replied. "STAY AWAY FROM MY MOM!" Scootaloo shouted. Derpy and Golden quietly watched Nopony turn the corner. "Do mares have colt parts?" Derpy asked Golden. "No Derpy, Scootaloo's just high." "Are you sure?" "Why do you ask?" Golden raised a brow. "Cause that mare did." "You know that's actually a stallion and not a mare right? Also why are you so sure about that?" "I was staring at them." Derpy explained, looking deep in thought. "Derpy that's not an appropriate... here, have a smoothie, on me." Golden sighed. Nopony opened the front door. "Be careful getting off my back." Nopony instructed. Scootaloo jumped off Nopony's back and slammed her face against a wall. "Nailed the landing there." Nopony helped her get on her hooves. "Where am I?" Scootaloo looked around. "Home." "Are you going to vomit in my mouth?" "No." Nopony opened her bedroom door. "Only vomit candy!" Scootaloo scolded. "I promise I will only vomit candy down your throat." "Don't vomit down Derpy's throat." "Okay." Nopony tucked Scootaloo into her bed. "Where are you going?" Nopony looked back to see Scootaloo give him the biggest puppy eyes. Sighing, he turned around and got in the bed with her. "Why is your chest fluffy?" Scootaloo asked. "Pegasi have chest fluff." "Why?" "To keep them warm when they're high up in the cold air." "Mmm." Scootaloo absentmindedly chewed on Nopony's chest fluff. "Please don't vomit on my chest." Nopony calmly said. "Mmm..." Scootaloo's chewing slowed down as her eyes closed. "Uuuuugh..." Scootaloo woke up with her mouth hurting like crazy. "Hey there, dry throat?" Nopony walked in with a glass of water. "Uuuuuhhh!" Scootaloo moaned as she reached out for the glass of water. Nopony poured the glass of water on her head. Scootaloo stared at her soaked bed, and then at Nopony. "Why?" She rasped. "Just kidding dude." Nopony smiled, then held out a second glass of water he was hiding behind his back. Scootaloo quickly downed the drink. "So," Nopony sat down on the bed next to her, "what was being drugged out of your mind like?" Scootaloo stopped to think for a second. "...Unbelievable sights~" Scootaloo started singing. "INDESCRIBABLE FEEEELINGS~" Nopony joined in with her.