"Hey!" Nopony waltzed into Scootaloo's home. "Where's my Godson?"
Scootaloo smiled. "Hey Nopo-"
"Yeah whatever I see you all the time. Where's the- awwwwww..."
Nopony lifted up the baby out of its cradle and cuddled it.
"What's his name?" He asked.
"Beef Wind." Scootaloo replied.
...
"Really-"
"No, not really, his name is Jolly Roger."
"Oh my gosh Scoots, your kid is gonna grow up to be a pirate."
"I know, won't that be amazing!?" Scootaloo hopped in place.
"Hey there little guy..." Nopony cooed as he held the precious bundle closer. "When your Mom was just a little filly, I found the letters she wrote to the maker, and I read them~"
"Hey!"