"Hey!" Nopony waltzed into Scootaloo's home. "Where's my Godson?"
Scootaloo smiled. "Hey Nopo-"
"Yeah whatever I see you all the time. Where's the- awwwwww..."
Nopony lifted up the baby out of its cradle and cuddled it.
"What's his name?" He asked.
"Beef Wind." Scootaloo replied.
...
"Really-"
"No, not really, his name is Jolly Roger."
"Oh my gosh Scoots, your kid is gonna grow up to be a pirate."
"I know, won't that be amazing!?" Scootaloo hopped in place.
"Hey there little guy..." Nopony cooed as he held the precious bundle closer. "When your Mom was just a little filly, I found the letters she wrote to the maker, and I read them~"
"Hey!"
Make this a spinoff.
Now.
Do it.
... I'm waiting.
1. Wake up
2. Notice that Pickleless has released a new chapter
3. Read new chapter
4. Notice that Pickleless has released another chapter while I was reading the new chapter
Today is a good day.
I MEANT TO TYPE GODSON, NONE OF YOU SAW THE GODDAUGHTER-
More please.
This is the fifth comment. No 2 comments are by the same person. But it says 2 views. How the buck does this make sense?!
whoops
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MISTAKE WHAT MISTAKE YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT MISTAKE- thanks.
>inb4 final chapter
Dude you are spoiling us today! I mean two chapter? Really?
And this is once more your perfect blend of adorablly heartwarming and laugh till you fall out of your chsit hilarious.
Keep up the good work Pickleless Lord of comady.
Excellent
7407165 I may not have saw it, but
m.popkey.co/70dc4e/mMAba.gif
So who is the lucky father? Cause I see that colt having the surprise of their life when they met Nopony.
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http://imgur.com/Efolbol?r
D'awww
This was quite an accomplishment in such a short length.
I'm gonna bet 10 bits that the father is that one kid Scoots wanted to bang that one time
I think I'm missing something about the last part that should be funny.
,,,pipsqueak?
.....................................
Really?
Seeing the word Baby made me imagine the whole thing in EQG style.
Jolly Roger is Best Pirate.
Great chapter! So who is the father?
7408551 It was me, Dio!
7408551 Rainbow Dash. No, they don't talk about it. Let's just say nopony has access to a lot of funny toys...
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7408571 I like both variants (the one with RD especially). My theory was that Scootaloo is a hermafrodi and impregnated herself!
He's gon' be king of the pirates!
Nopony is male right? Is he the father?
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Fairy Godfather/mother.
And so it was that Jolly Roger went on to disappoint and make proud those whom knew his name. For his talent was in creating deliciously awesome candies, and with those candies he created a sky-pirate fleet the likes of which make Chrysalis buzz in filly-glee!
7409706 Like Naruto! I-I mean Saitama! Goku?! ...oh Muffin Button... Guild Master Wigglytuff! That's who! ...no? Jack Sparrow. Final answer: Jack Sparrow.
this just keeps getting weirder and weirder with each new chapter.... do not stop, it is why i have been following this one. if scootaloo and nopony did something completely and utterly normal(which would be abnormal for them) i think it would break my brain at this point
Who.... Who is the father? How did they deal with an overbearing Celestia?
7407969 Dear god, you've cracked the case!!
What was that guy's name again?
Why, why do I even bother. This book is just to perfect to put into words.
Oh fuck me with a dull chainsaw because that would hurt my sides less.
Hehehehe... nice... nice.
I have little to say, I'm a horrible commenter :P
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It's pretty fun to see you pick up a story I wrote and post a new comment every step of the way. Don't feel self conscious, just be you dude.
They still in touch, dats nice
The secret word was BEEF WIND