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Home is for the Weak - Pickleless



The princess of the sun and a gimp orphan sit in a cardboard box.

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So long, and Thanks for all the Nonsense.

Nopony awoke.

"Mmm..." he growled, reaching out for Scootaloo.

After finding his small orange chicken, he wrapped her in a hug and went back to snoozing.

"Hey!" Scootaloo whined.

"Mmm?" Nopony mumbled.

"I was doing something over here, lemme go!"

"Doing something?... Kid, there's a full blown hurricane out there, stay inside the box."

"Yeah, I know! Rainbow's doing her super special secret stunts in the thunder!" Scootaloo squee'd.

"Really." Nopony said in a flat tone as he adjusted himself.

Nopony held a wing over Scootaloo to keep her dry. Of course, he was getting soaked, but his... special constitution made the rain nothing to him. It was still a little annoying, but he could live with that.

"Where is she?" Nopony squinted at the storm.

"Right up there!" Scootaloo pointed. "Wanna borrow my binoculars?"

"Where did you find those?"

"Well, it was a rainy day and I was super hungry, hadn't eaten since yesterday morning. I was grumbling to myself when I found five bits on the ground!"

"...You bought binoculars."

"Rainbow Dash ain't gonna watch herself!"

Nopony sighed, "kid, knowing her, I think she's found a way to do that."

"Shhh! She's starting to do tricks again."

The two quietly sat in the rain together.

"Hey kid, what's your favorite thing to do?" Nopony spoke up.

"Hmm..." Scootaloo scratched her chin, "I don't know! I really love playing around on my scooter, but, I like hanging out with my friends more I think."

"Hey, nothing wrong with that." Nopony smiled.

"Well, getting a new friend recently made life a lot more awesome, you know?"

Nopony chuckled as Scootaloo snuggled in closer to him.

"It's a shame you're such a loser." Scootaloo murmured.

"Woah, what?" Nopony frowned at her. "Where did that come from?"

"Well, I'm your only friend right? Besides your sister!" Scootaloo grinned.

"Yeah, guess you're right kid." Nopony stretched.

Scootaloo watched as Nopony released a powerful, loud yawn. She moved out of the way as he rose to his hooves and trotted out of the box.

"Well kid, it's been real, but I think it's time for me to hit the dusty ol' trail." Nopony said.

"What?" Scootaloo blinked. "H- hey, wait!"

"Hmm?" Nopony turned back.

"Is this because I called you a loser?" Scootaloo started to shake. "I- I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean it, please don't leave!"

Nopony sighed.

"Kid... Look, I had to leave today no matter what, okay? You didn't do anything wrong, I just gotta get back to my job now."

"Please don't leave..." Scootaloo whispered.

"Come on kid, don't make this hard."

"Please don't leave your majesty!"

...

"Well..." Nopony wrapped himself in a golden aura. "No point in hiding it huh?"

One second there was Nopony, the next, Celestia.

"Please don't leave me Princess..." Scootaloo squeezed her leg.

"Scootaloo, look at me." A royal voice said gently.

After sniffling a couple more times, Scootaloo shyly peaked up at her.

"Just because I'm not always here, doesn't mean we're not friends."

"That's just a nice way of saying you're leaving and not coming back!"

"Scootaloo..." Celestia frowned.

...

"Scootaloo, it's time for me to go."

Celestia gently picked up her up, and sat her down inside the box.

"We'll meet again. Goodbye, my little-"

"I was right." Scootaloo cut her off.

Celestia stopped, confused.

"You do seem nice at first, and then end up being really disappointing!"

...

Celestia said nothing as she teleported away.

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