Home is for the Weak

by Pickleless

Goodnight, Sweet Chick.

Author's Note:

This chapter takes place near the end of Scootaloo's natural life.

Nopony gave a somber, guarded look as he watched his old friend draw ragged breaths.

"She wanted to speak to you alone." The nurse said.

Nopony nodded, and the nurse left the room.

"Hi there," Scootaloo rasped, "I'm cold."

Nopony laid gently next to her.

"Hey Cold, I'm Nopony." He smiled.

"Nopony..." Scootaloo narrowed her eyes at him. "Come closer."

He brought his face closer.

"Closer!"

He put his snout up next to hers.

A trumpet blast came out of Scootaloo, it's squealing hot air echoing off the walls. Her body began to visibly deflate as her dam broke. She let out a raspy chuckle.

The monitor flat lined.

"Well, you lived how you died Scoots," Nopony slowly nodded, then got up to leave the room, "full of shit."

Comments

[Odd_Sarge]

Well.

I'm shook.

[Penguin_Lord]

Yep that was something not what else to say there

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Okay! That was... interesting.

[Rune Soldier Dan]

GOD WILLS IT

[Ice Star]

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well okay that's like three flavors of tonal whiplash

[Iron Comet]

Bwahahaha!!! Nopony will remember this long after Scootaloo is dust!

[badninja]

Well at least Nopony can get the last laugh, after all they will be the one who will be telling stories. A nice ending of Scootaloo’s life and I wonder how she took to being a parent and hopefully a grandparent?

[fanreader999999]

She died as she lived, laughing.

[FanOfMostEverything]

I admit, when I heard "Sweet Chick," my first thought was a New York City restaurant that specializes in chicken and waffles, and I was very confused.

The actual content of the story didn't help.

Still, it's how she'd have wanted to go out.

[RainbowDoubleDash]

Well that happened.

[BronyBlazeFire]

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I just stared and blinked at the last paragraph for five minutes. Your comment sums up my feelings.

[Flisky]

Shitpost. That's a paddlin'.

[Shenzy]

Me: "Another homeless scoots? I thought we past that beat horse..."
*reads*
The Backstory that Doesn't Really Matter.
Okay, some self-awareness?
Beat Children who are Smaller than you.
Uhhh... okay, that's weird Oo
Eat your friends, they're delicious.
OKAY... since 'eat the unfriendly' i hadn't read this kinda nonsense...

SOLD!

[Gavier]

WHEEEZE

[King of Kings]

Oops. I forgot how graphic that video gets...

[redsopine]

why do i see some cosmic entity kicking hsr out of the afterlife and back alive just to screw with celestia

[ZanyZapper]

At first I was like "is this a feels chapter? I don't come here for feels, I come her for..."

"Ok, yeah, that's exactly what I come here for!"
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[Kichi]

You are late for april fool, or you decided to make a bad chapter

[Violet Sky]

[Pickleless]

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[AMuffinlover]

What just happened.

[karnazom]

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Flat line

[Scorch215]

I expected scoots to boop her, call her dumb, slap her with her accumulations of gambling debt or tell Nopiny she had lean out on the castle to pay fir the private nurse.

I was not expecting this.

But then again this fic i always expect the unexpected so im set.

[Vaguely Demented]

There are worse ways to die.

[Loki]

STOP MAKING ME FEEL FEELINGS

[Gyro Pony]

Ohh.

Well, could it be any different?

[Perpetually Confused]

so no more updates?

[DNC]

[PrismStrike]

I was not ever expecting this to update again. exactly how i would expect scoots to go out.

[TDR]

The end of her natural life......

So are her and Nopony going to screw around in her UNnatural life?

"Tia...."
"What i kinda missed her."
"Tia..."
"It's fine i adopted her after all."
"Braaaaiiiiins!"
"Oh shush you're not that sort of undead."
"Spoil sport."

[Sollace]

Ow. OH That shits hard.

[FIM Fiction]

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Wonderful.

[Jake Witt]

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It shouldn't have been updated years ago but the dude keeps dropping some good extra bits!