Home is for the Weak

by Pickleless

Pop Quiz

Scootaloo absentmindedly flipped through a children's Royal Pony Coloring Book she found in the trash earlier. The book had nothing but discolored pictures of Celestia and Luna. Occasionally it would have an extremely easy questionnaire in the corner of the page. With nothing more stimulating to do at the moment, she doodled on some of the mostly uncolored pictures and answered the questions.

When day comes to play, Princess Luna makes the ____ go away:

A) Sun

B) Night

C) Princess

D) Candy

Scootaloo frowned. "She did all of these things! Ugh, whatever, next question..."

This one is easy! Does Princess Celestia live in Canterlot, or Ponyville?

"...Next question."

Princess Celestia is my _____

A) Princess

B) Older Sibling

C) Friend

D) Father

Scootaloo broke into a nervous sweat.

Comments

[The Raisin Spazz]

Ha omg

Quizes are always difficult..

[wlam]

Sometimes, you just can't win, can you.

[SPart]

6777678 6777680 6777685 6777757 6777801 6781524 6785185

on the topic of loading dice, try cooking, or better backing.
there was one greentext story on /tg/ that had this, you just put the dice in the oven at something like 50°C or a bit higher in the oven,.
so that they become softer, but don't melt away. gravity pulls more of the plastic inside the dice down. so that this half becomes more dense and thus heavier.

then you let them slowly cool down again and have perfect looking dice that are loaded.

[River Road]

This made my day.

[Captain_Hairball]

I just noticed I hadn't upvoted this. How is that possible?

[Tuong Lu Kim]

Digging through trash is still habit for Scoots?

[NorrisThePony]

6952611 You're lucky. Every time this fic updates I wish I could have the satisfaction of upvoting it again. Freakin' selfish past-me.

[Captain_Hairball]

6952756

I can imagine.

[badninja]

She needs to show this to Nopony. He would get the biggest kick out of it! Poor Scootaloo all but Celestia being her father are true, and she should probably make a case for it.

[Seether00]

Scootaloo. I am your father.

Nooooooo!

[Quantum_Shift]

6952884
Well, Nopony was acting as a father figure for her too.

[Gapeagle]

Is Celestia pink....

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or white?

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[Ulrezaj]

Damnable trick questions!
The correct answer is whale.

[Cold Spike]

You really need to make a sequel to this. Focus on Pipsqueak and Luna

[Ultimate Bromaeda]

6953026 Clearly, the white one is a farce.
ALL HAIL LAUGHTER

[Aguion12 - GotA]

6953026 For some reason I see her in some color between white and beige... Must be the outlines.

[Koipondponies]

6953026 She's pink. Look at her outline. It's very light pink, so Celestia is a very VERY pale pink.

[Pickleless]

6954346
That's why her color is magenta/pink. I'd use Pinkie Pie's pink but it's Pinkie's pink and it's color doesn't stand out well against white.

[DerpedRainbow]

6953026 Well, that first one answers the race question... Is she an Earth Pony, Pegasus, or Unicorn?

[Robot Sparky]

pop quizs.... Mmmm pop tarts.
Oh, great, just great now she'll be like this all day!

[Headlock1_0]

When I see this story with new chapters in my unread favorites, I usually think something like: 'I remember liking that, but why is it in my favorites.' I then read whatever new chapter there is and I'm IMMEDIATELY reminded of why I LOVE this story. It's clever, crazy, and bizzare, and it's so much fun and it even has some feels.

I would favorite this again.

[BureYaAkili]

Oh god not again
-has flashbacks to nam-

[Pathos14489]

6953170 Love your profile image random person in the comments.

[Cold Spike]

6959648 Thank you. Shouldn't be too hard to find on deviantart. ^^

[Pathos14489]

6962110 But she already has her cutie mark! That's like... The mark of readiness or something. It's like a big picture saying, 'I can go to the amusement park now!' right? ....Right? For some reason I want to read about Sweetie Belle going to the amusement park and getting a baby and then having her friends help her with it and all that fun stuff.

[Koipondponies]

6952654 Well, this takes place before Celestia revealed herself to Scoots.

[Scorch215]

those were oddly specific questions and difficult to answer given the situation.

[Pathos14489]

7026319 Quite!

[Pickleless]

7027625
Kick back and relax~

[Trithtale]

You're doing a sequel right?! Right?!

[Pickleless]

7030885
Working on it.

[Trithtale]

7030890 Nice!

[King of Kings]

6970876
But Scootaloo always knew who she was. So...yeah.

[King of Kings]

Princess Celestia is my _____

Pick D Scootaloo! Pick D!

[keaton-furman-prower]

Princess Celestia is my _____

A) Princess
B) Older Sibling
C) Friend
D) Father

Scootaloo's answer: all of the above!

[Jake Witt]

6952918 $10 bucks if Luke tell Rae Han Solo was her father!

I wont gain money, but your worst friend will!

[Bipper]

7210322 i'LL TAKE that bet.

[Muggonny]

E) One of the above

[Jonny Bench]

The answer for all of the questions is E.) All of the above.

[Seraphimus]

Princess celestia is my father O.o That sounds like it needs to be another fic.

[Dragonwaz]

7410822

It is

[randome284]

Genius. Just genius.

[Neoarcad]

This is the best chapter.

[Dustchu]

Hehehe, that was good... nervous indeed

[AMuffinlover]

wow, that's actually hard

[AyanamiRei]

Okay now THAT was hilariously terrible

[DNC]

[Violet Sky]

My life when I try to do anything at all

[Mist Shaker]

9471947
Ain't that the truth.

[Vaguely Demented]

Wonder if Celestia orchestrated this.