Home is for the Weak

by Pickleless


Pop Quiz

Scootaloo absentmindedly flipped through a children's Royal Pony Coloring Book she found in the trash earlier. The book had nothing but discolored pictures of Celestia and Luna. Occasionally it would have an extremely easy questionnaire in the corner of the page. With nothing more stimulating to do at the moment, she doodled on some of the mostly uncolored pictures and answered the questions.

When day comes to play, Princess Luna makes the ____ go away:

A) Sun
B) Night
C) Princess
D) Candy

Scootaloo frowned. "She did all of these things! Ugh, whatever, next question..."

This one is easy! Does Princess Celestia live in Canterlot, or Ponyville?

"...Next question."

Princess Celestia is my _____

A) Princess
B) Older Sibling
C) Friend
D) Father

Scootaloo broke into a nervous sweat.