//------------------------------// // May 25th - 39 pills left // Story: Angry Bird // by Thadius0 //------------------------------// Hey, so, I learned a few things today! Like where the voice-to-text option is on my tablet. That'll make recording these entries a lot easier. Though now I hafta move the first one over. And it doesn't have nearly enough memory to hold everything. Meh, I'll worry about that later. The other thing I learned today is that it's way easier to do these sorts of things when you aren't paying attention to it. I caught myself actually going down the stairs without a care before I questioned it. Maybe the trick is to not question it? Seems to make about as much sense as waking up as a griffon anyways. I took care of Skippy this morning, and then I also learned that most of my driving instructions still apply, barely, to this new body. It was hella uncomfortable leaning forward to try and shift the thing into reverse, and being small enough that I could barely see over the wheel. But I couldn't exactly lean back, because the moment I did, my new wings reminded me they were there. Like sitting on my feet, only so much worse. And leaning forward made the rear-view mirrors useless. Hah, like there's a reason to use them now. I could only hope. It was also weird driving around barefoot. Of course, when I started thinking about that, I became hella conscious that I was going around without anything on. Quickly ducked inside and threw on a pair of boxers, but now my tail is uncomfortable. Meh, I'll live. I drove past the neighborhood, stunned at how quiet it was around me. That didn't stop me from honking the horn a few times, but I didn't get any answers. It was just weird going past the elementary school without hearing anything. Managed to drive down to King Super's, raided their meat section for things I thought I could cook. Thought about getting some vegetables, but wasn't in the mood. Did grab some not-so-fresh bread though. I am a total starchoholic. I used to eat so much bread back in the day. My 'shopping' completed, I drove back home, taking note all along the way of how there was no activity anywhere along either my drive there or back. I barely put that thing above twenty miles an hour, I was so afraid of going faster when I couldn't see all the mirrors. Huh, if I make a habit of driving, I'm going to need to stockpile fuel at some point. I don't want to know how that can go bad, but I can only assume it will. I'll add it to my list of things to check when I eventually hit up Wal-Mart. Fuel cans. Noticed a bit of lag on the internet today, while I was looking up how eagles and other birds of prey fly. I don't know if I can, but it'd be better to wring the dang thing clean of information while I still could. I also decided to move all my things over to my neighbor's place, it'd make looking after Skippy a lot easier. I get the feeling he appreciates it. I broke into another home today, raided them for their meat that they weren't there to eat. Took a few pitchers, some non-perishable foodstuff. I'm starting to stockpile that now. If the power goes and I can't keep all this food cold, then it'd be better to have stuff that won't rot. I'll make another trip over to the King Super's soon, get some more things like that, before I hit up my local Wal-Mart for essential things to have in an apocalypse. They have everything I could want at a time like this, I really regret not going over there soon- Oh. Hiya Skippy. I'm just writing out my journal. Are you ok? ...Apparently not, the mutt's just jumped up onto the bed with me and is now laying next to me. Guess he really misses his owners. I know the feeling, guy. I miss my family too. I wish I knew what had happened. Heh, he just woofed. Funny. Anyway, I popped my pill before I started, so I'm feeling tired right about now. Gonna nod off for now, Skippy. You wake me up if anybody shows up, okay?