Well it only took us a week of searching.
Are you sure it was that long?
Felt longer. But we finally found a Tesla in one of the city's many abandoned parking garages.
Yeah, so, y'know, bonus for us.
Only to find that the keys we have for it don't work in unlocking it.
This just means there's another Tesla out there that these keys do work for, and that there's another set of keys out there for this one.
Just how many electric cars are in this city?
More than we'd thought, less than we can access.
Whatever. Made another run on some of the home improvement stores, found some jerky near the checkout counters. So, y'know, bully for me.
Hey, any port in a storm, right?
Yeah. It might be boring as all hell, but if it means I get the protein I need I'll take it. Oh, the drone moved.
Uh oh. To where?
Here, let me just...it's right about here, last I saw.
It...appears to be making its way to the local Best Buy.
...Huh, didn't notice that. Wonder why. I'll check in on it tomorrow, see if its near there or not.
Maybe its just some sort of...automatic military drone?
I have not heard of any drone this advanced. Granted, I don't think the public would have heard of such a thing, but my point stands. Humanity did not get that far into AI before it all disappeared.
Point taken. Which leaves us with our original questions. Who and why?
I'm not that desperate to be shot at while I get the answers.
See if you can find a fish hatchery. Or, for the really desperate, raise mice and rats.
Where did they get those keys from though?
Best Buy? Oh no. It's looking for a drone army! ...or its going to be magically conglomerated into a Super-Droneatron.
...anybody get that reference?
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Are you aware that there is a Tesla car dealership at the Park Meadows shopping mall in Lone Tree, Colorado? If there is a dealership, there should be more than two Tesla cars in the greater Denver area. There is also a Tesla service center at 6395 East Evans Avenue. These locations should be in any paper phone book. You should be able to power up the Tesla store and/or service center computers and/or find paper files to match a license plate to an apartment or home address.
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