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The concept of the divine choir was not unknown in Equestria. Angels were a recognized magical phenomenon; the pureharts roamed the outer edges of the atmosphere, drawing on rarified æther for sustenance and warding off the outer horrors that lurked between the stars. Sunset had even seen one of the cervine creatures once when it spoke with Celestia. By all rights, the luminous doe should've looked silly, twice as tall as the princess with a body barely thicker than one of Celestia's hooves. But there had been a beauty there that transcended physical appearance, an unimpeachable dignity.
A holiness.
The memory of the purehart was one of the reasons why Sunset knew she was no god, even if she'd grudgingly started using the term as self-referential shorthand.
Still, all of that failed to explain the pure light and ecstatic chorus emanating from Sunset's open dresser. She sighed, shut the drawer, and went to her computer. A few moments later, she was on the official Shimmerism forum, which in her mind made for a far more efficient way of communicating with her followers than prophetic dreams or magic coffee tables. A few keystrokes later and she sent a private message to the forum admins, who were also the leaders of most major sects of Shimmerism.
From: StillNotGod
Subject: I'm Not Mad, Just DisappointedOkay, who's the wise guy who's been venerating my underwear drawer?
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The horrible thing is that her used panties would probably count as holy relics ...
Dude. Nobody likes hol(e)y underwear!
Ok, some do, or so I've heard.
There are so many jokes I want to make here. There's the obvious one, which has already been made. Most of mine are of the more perverted variety.
8211142 go ahead were listening
8211142 Noone's stoping you.
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Yes, please do!!!
Honestly, in a way, I'm kinda surprised she has clothes anymore. Isn't she at the point where she can simply manifest clothing at will?
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There's a comment to be made here about Japanese vending machines, but I think I'll leave it at that.
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I'll be honest, I was looking forward to seeing your response to this one.
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"Yeah, because nothing says 'staying humble and human' like clothing myself solely in my own immanent power."
Be nice, it's a legitimate question.
"I guess. Still, aside from psychological issues, conjured clothes are vulnerable to antimagic. I don't want to risk wardrobe malfunctions because some wise guy dispels my outfit,"
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Vampire hunting is now awesome.
I officially blame Rarity and Sunny Flare, who remarked that Sunset’s choice of lingerie at the last sleepover was ‘divine’. Magic did the rest.
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Panty raids just took on a whole new meaning.
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You know, I once saw this PS3 game (official logos and everything, even being sold on the shelf of my local GameStop) that was about vampire hunting. The twist? In order to beat them, you don't stab them in the heart with a stake. You rip off their clothes.
And the game looks like a Japanese anime.
You can see where this is going...
Well Sunset, God or not, any man would venerate a pair of panties...
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Forget the Holy Grail, lads. We're on a quest for the Holy Thong!
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.....Why a thong?
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On it. Just need to finish knitting a ten-foot red scarf and to hire a legion of damned penguinoid mercenaries. We'll be done by dawn.
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Wouldn't be the first sacred triangle