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"Sunset! Sunset Shimmer! I simply must have your help in testing my new experimental hypothesis!"
"What is it this tim—WOAGHH!" Sunset materialized inside Discord's lab to the sight of Discord's hand reaching out for her. She ducked, which is exactly what he wanted. Grabbing her hair, he pulled it clean off her head.
"Why did you...what are you doing with my hair?"
"Why, testing an experimental hypothesis! I thought I made that clear."
Sunset stared at Discord, who was currently chewing on a mouthful of her hair.
"What is this hypothesis you are testing?"
Discord finished chewing, and then swallowed. He grinned in triumph.
"I was right all along! I knew it, I knew it!" he cheered.
"You knew what?"
"It really DOES taste like bacon!"
"It doesn't count if you make it taste like bacon."
"Oh, you're no fun."
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This is the point where Sunset realised that letting Discord entertain himself so that he did not become bored was probably a very, very bad idea.
And here I was expecting ketchup & mustard...
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It isn't called the Church of the Divine Ketchup and Mustard Horse.
Plus, bacon is delicious.
"Pshaw, Sunset. You should know quite well, that the only thing that matters in SCIENCE, are RESULTS!"
7720180 I must object. Results are nothing without reproducibility. I think Discord knows this and is just goofing.
Well... if belief of the masses equals reality... and kids count... I mean, it seems like the Church of the Divine Bacon Horse would include enough people to manifest at least a small portion of the implied meaning of its name...
7720062 ...but what kind of bacon is it? Crispy bacon is disgusting. Chewy bacon is where it's at!
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Now, how do you ponify Schrodinger?
Discord is just trying out a new high-fiber high-protein diet today.