Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
(Masterweaver)
"Hum-de-diddly dee, and now I've done laundry! Something something da-da-dee-da, something something doop-da-de-YAAAA!" Ditzy clutched her chest, gasping for a couple of seconds before letting out a relieved giggle. "Sunset! Whoa, you startled me. How did you—? No, wait, superpowers. Okay, new question, why are you here?" She took in the other girl's unamused face and crossed arms. "I mean... did I stumble over some quantum string that was important to reality or something?"
"Oh believe me," Sunset growled, "it's nothing you've done."
"...So... is it something I'm going to do? Because the emphasis there, on the past tense, kinda suggests..." Ditzy's voice trailed off as she noticed the other girl, one half her age, trying desperately to hide behind Sunset's legs. "Awwww." She knelt down, holding a hand out to the greyish-pink kid. "Hey there. Did Sunset Shimmer scare you? Don't worry, she's only scary when she's scared. It's alright. What's your name?"
"...I'm Dinky." The little kid cautiously took her hand. "Dinky Doo."
"Nice to meet you, Dinky! I'm Ditzy Doo." The gray girl shook her hand, taking in the odd gem in the child's forehead. "Now, I'm not going to say you did something to scare Sunset, but I'm pretty sure Sunset's going to tell me something got her mad. Do you know anything about that?"
"Um." Dinky cleared her throat. "Well... You see, it's... I mean, Mom loves me and all, but—"
"Somebody," Sunset deadpanned, "was apparently so busy with hyperdimensional operations that they came to the entirely logical conclusion that the best way to spend time with their daughter was to send her back to when she had the time to spend."
"Oh really?" Ditzy smiled innocently. "Well, until we find this young lady's mother, I'd be happy to look after her!"
Sunset looked at her flatly.
"...I mean it!"
Sunset looked at her flatly.
"...No, seriously, I'm great with kids!"
Sunset looked at her flatly.
Dinky cleared her throat. "My mom's name is Ditzy."
"Wow! That's such a coincidence! That's my name too!"
"You know what?" Sunset threw up her hands. "Not even going to push it. This works."
(FoME)
"Hi, Grandma."
Mistral Lace froze and very, very slowly turned to look at the little girl smiling up at her. "Excuse me?"
The girl, who did resemble Ditzy at that age to a frightening degree, smiled and said, "Time shenanigans," as though that would explain everything. Or, indeed, anything.
"There you are!" Ditzy herself emerged from the laundry room, hauling a basket full of clean clothes.
Mistral looked back and forth between the two. "Ditzy, is there something you'd like to tell me?"
"Hmm? Oh, right." Ditzy knelt, put the basket down, and ruffled the younger girl's hair, eliciting a giggle. "I'll tell you all about it when I'm done screaming internally."
"Do you ever get used to this sort of thing?"
Ditzy's smile grew sardonic. "I go to Canterlot High, Mom. I've gotten used to this sort of thing."
Twilight opened her mouth, paused, shook her head, and said, "I have so many objections to this that I don't even know where to begin."
"Look, it's very simple," said Ditzy. "Have you ever seen Sailor Luna?"
"I know of it, mostly through pop cultural osmosis. Girls younger than us with legs like the principals' fight eldritch horrors in miniskirts." Twilight frowned. "Er, the girls wear the miniskirts, not the horrors."
Ditzy tilted her head from side to side. "Sometimes it's both."
"I'll take your word for it."
"The point is, I'm kind of in the middle of one of the plotlines. My daughter from the future is staying with us for a while because apparently I'll think that's a good idea." Ditzy hummed to herself. "Or just to keep to the whole 'acausal loop' thing going. I could definitely see me doing that."
Twilight held up a hand. "We appear to be moving into a whole new area of headaches."
"Right, let's try to focus on this one. So, since I'm apparently Moon Bunny now, what with my blue and red best friends, I need a talking animal mascot, and I heard about how your dog can talk now."
"Yeees." Twilight drew out the word as her face twisted into further incredulity. "Principally about squirrels and the chasing thereof, though he is taking an interest in nonhuman sapients' rights. And you want to borrow him just to fulfill some narrative trope?"
"Well, that or ask you to do it to something else."
Several half-formed words escaped from Twilight's mouth before she shook her head and took a deep breath. "Before I begin a very long dissertation on all of the things wrong with that, I should ask, would you be satisfied if I simply told you 'no'?"
Ditzy thought about this for a moment. She shrugged. "Yeah, probably. Besides, it should really be a cat."
"Again, I'll take your word for it."
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My goodness, look at the time! It's Cider o' clock!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! (dies laughing)
7629587 To quote Xanatos; 'You won't, because you didn't. Time travel's funny that way.'
This should totally be a thing. Oversaturated Moon would be one of the greatest things ever, if it's done right.
Well this could be the start of a bad trend. Ditzy needs a vacation and goes back in time... Multiple times to the same time oeriod. Muffin Party Convention anyone?
Well, at least you haven't goofed on Ladybug and Cat Noir.....yet.
At this point even Pinkie Pie is going either "Whaaaa?!!" or "Even i find that strange".
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I thought Pinkie would be one of the girls who watched every version of Sailor Luna and would be able to keep up, actually.
Something tells me this is gonna be one of those chapters that spawns it's own story.
Derpy is this dimension's Tsukino Usagi? Why that's rid... Actually it's quite probable, when you think about it. The clumsiness, the massive heart that's always reaching out to help others...
Okay. So, what we need to do is come down like a multiple nuke strike if anyone near her mentions 'Dark Kingdom', 'Stealing Life Energy' or 'Youma'.
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You do know that's only season one, right?
Poor Ditzy Doo's going to be getting all the seasons... at the same time.
Haha...hahaha...mwahahahahaahaHAhaahaAHHAhahAhahAHAHHAhAhAHhAhAHaHAHAHhAhAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Could be worse.
She could be stuck in Evangelion. An anime with such a bad ending that the Death Star using Earth for target practice would make the ending happier.
7629756 There's always the Yet.
7629879 It's as much that it's happening to Ditsy Doo as the fact that a Sailor Luna plot is happening in real life.
*DIES* The most accurate summation of Sailormoon I've ever seen.
7630750 I'm afraid that's just you, Mythril.
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I have the sudden urge to write a chapter now. "First Biennial Convention of Generic Super Villains".
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We do already have Dieties Anonymous and apparently a super hero school. And Discord runs the super villain school, soo....
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Hey, the last thing Ditzy wants to do is derp up the universe. Even if she manages to do it by being a responsible parent. I'm sure Dinky understands.
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Weaver and I are discussing ways it could work. I'm not making any promises, but it looks disturbingly feasible.
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Pretty sure Sunset would put her foot down on that idea.
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Haven't seen it yet.
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I was looking forward to your reaction to that line.
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He does? Might have to read up on that again... my idea was using some of the super villains from the show specifically. Mane-iac, Ahuizotl, Caballeron, Bugbear...
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Ahuizotl is a member of the Dieties Anonymous group. Mane-iac... is a comic book character, so that may be problematic. Caballeron hasn't been mentioned in story, but anonymously refrenced on a forum world-building post involving Ahuizotl. And the Bugbear....
...leeeeeet's just say I don't think the bugbear would attend a convention.
Also there's the whole thing where nobody thinks they're a villain, so...
7631621 No, that she doesn't...
What she does have, hoever, is an alternate dimensional counterpart who has it and would probably be glad to help if asked.
I'm not saying OW!Luna would actually do something like that, or that Sunset would be entirely allright with bringing resources from Equestria, or that Equestrian Luna would actually help OW!Luna with it, or she could help (Equestrian Celly's still a thing), just that it's not impossible.
I guess I'll just write that down under headcannon.
7631647 It's sort of like how Batman Beyond is "What if Batman was Spider-Man"; the general idea of Ladybug is "What if Sailor Moon was Spider-Man and lived in Paris?"
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It was just going to be a joke chapter.
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I overanalyze everything. Everything. Even why Applejack is orange in Equestria and Caucasian on Earth.
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She was conceived while her parents were invited on a vacation with their aunt and uncle. In Equestria she imprinted on her aunt and uncle's earth pony magic while her human counterpart (where personal magic is almost nonexistent beyond Chromelatin) imprinted on the regional magic of the Caucasus Mountains.
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Actually I made a joke snip explaining it in this very story.
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Seriously though, I apologize if I come off as the "stop having fun" guy. Maybe you should try to write it anyway and prove me wrong.
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Maybe. I'll probably think about it again tomorrow (either that or the season finale I just saw. No spoilers, but it actually managed to make up for the season opener).
Looking forward to the point in this mini-arc when Dinky befriends this universes equivalent of Sailor Saturn. Because, you know, gloriously broken world ending powers and all that. Sunset would totally flip.
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Crossworlds Guardian, Sailor Orbital!
7638756 I am 78% sure this would be Starlight Glimmer, complete with Damion-manufacturing cult.
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This world's Starlight Glimmer is older than the Humane Seven, so she doesn't quite fit the role. I can't claim to know what Weaver's planning, but if it were up to me, I'd choose the hedgehog filly from "Crusaders of the Lost Mark." Why drop the Silence Glaive when one punch can crack the planet in half?
... Granted, I may be straying into a different anime. At least she still has her hair.
This is my favorite. Even though I hate ChibiUsa. I love Dinky so it all evens out. I'm gonna have to say Applejacks the most Sailor Jupiter in the group though.
How does the ETSAB react to Dinky showing up?? Although, Sunset's handling it, so they're okay with everything?
Time travelling backwards reminds me of Sideboard of Harmony's Haec Stupri Cucurbita:
Although, Dinky hasn't been born yet, so no issues from time-ponies?
So is Ditzy a bad mom in the future? And what happens to Dinky mentally? There are alot of questions