Group Precipitation

by FanOfMostEverything

Kitchen of the Future, by Masterweaver

"...Sweetie?"

"Yeah, Bloom?"

"You can see the future."

"Yes."

"And I'm not exactly sure how that works, but I'm assumin' it's always on at a low level?"

"Two, three seconds, everything is clear. Further then that takes a bit of strain."

"Right."

"...What?"

"I'm... look, I'm not going to say you should abuse yer gifts for personal profit, but, um..."

"What? What is it?"

"Sweetie, bein' honest, yah managed ta caramelize a tomato. I can give ya all the remedial cookin' lessons I want, but I'm thinkin' maybe ya should use your future sight in the kitchen a touch more often."

"...Or I could just use a microwave—"

"I AM NOT LETTIN' YA CAUSE ANOTHER NUKE SCARE!"

Author's Note:

Magic can't solve everything.

Comments

[Royal Brisk]

Magic can't solve everything. This is true. It can also make things far, far worse.

[BenRG]

Ah. I was wondering why the doors to the kitchens at Sweet Apple Acres, Carousel Boutique and Scootaloo's place had Sweetie Belle's cutie mark with the 'forbidden' red slashed circle overlaid over it!

[Crescent Glaive]

Nuke.....

*pppfffftthhhhhhh......*

I'm dying here XD

[WanderingPony]

For every cutie mark, there must be an equal amount of anti talent somewhere. Sweetie allows for at least three Michelin level chefs somewhere just by being able to burn juice.

[KeePony]

Well. Before you can burn juice, you must be able to make water burn. Not steam, burn.

[MythrilMoth]

[Lancerlot]

Now I want a caramelized tomato.

[FanOfMostEverything]

8286886
Imagine how many ballerinas owe their thanks to pony Twilight...

8286934
Not necessarily. Juice contains oh-so-flammable sugar. Though burning it in a way that keeps it liquid does require unfathomable talent.

[Maran]

8287147
Huh. I didn't realize it before, but he does slightly resemble young moptop-era Ringo Starr. I'm just gonna adopt the headcanon that he plays drums as well as the bass.

[conantheimp]

8287170
I managed to burn water once.... Not my proudest day, but I'm certain The Goddess of Bad Cooking would approve.

[Blue_Paladin42]

Yes it can. Eventually. With enough obstinance.

The obliteration of the problem is, after all, technically a solution.

(I need a Starlight emote.)

[ArtieStroke]

8287111
Gonna be honest, before I wrote this that's what I though too, but the wiki entry says otherwise. Go figure.

[JetstreamGW]

8287443
Wiki entry for what? Because if you read something that said Ringo Starr was not the drummer for the Beatles, you were lied to.

[ArtieStroke]

8289900
The wiki entry for the Equestria Girls character, named by the fans as "Ringo"
Like, right here: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Equestria_Girls_characters

[JetstreamGW]

8289925
That makes a MUCH more sense.

[Cursed Quill]

8289900
let's not forget Pete Best.

[ARKLIGHT SNIPERSHY]

This just in Sweetie turns Toster into Willypeet.