Group Precipitation

by FanOfMostEverything

Two Pink Girls Yelling at Each Other, by Masterweaver

"PINKIE PIE!"

"LEMON ZEST!"

"I HAVE A CRAZY IDEA!"

"I WANT TO HEAR THIS CRAZY IDEA!"

"BREAD SHOES!"

"BREAD SHOES?!"

"BREAD BAKED INTO THE SHAPE OF SHOES! AND PEOPLE CAN WEAR THEM!"

"THAT'S POINTLESS AND DISGUSTING!"

"I KNOW RIGHT?!"

"I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!"

"YEAH?!"

"BREAD BRACELETS!"

"WOULDN'T THOSE JUST BE BAGELS?"

"I MEAN YEAH, WE'D HAVE TO MARKET THEM DIFFERENTLY, BUT IF WE DID IT RIGHT IT SHOULD WORK!"

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! LET'S DO IT!"

"YEAH! BUT WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK SOMEWHERE ELSE! ALL THIS CONSTRUCTION IS WAY TOO LOUD!"

"YEAH WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!"

"THEY'RE BUILDING A NEW WING FOR EQUESTRIAN EXCHANGE STUDENTS, SHOULD START COMING IN OVER THE SUMMER!"

"OH NEAT! THAT EXPLAINS THAT COMPLICATED DOOHICKY OVER THERE!"

"YEAH, THAT'S THE EQUESTRIAN MORPHIC APPLICATOR! IT'S BASED OFF LYRA'S TORQUE!

"OH YEAH, SHE'S THE GIRL THAT'S SECRETLY A UNICORN RIGHT?!"

"ABSOLUTELY! AND THAT IS A RARE SENTENCE!"

"HEY, YOU THINK WE COULD HOTWIRE ONE OF THOSE CONSTRUCTION VEHICLES AND TAKE IT FOR A JOYRIDE?!"

"COULD, YES! SHOULD, ABSOLUTELY NOT! AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT SUPERVISION!"

"WHY DON'T WE WAIT TILL THEIR WORK SHIFT'S NEARLY OVER AND ASK THEN?!"

"OH MY GOD! I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! PATIENCE MIGHT WELL BE THE BEST SOLUTION!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH PATIENCE HUH?!"

"IT'S MY CURSE!"

Author's Note:

This chapter was named as it was by the author's request.

Comments

[mastermenthe]

I feel like Discworld Death could join the conversation and no one would bat an eye.

That or Mr. Torgue.

[QueenMoriarty]

Hilarious.

[mastermenthe]

8131283
copy paste your comment and throw it in as a foot note[1] please

[Blue_Paladin42]

8131108

That or Mr. Torgue.

"WHY WAIT?! I'M AN ADULT! LET'S RIDE THE BACK HOE!"

[mastermenthe]

8131442
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=site%3Afimfiction.net+mr+torgue+in+equestria

Check out all those results!

[Cursed Quill]

8131473
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[BenRG]

Pinkie Pie and Lemon Zest - The localised nucleus and focus of Chaos. Sorry, Discord but you know it's true!

[keroko]

8132451
I got to it before the comment was deleted. Not the deepest story I've ever read, but a less cloppy version of it could be interesting. Don't think it's my cup of tea though, but then I'm not much of a Scilight fan to begin with.

[Dark Feather]

8132451 sorry.

[FanOfMostEverything]

8132908
Mistakes are how we learn. Just don't do it again and we're cool.

[My name is R]

"OH YEAH, SHE'S THE GIRL THAT'S SECRETLY A UNICORN RIGHT?!"
"ABSOLUTELY! AND THAT IS A RARE SENTENCE!"

Only because by the time you know there is one you usually know who. Secret unicorns are surprisingly common.