Stories set in the Oversaturated World, some silly, some less so.
Contrary to popular belief, educators' summer vacations weren't nearly as carefree as those of the students, especially not those of the principals. There were textbooks to review, budgets to stretch, mad scientists to work around, vigilantes to organize...
Well, maybe some of those were limited to Celestia, though these days, she wasn't too sure about that.
Still, the occasional opening in her schedule did crop up, and that meant time to relax and decompress. That meant it was just her, the sun, a lounge chair, sunglasses, and a bikini that would probably give half of the seniors at CHS heart attacks. For others, the sunbathing would mean working on a tan, but Celestia's particular form of chromelanin would actually make her paler and more reflective. She sighed, feeling her stress melt in the summer heat.
It couldn't last forever, no matter how much Celestia might wish otherwise. After forty minutes, her phone started beeping, strategically placed on a table Celestia couldn't reach from her chair. She got up with a sigh, turned off the alarm, and resisted the temptation to just lie back down. Duty called, whether she liked it or not.
Something seemed off as she went back inside. Just what only occurred to her when she walked by a mirror and registered a bit of movement in the corner of her eye; everything seemed brighter than usual.
At the time, though, she was more concerned with how her hair was glowing and squirming.
Twilight looked up from her book as Sunset manifested, a haunted look in the orange girl's eyes. "Everything okay?"
"The human analogue of my mentor and secondary mother figure was panicking in a bikini as I had to explain that her hair was going through something completely normal. I have so many conflicting feelings that I feel like my head's going to explode."
Twilight tilted her head. "You know, if you listen real close, you can probably hear Dicke Zigarre laughing from beyond the grave."
"Not. Helping."
Dicke Zigarre is German for "thick cigar." I could think of no more suitable name for pony Freud.
And yes, OW!Celestia's hair can move if exposed to enough sunlight. Theoretically, Luna's mane could animate and in a similar way, but she's more likely to cause that through heavy magic use than moonlight exposure.
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Hilarious.
YES!!! YES!!!! ALL OF MY YES!!! Oh damn, but that was perfect!! I only wish I could have seen that conversation in person!! I'd give just about anything for that! The ultimate Freud moment, for poor Sunny at that!! And considering Celestia looks damned good at her age and fitness level? Can we just say cloppers are likely gunna fantasize, and the fanart is on the way? Yes? GREAT!!
I think that Sunset still has far too many human and mortal instincts for her own peace of mind!
It is never just a cigar :-P
You know, I'd say Celestia's legs are worth having a Ziggarian Slip over
7719232 Sometimes it's several cigars... In a humador! (Dun, dun, dun!)
So you're saying Tia's hair is...
...oversaturated?
hmm..now, if she can learn to control it, she could use them as limbs....
i.e hold something while she does something else, that sort of thing?
You had me at Celestia in a bikini. H_H
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Bacon is the predictable result.
Discord is performing the experiment.
So after further consideration, I think he should have found lemon and raspberry, just because.
Gym "Will foment schisms when bored..." Quirk
I totally have to agree.
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So will Niv Mizzet's breath turn to fire or lightning when he is exposed to too much science? Or will Jace accidentally counter anything he gets too interested in?
Also I love the fact that Jace is a vice principal, because he feels like the babysitter, but at the same time, I feel like he should be a student along with Chandra and Nissa and Lili... (Muscles can suck it) I really want to see a fic based around the Ravnica school with all the planeswalkers there.
I also can't remember if I already said this before. I've been sick lately. I even had a fever dream where I though I was Sunset, in that I was a non-corporeal higher-dimensional entity. I hate fever dreams, but this one was surprisingly tolerable, especially given the weird nature of the dream.